Hey /b/, there's this woman I once had drunk sex with who keeps harassing me through facebook, sending me pseudo-sexy pics and bullshit messages, and I'm done with it.
You know the drill, 8 decides what I say.
ooooooooohhhh man me mates!! allo me chapss!!! i think me mates i have just made a major breakthrough in the field of the majestic art of the waggle..!!!lissen closely maties,its not often u hear wagglin tips down the line like what im abouta drop now!!
so u know howdo waggle ur willy.and you now it causes willy pleasure. but did u know what if you stick your finger up your bum and wiggle it around u get bumbum pleasure instead?? combine it with the willy waggle for dubble trubble 0_o whOaAOAOAOaoAOoooo!!!!!!!!!!nows thats what i callsome relief eh esse..mmmhmmm.......stick me finger up my bum......pull it out....hehehehehit smells lilke poopie...eh ey kid,...smell me thinga eheheh smell me smellie fingers kid heheheheheh!!!!!!!!!.....
if u want advanced bumpleasure shove TWO or maybe THREE fingers up ur bum!!!! keep wagglin until ur entire body starts convulsin w/ PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYBUMANDMYWILLY THEYFEELLIKE ITS AN EARTHQUAKE IN ME BUM A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dress up in me sisters school unform.finga me bum and take pictures and post it on the internet!!!!!!!! i always ask me mummy and daddies permission to use the net first 0_o just because mummie and daddie dont wanna see u waggle doesnt mean u can be a freeloader breakin the house rules -_-
well until then.pippip cheerio me wankas!!!im off to finga me mates bums and put the picturegrabs on a website called "domblr.com"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!until then waggle it away maties!!!!!!
ATTENTION EVERY ONE
WE'RE GETTING RID OF TRAP THREADS
ATTENTION EVERY ONE WE'RE GETTING RID OF TRAP THREADS
This is how trap threads work.
>A couple of gay men pretending to be actual traps fill these threads up with images of decent looking traps
>The OP image is usually of a hot trap if not they dump images in threads of beautiful traps; it's to trick your brain into thinking actual cute traps are in the threads who are ready to hook up.
>once your in your horny and begin to look for any type of trap even if they're ugly and don't show you proof with a time stamp.
>eventually some one puts up a image of an ugly crossdresser (could be them usually isn't) and begins to chat you up pretending to want meet ups.
>however when you ask most of them where they're from they'll probably say "I can't say" or "I'm not up for meet ups" it's usually both
>some times a rare cute trap shows up but the cutest ones are either taken, lesbians, prostitutes or neets. THE CUTEST REAL TRAPS ARE ALSO USED TO BAIT YOU INTO THESE THREADS but you wont be able to get with them ever.
>asking if there are any "le cute traps in this thread in muh area" will result in nothing because these threads are filled with fakes, scared drag queens and GAY PIC COLLECTORS!
>at the end of the day all of these fags are looking for some one to treat them like little girls, these threads are roll play bait threads for gay men who wear their mothers clothing.
Don't come into these threads unless you're there for the pic dump!
AND REMEMBER TO POST THIS COMMENT IN EVERY TRAP THREAD YOU SEE TO REMIND THEM WE DON'T WANT GAY ROLL PLAY THREADS WITH MEN PICTURE BAITING OR COLLECTING ON /b/! ! ! ! ! !
(Also the Spain thing is because I'm on holidays there, she's still in the UK)
Dude you are retarded.
Keep her as yoir back up. When you go through a dry spell you fuck her.
Dont date her, just be nice enough tk get her to come be your cum dumster when you need one.
I'm writing and posting all this from and on 4chan, an image board for losers. Nobody actually has my phone, so when I say that to you in 30-60 minutes, I'm lying. Here's the thread for proof >>587850061
PS I'm a dirty yuropoor
You are so ugly that my dick doesnt get boner at all.
Bitch hasn't read the message and it's been almost 5 mins, so I sent that one because kek
Well, it's been 5 mins since she read it and no reply. Will wait a bit more, but I think this is it, guys.
Gave it a shot because fuck it now. Edited it a bit to make it seem more legit
OP here. She's not replying anymore, guys, so abandon thread, or just post whatever until it 404s
Also, I want to tell you. When we fucked. You had the worst gas afterwords. Like, I nearly threw up in my mouth a little bit.
"Okay I'm all up for the buttplug going down my bellend but will you do little peanut butter flavoured malteaser rabbit shits down my throat, I miss your wet little snatch around my small cock and I wish you were here to let me cover you in cream this Christmas even and lick it all up"