I got hostages... and I will kill them.
Not stopping until I get banned
YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO NEGOTIATE
Spread? Pruno? Whut?
I mean hot cheetoes plus noodles plus any meat variant in a unheated tortilla.
Pic related, what I made the other day at home aka jailhouse burrito
I'm actually killing the white guys
But yeah I used to put noodles, cheetos, dried fried beans, cheezits, and hot water inside a plastic sandwich bag.
Ofcourse the first thing was to boil the noodles with hot water then add the rest of the ingredients but... its just details...
OP. no matter what you think your soon this for. There is no honor in this op. please, for the love of the taste buds leave them be op. please op...please. We surrender, take the fuckin random money, we are giving you a blank check op, anything, just don't do it... May god save the queen...
When they open the counter, looking for creamy filled oreos, they will find... this...
OP.... You fucking monster. Why op why?.... I didn't lose my mind in nam just to lose it again over this shit op. you make Stalin and hitler look like a fucking puppy dog you sick bastard. This is why hell was created, it was for sick people like you op. op I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my cookies go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Surley the end of times is near for this unspeakable evil has happened. Do you hear that op? That's the sound of children... Crying for their cookies, cookies which will never be tasted ever again... It's over I might as well hit the doomsday device and end this evil for once and for all before humanity goes interstellar. Out of all the filth and evil of this world your name shalt be forever be forgotten with this whole planet. This evil must be purged from this innocent universe. Goodbye everyone. Just close your eyes and count to 10. We all will be reborn into the hydrogen atoms we were once were....
The hostages are dark. No one cares.