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Call Gold's Gym and ask for David!
>Golds gym, how can I help you?
>Hi, I'm Rick, one of the managers here at pizza hut #8593. I'm calling to confirm your order of 45 large pineapple and mushroom pizzas
>we didn't order any pizza
>thank you for your confirmation, your order will be there in about 2 hours. Thank you.
>wait hold o-*click*
Your move, /b/
So I rung up and said hi my name is Christopher Poole and I left my wallet in the gym 2 days ago and I was wondering if anybody picked it up.
"Hold ok sir I'll just check,"
I swear down I heart some guy in the other end losing his shit saying
"Listen whatever battle toads are we don't have them, there's no performance enhancer called battle toads. Goodbye"
The girl came back and said we found a wallet it was left here 3 days ago and the name is Chris but the last name does no match
I told her that it was okay, iust to take the condom out of the side pocket and to go fuck your self because Christopher Poole does not get stole from!!!
OP said the phone rings over the intercom. He wanted gym goers to get pissed and leave so he can squat alone. Kinda autistic but hilarious
Ordered to David Battleto
>Golds Gym blah blah how can I help you?
Can I speak to David please?
>Can I ask who's calling?
>Okay hold on... looks like he's in a meeting, can I take a message?
No, that's alright.
Op here. So since its gym rush hour, the front desk is backing up because all they can do is answer phones. I'm currently in my sedan because I'm practically choking to death laughing . I'm waiting for the pizza you guys ordered.
I love you, /b/
Using my neighbors WiFi :laughing:
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
the security has entered my car and stripped me of my clothes!! they are muscle heads i am being overpowered, they made me bend over and got out a camera and one of them said 'Hey pizza man, say cheese!'
"Hi this is Ryan blah blah blah
>Hey Ryan, what's the address that this gym is located at?
>Alright, next to the Chick-fil-A right?
>Also, can I speak to David?
>Sorry, he's not in right now. A bunch of people were prank calling him and he decided to go home and cry about it.
>Welp, tell David I said sorry. Bye.
>Hey this is Ryan
>Hey man im trying to find a new gym to train at and im wondering how much weight the dumbbells go up to?
>Also do the weights feel good in the battletoads hands?
>Hey this is Gold's gym how can I help you
>Yeah is David there?
>Yes he is can I get your name?
>Yeah this is Rick Harrison can you tell David that I need to borrow his copy of Battletoads?
ryan is so mad
> i asked about the pizza asked if if got there
>he said yeah its from pizzahut shitty anchovies sent it back
>wtf you sent my pizza back asshole ?!
>Yeah its not even funny
>I wanted my fucking pizza
>says hes on the thread called O.P. op like back ops
>mfw he said he has been on 4chan longer than me