You mysteriously find yourself on the streets of New York, standing right outside of the World Trade Center. Confusion runs through and as you ask a nearby bystander, they confirm to you that the date is September 11th, 2001 and the time is 7:48 am (about an hour before the first attack). What do you do?
Nothing, September 11 was the single most important event in the latter history of the United States' economy, it spurred job creation and somewhat unified pa people for a few days
start telling people that the towers are going to fall in a few hours. After they fall and people lose their shit over how I knew, I milk every news outlet and talk show for cash appareances
I'd go to the nearest tech store and buy five top of the line cameras.
I'd place two of them on rooftops facing the impact points and two facing the exit points, but at more of an angle.
I'd then take the fifth one and aim at the planes as they came in, zooming in to get a clear shot. It would prove without a doubt that it was either a terrorist attack or not. "The Anon Footage" would always be looked at.
>Go to roof
>intercept plane 1
>crash into plane 2
>make sure they crash over pentagon
>use Op's time machine to create paradox of infinite planes
>go to mars
>watch the firecrackers
Start videotaping about ten minutes prior to the first attack, be sure to include ramblings about how awesome New York is. Mention offhandedly how tall the buildings are and be aiming right up at the first tower as the plane hits.
Proceed to scream like a little girl and start running while still looking back and filming. Post video of both crashes on youtube.
The fact is, some sort of recording of history would be a nice thing, but there's nothing I could do to stop it, and screaming at people to get out/flee would just heap suspicion on me when the attacks DID occur.
Direct every tourist that asks for directions towards the world trade center
and thats why it was staged by the government.
they knew it would help us more than hinder us. i know they staged it, and im not mad at all.
>Go inside one tower
>Light a small contained fire in a garbage can
>Entire building evacuates
>Assuming I don't get caught, move on to the next
>At this point, I'll be arrested
>As they're putting me away I'll tell them what is about to unfold and tell them that I am psychic
>They'll think I'm nuts at first, but they'll see
>The towers go down and I'm heralded as a hero
>Literally swim in poon for weeks
You've only got an hour, just grab any fucking camera that you can and get the hell away from there, fucktard
You'd be swimming in that you'd have water poured over your blindfolded face asking you how you knew about the attacks. Remember, they'd be looking for someone to pin it on in any way they could. You'd be a fucking fool to go to the authorities
I would short sell as many stocks as i could after the stock market crashes and then goes back up i will make a killing kekekekek i actually did this on september 11 i knew it would happen im a dirty shekel collecting jew i planned 9/11 to increase my number of shekels
Tell everyone to evacuate the towers immediately, and keep an eye on the towers within the next hour. I mean a serious eye; watch every single nook and cranny of the buildings from the outside. I know it seems like me being a moralfag, but it'd be interesting to see what would happen if there are no people in the buildings, and EVERYONE saw the explosions before the planes hit (which actually happened).
Also, to keep an eye out for UFOs.
>Masturbate, which is what I was doing at that exact moment the last time it happened.
yeah right you fucking terrorist. now shut the fuck up because you have no rights. shooting a documentary right when the planes hit the towers? thats not how documentaries work shitlord.
Call my doctor and find out if I can get rid of this bad case of herpes.
I go with the truth that mossad will carry out a terrorist attack against wtc and the pentagon using al qaeda as patsies...
Call this message to 911, newspapers, radio shows and also post on the internet.... spread spread spread as fast as I can
>upside down 9
>claims 9/11 wasn't an inside job
>but his logic is..
>flip the argument to hear the truth
they'd need an entire mining company to find your head and pull it out your ass. pretentious delusional prick
call in a bomb threat on both towers. tell them that i have planted high explosives on every floor over the past 9 years during "routine maintenance" and that they will all go off in one hour.
call it in to the pentagon also same shit bomb threat explosives everywhere one our tick tock yadda yadda. etc.
towers get evacuated, general vicinity gets evacuated.
nobody dies except for the ppl on the planes. i am sad to say i do not know how to prevent that shit.
you shouldnt accept another way of thinking as retarded. rejected it is the worst thing you can do.
what shows true intelligence, is acceptance of change; of being wrong.
i shouldnt continue to ask you anything because unfortunately, when it comes to people like you, there are some of you that we just cant always save.
Call in "terrorist attack imminent" to 911. Tell them to evacuate WTC and surrounding buildings ASAP as there are hijacked planes inbound, they will be taken over by muslims with plastic boxcutters. Flights united 93... and i forget the others, but ground all planes on the east coast immediately or there will be massive casualties. Inform dispatcher I am a jihadist defector.
Tell him/her that they can be a hero.
Just for one day.
you cant fucking explain setting 4 cameras all pointed at the twin towers right as the planes crash besides being a terrorist. wtf you gonna say? No, im a time traveler and wanted to shoot a dope ass documentary?
i would start canvassing the streets for all jews, luring them by telling them there is free lox , bagels, and matzo ball soup on the 99th floor of both towers
i'd being doing the world a favor by ridding it of even more jews that day
Epic. Confirmed as a starting question in the next Elder Scrolls game.
First call cops explaining. If nothing is done to evacuate building, try explaining to reception desk on ground floor. If still nothing, stick around until 15 min b4 then pull all fire alarms I can find. If I can save even one person ill be happy.
forgot to add that i use a payphone a different one each time and make sure my calls only last 20 seconds so they dont start or finish a trace on me. even if they do i make sure to wear gloves while i handle the phones so no prints are left behind and then i blend into the crowd and take a subway and then a taxi to get out of the city to fuckit jersey proceed to get a train ticket back home.
tracks covered mission accomplished.
Here's how you save mostly everyone.
Do the whole fire alarm thing and evacuate the buildings. Maybe even set a real fire. Use a phone booth and call in bomb threats on the specific planes. Use your best terrorist voice. Tell them that you and your comrades are ready and willing to die for Allah. The only way to stop you is to kill you. You then illustrate your plan to bring down the WTC. Maybe they don't take you seriously until the first plane crashes. Oh well. They'll sure as fuck stop that 2nd plane. And the 3rd. And the 4th.
Congratulations. You did all you can humanly do.
Make my way to fort knox, wait till the unthinkable happens, steal gold bricks, leave. Ten years later, sit a portion of the money in front of the victims family's houses. Like someone said, one person cant really do much.
go and check the bottom floor for bombs and video the evidence of there being none for those conspiracy faggots then let everyone die, and when they argue inside job show proof that there were no bombs and then laugh because you let 3000 people die so you could be right.
Fuck the time travel. I was shooting a documentary on the history of new york. I was planning on opening with looming shots of the towers. I can't fucking afford a helicopter so i have multiple angles. I'd even record some bogus narration.
The buildings don't fall straight away, so: would go up to observation, make good quality footage and experience a plane hitting the building. Then leave. Then put on a jewish skull-cap and dance around.
Remove the thermite so that the buildings didn't collapse and could have just been repaired. I wonder if 9/11 would have been so important if the buildings had stayed up and all the firefighters hadn't died.
Just give them some more predictions
>Enron is going to go bankrupt in about 2 months
>Lord of the Rings movies are going to kick ass
>Beatles' George Harrison is going to die in about a month
>Arizona Diamondbacks win world series
>Patriots have a super bowl dynasty
>Brittany Spears is going to go fucking nuts
If all else fails, I can tell them who I really am and have them run a DNA test on me and my 6 year old self to prove I'm a time traveler.
>yfw someone from this thread WAS sent back causing the intense market speculation we saw before the planes hit
this or go pull the fire alarms in both buildings about 10 minutes before the planes hit.
then... just sit back and watch the conspiracy nuts lose their minds because "false flag opp was planned to limit civilian casualties but level outdated buildings" lol
Get a black cloak and sandles, a sandwick board with IT'S HAPPENING written in blood, and a bell to ring while I shout about judgement day and the tower of babble crashing down.
Shame shit I was doing when it happened.
I don't want to fuck up the timeline.
Wait a sec, OP. Can I go back just a few days sooner than 9/11? I want to save her.
You'd be stuck up there and your footage would be destroyed, since any way of getting down would be damaged by the impact. That's why people above the impact zone were jumping; the stairways were blocked.
An hour before, so the planes are in the air, I run in and light something on fire, at least one building will be evacuated, if I am killed by police then so be it, just trying to save that many lives is worth it.
>set up vid cam pointing wtc
>wait for plane
>fap furiously infront of camera
>make sure leave little room for wtc to collapse on screen
>sell video to news
>they will have to show your video masturbating to the whole world
BREAKING: EXCLUSIVE VIDEO OF WTC COLLAPSED
> take video camera say time and date get 20 people to also film, and say the following:
> the following act that will occur will not be an act of terrorism committed by al Qaeda, but by the collaboration of the United States government, Israel, CIA, and Mossad.
> building seven was never touched and fell. ( don't believe shock wave theory)
> plane fuel can't melt steel beams
> controlled demolition
> Zionist business men sold all there
> this was an act to bring fear, enforce police brutality, bring acts that will let the NSA monitor your electronics...
>anonymous will rise, support them.
Finally distribute all over the net, news
Take time traveling machine and see the changes
despite the fact that you are delusion about 9/11 being an inside job this would both be comedic, because people would have to believe all the crazy shit you say, and be beneficial. since no wars, smaller government etc.
Either that or they would accuse you of being in on it and torture the shit out of you.
But I see that as fine too.
Incorrect, those people were actually literally retarded and didn't comprehend escvape hatches. It was a downs sydrome facility. It was a happy ending. Only one wrangler was hurt in the confusion.
Therefore your argument is invalid.
scream in swedish, bc iam swedish, then i would get to a payphone and call emergency services and and scream some more in swedish about some planes are hijacked and heading for world trade center and the pentagon.
mfw after the attacks when my calls are translated, holy shit the swedes brought down the trade centers. mfw i just saved sweden from islamic invasion, at the cost of a war with america. fuck this shit, i hate mudslimes.
Or I'd get to become a cop who can prevent major disasters before they happen.
>Evacuate New Orleans
>Phil Markoff is the Craigslist killer
>Michael Devlin is the man who kidnapped Shawn Hornbeck
>Evacuate Haiti there's going to be an earthquake
>There's going to be a major recession in 2008
>Don't vote for Barack Obama
>Osama Bin Laden is hiding out in Abbottabad, Pakistan
>This Adam Lanza kid is bad news. Get him mental help
>Sweden is going to become the single greatest threat to western society. Nuke it now
>Trayvon Martin is a future serial killer and Michael Brown will be his accomplice. Bring them down now
>Christopher Dorner will turn the LAPD into the greatest police department in the country. Put him in charge now
>Don't board that Malaysia Airlines plane
>Watch out for terrorists at the 2013 Boston Marathon
It's in an hour, I could get pot heads to film me and it would still happen. An hour isn't enough to catch me
Are u telling me you believe Osama did it, the guy trained by the cia...
The pilots who couldnt fly cesnas...
>listen, theres this guy called moot, he is planning things from his chinese white power suppremacy board
>find hotel room
>made a thread for the lulz
>fap to traps meanwhile police find moot
>drink chocolate milk
living da dream
Destroy towers just before the planes come so they near miss like someone pulling away a high five "too slow" then hijack a magic carpet and fly it into an arabian virgin's home and rapeth her.
I don't think you know how much those gold bricks weigh, or that Fort Knox is right in the middle of the largest active tank training facility and live artillery range in the world.
>Get a gas mask
>get a parachute
>enter first tower 5 minutes before plane hits
>take elevator to the 10th floor from the top
>find hottest bitch on floor
>wait for plane to hit
>put on gas mask
>grab her while she tries to find a place for air
>speed rape her
>watch towers burn with bystanders and take video of it collapsing
>lifetime jerk material
implying that if there was bombs finding some at at the bottom wouldn't be enough evidence for you to claim there was, but finding none isn't enough evidence to disprove it. You conspiracy faggots are so single minded its pathetic.