So /b/, I put up a CL ad pretty much saying I was looking for someone to show me how to fuck a women properly. I got a bite after awhile and she asked to talk on kik.
I will add pics of our convo, so you can decide if I am about to get my kidney stolen or if I am going to have the time of my life.
pic related, pic she sent me first up
First pic from Kik
So this is the last pic I got.
wut do /b/? should I see what happens and put my self on a donor list for kidneys?
your gonna get tied up, then fucked up the ass. or beaten to death.
meet her in public, not her house, nothing. if it isnt her, or someone else is involved, leave right away.
sorry but she writes like a man
>TFW you'll never have sex or lose your virginity, especially with such a horny woman
>TFW you'll more than likely have to pay a used up hooker for sex if you ever wanna lose your virginity
Don't trust her about STDs. You think that she has only been with her husband for 20 years, and yet, she is ONLY looking you up on Craigslist? And she hasn't had a test recently??? Don't be stupid, demand she get a test done, or use a condom. Pussy is great and all, but many STDs last forever. Do you really want to deal with the agony of dating with herpes for the rest of your life?
you're going to get a taser while she sucks your cock, then you will get robbed, and liked raped by her husband. Or maybe by her and the husband, you never know. But in the end it comes out the same. The same feeling of abuse. Feeling used, then neglected. Your asshole hurts, and the corners of your mouth feel stretched out. And you weren't allowed to cum, so your nuts hurt, nd your cock won't go fully soft. So you are left weepong to yourself until the next morning, when housekeeping lets you out of the bathroom, and you can leave the hotel on your walk of shame.
I'm meeting the same bitch again this week. Shit was so cash. Hope you're into roleplaying.
This is brilliant.. But this cunt of a thread will 404 soon.
Make sure you keep up the updates OP.
If that really is her, all credit to you, fuck the shit out of her.
If its not her, let them know my details, I'll need a liver soon the way I'm going, yours will do just fine.
I've hooked up with a number of older women, and they tend to write more like guys our age in general; I think it's generational or something. Also, they are very direct. This could definitely be real.
tell a buddy to wingman over the next 3 weeks, make sure he knows when you're going over and check in when you get out. never not tell your spotter where you're going and stick to the plan.
OP here, so what I am going to do is next time we start talking. I'll request to meet her in a public place first and tell a mate as it gets closer to the day
ty anons for the help.
There you go anons the picture I sent her near the start of the convo
stop talking like such a douche
it really fails when you make mistakes like then/than and your/youre repeatedly
I've had sex with woman on craigstlist dude and honestely just fucking go to her house. You're fine. And it sounds like she's a freak and it's gonna be the time of your life.
DO it up man, you got lucky as hell. Honestly I don't think shes all that hot, but her attitude is and you are gonna have an awesome time.
some things just seem a bit odd...
Maybe you should consider them first of all what age is she?
>She gets with a younger guy to avoid diseases
This is wrong, younger guys fuck around a lot more and are most likely to have an STD where as older guys are smarter and less likely.
>No drinking alcohol
She could of told you to drink more juice and eat more fruits, this is just a way of keeping your sperm "good"
She wants to make sure you have a good amount of cum
>Show me how much you cum
She is checking how much you cum
>Fuck every single day for two hours
Making sure there is a 100% chance, a lot of people who try, do this
>Her husband has a problem and can't get an erection
He is useless and can't have babies
>Over 3 weeks
Because girls get their period once a month, the first week will be right after her period
Now put all this shit together OP, if you have not noticed it yet, she is using you to get her pregnant. Now i am no expert but everything she was asking you was similar to what a couple would do if they was looking to have a baby, keeping your sperm count high and healthy, fucking as much as possible for extra chance, husband being unable to get her pregnant. The blowjob seemed she threw out there because she was being too obvious and felt it as a reward or something for the husband to not find out about.
Either way OP i am sorry to say but she may just be after your sperm.
I doubt she will make you look after the baby and it is most likely for her and her husband. I feel it was so fucking obvious in all she said that i feel bad having to point such obvious shit out.
You made incredibly valid points, but he still wins in the long run.
Just dont let her know your real name, where you live, and change your number when you are done
Have fun with a cock hungry milf op!
Well a lot of people hate the idea of not knowing what the father was like.
At least this way she can get to know OP and know how her baby will be. She is making sure his sperm is good for her and he is not some fucking junkie poor college kid trying to make a buck selling sperm.
I once saw a milf briefly, they'll tell you their age if their honest folk, and they have the upper hand w experience - anything you ask isn't anything they haven't heard before