>work in vidya gaem store
>pretty standard day
>talk to customers, sell phones and tablets
>flirt with qt3.14 9/10 coworker
>all of a sudden wild nigger appears
>pulls out gun, holds up store for cash
>gun pointing at qt's face
>she is terrified
>I am on the shop floor due to selling gadgets
>remember how Snake and The Boss would rush people, grab gun, pull back slide to eject the first round and release the magazine all in one smooth motion in MGS3
>The time is now
>Run to nigger and proceed to CQC his ass.
>mfw he pushes me away and points his now useless gun at me
>punch his face.
>pick gun off floor and the magazine
>reload and point at him while he is laying there
>manager restrains him till cops arrive
>HOLY SHIT ANON WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DO THAT
>if I told you I would have to kill you
>mfw all co-workers think I am ex military/spy type shit
>actually just played a lot of vidya
>qt3.14 sucked my dick in the stock room
>thankyou for saving my life anon, you are so amazing
>she wants to go out for drinks
So how was your day at work /b/?
security camera footage required OP.
>nigger robs a gaem store
I believe you only because...
>Work at target
>End of double shift, been cashiering ~6 hours, store about to close
>Dude comes in and goes to Guest Service
>I don't pay much attention as I am just fixing up stuff by the registers
>Walk over to guest service to return some gobacks from under registers
>Strolling up with basket full of stuff and go right next to dude at register and place it on the counter there
>"Got some Restock for ya"
>She is staring at me
>turn to walk away and notice dude is pointing gun at me
>Realize she had the till open and a bag in hand
>Dude tells me to back up
>I panic and say the first thing that pops in my mind
>"Safety's on bro"
>He glances at his gun
>Inner Jackie Chan kicks in
>I wrestle gun from him very clumsily
>Feels like I broke my finger in the process
>Realize i have a solid grip on gun and back up and point gun at him
>Dude starts approaching me, dat "You aint shootin me white boy" look in his eye
>I realize I do not have the balls to shoot the guy so I drop the mag and toss the gun
>He goes to tackle me and I sprawl, thank you Ultimate Figher
>Maneuver around him and put him in rear naked choke hold
>Keep him in this until cops arrive
>Cops gave me an "attaboy", definitely the best part of it all
>Get fired from job for provoking violence in the workplace
No job that pays less than $12/hr is worth losing your life over. Just hand them the $$ and go about your day.
No, that shit's for real. Most large chains have protocols in their employee handbooks (which you have to sign) that tell you to just cooperate and give them the money. If you violate these rules, they will fire you because they think you're a risk for getting people hurt, which they would have to pay for.
I got fired from a job for just pursuing shoplifters to their car so that I could get a license plate no.
I agree, but it just happened man, the first thought that popped in my head was that I would die either way cause I just looked this dude in the eyes, I didnt wanna die a bitch I guess.
My day at work consisted of a bunch of 13-15 year old punk ass kids who didn't listen to a word I said all day.
Oh the joys of being a substitute teacher. At least the pay isn't that bad when it's at shit schools like that.
Damn dood you a straight up gangster. I want to be like you when I grow up
I am the qt 3.14 from the story. What really happened is the nig had his gun pointed at me, and anon snuck up behind him and threw the weakest haymaker with his buggy whip arms I've ever seen. The nig pistol whips anon which gives me time to hide behind a PS4 display. So I'm watching anon begging for his life while down on his knees, he tells the nigger that he'll give him the best, sloppiest blow job of hs life if he lets him live. So the nigger pulls out his cock, which luckily for anon was only about 4 1/2 inches and anon starts going at it like he sucks cock for a living, it was so good I had to take mental notes so I could try some of the things on my boyfriend. While this is going on, I called 911, and the cops were already en route. Just as the nigger busts his quart sized load on anions face, and fills his mouth, the cops bust in with guns drawn and take the nigger down.
So in reality, anon really did save the day, in a sad demoralizing kind of way.