Me and my GF are putting on a show for you basementdwellers.
Taking requests and answering questions
My dick is beautiful
Here you go <3
Dont have Cam atm, sry!
dildo in mouth, ok we're kinda queer, fuck shaving armpits.
G'devening m'lady *tips greater than 10%* You'll be impressed to hear that I regularly frequent reddit and have an iq of 196. You look cold, please take my jacket, I won't take no for an answer
too small ass
np ok <3
thx we make em ourself
later when i cum
this one i lol
Sure he seems fun right now, but just wait a few weeks until he gets depressed and takes you out somewhere quite so he can focus on his writing.
yeah i'd like that
thx, but we're not french
What bothers me most about you guys is the dude's haircut, at least last time you posted. whats your hair currently look like?
it happened.. kinda
thanx babe ura babe
go to my insta @oliroed and look at the selfies to see me
lol. just wrote it. ok
well shit, that's quiet embarrassing. Anyway, the point I'm trying to make that we're all looking at Jack Nicholson's dick.
they're from scandinavia, i wanna say sweden but she looks waaaaaaay too much like shes from finland.
>go to my insta
Uh, no. You're OP, you make the sandwich. Them's the ruleses.
makes me look pretty <3
Aren't we all?
We're danish æøæø
HOLY FUCKKKK I LOVE YOUR EYES
Seriously tho, can she take a picture looking directly into camera while smiling (or biting lip) please?
I really need to blow my load and I want to be looking straight into her lovely eyes when I do.
Has she done anything involving dogs then? She looks curious and freaky enough.
Nuh-uh, totally does.
ye she does sub/dom (me dom)
nawh we're danish
was getting bored, sry.
not gna say
You have a fucking heart on your pelvis.
OP is, as usual, a colossal faggot.
obviously, else i wouldnt be posting here luv
y u say ur queer? when obv this is hetero af
queer is not necessarily gay
face i got a movie on mediafire but i cant webm. anyone wants to do it? http://www.mediafire.com/watch/i18pk9rvzry3cju/IMG_1592.MOV
could anyone webm?
http://www.mediafire.com/watch/i18pk9rvzry3cju/IMG_1592.MOV or just DL for your pleasure
yea i know.. allow me to rephrase
>y u say ur queer?
>burzum hates queers
>u having str8 sex
>yes ur hot
>spooky skellingtons on you
Yeah sorry OP but she isn't the hottest there is, a solid 5 and 6 with makeup on. She looks like a little jewish boy without makeup, shitty face piercing, disgusting vagina/ass/armpits and the worst tattoos on a female I have ever encountered. OP looks like an arian faggot with disgusting dick piercings, like seriously dude you can't get any lower than a dick piercing. You both look like a gay couple, you seem like you don't shower, wouldn't wife her, and you look like a pussy ass bitch who listens to records while drinking your faggoty ass red wine. Tell your stupid haircut bitch to shave fucking everywhere, get rid of those tatts and get better ones, actually get a nice haircut and stop releasing your dirty ho on 4chan, keep that dirty ass shit to yourself.
dont stream it dosnt work for me either, just download it? that should work
this is boring.
>wanabe 'queer' hipsters
>not even cool bdsm facist fucking
>1 pic an hr
>im goin to /gif
eww smelly smelly i feel queasy in my belly
working on it. Rome wasnt build in one day u no
thx <3 8" but its only g1 ;(
it works for DL just tryed myself
now going to watch some actual porn with clean sexy girls none of this skinny ass hairy stinky shit
Oh no! Please dont leave our thread!
damn your gf is gross. Make her shave that shit, and grow her hair instead.
you're damn right about the 5/10 thing
damn dat bitch is ugly
so is that he bitch
obviously ppl are gna rage, much expected, this is chan, but be surprised if not
and who ever wanted, Creampie
we only rage when we realize that the bitch as gross
and guess what
the bitch is gross
get it off the computer yuck
if you had a sexy, curvy, feminine looking bitch we wouldn't rage.
just lube it up and finger her asshole first u stupid retard ofc u cant just stick it in there goddammit this is why so many girls hate analsex because they guy is fucking retsarded and tryto stick it it there dry and not ready
She needs a fuckin wash. Havent been impressed with your girl's hygiene up o this point OP. Thats basically all a woman has to do and she failed.
>r bitches hairy pussies to strangers
danish artist called sikker hansen made that one, look it up
+ i practised tattooing on myself. so yeah not best but i like them
You don't shave anything, don't you?
You don't even take a shower or brush your teeth once in a while, right?
Puaah. You know that feeling when a dirty person is next to you and you try not to breath because you are afraid you might breath the disgusting air that person had in his body b4? Looking at that picture triggered this reflex.
Fuckin saved. Thats going in my beta folder
OP is Oliver Haase
Girls name is Fryd Resting