I have one of these for every boss
I bet you fags won't even make it to Orienstein &nSmough
With the force of 10,000 Chaos two-handers I wish you all luck.
Pit gud or die trying, and don't forget to praise the motherfucking sun!
Sorry I'm late! [2h R1-spams evil dog things to death]
nothing's impossible when you praise the sun, onii-sempai!
>Elevator down to Old Londo
>Turn right, key to valley of the drakes
>Cross bridge, run left until an elevator, go up
>Run through tunnel, grab grass-crest shield
>Up up up we go to Dark Root
>Keep left, run into temple straight past titanite demon
>Brofist Andre of Astora
>Optionally say hi to Sigmeyer
>Grab FK soul, unlock elevator back to firelink
Congrats, you just skipped undead burgh and all but the very end of undead parish. Also, there's no hellkite drake on the bridge, because you didn't piss him off earlier. have fun.
If only -I- could be so GROSSLY incandescent.
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welcome to the blight bog, how tough are ya'?
The sun happened. \ [T] /
HOLY SHIT YOU ARE THE QUICKEST SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMN /b/ WELL BE TO GWYN IN NO TIME
What covenant is everyone? PATH OF THE DRAGON REPRESENT NIGGA
LETS ALL HAVE US SOME JOLLY GOOD PUGILISM IN OUR QUEST FOR PHYSICAL PERFECTION
SunBros can come too.
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Here's your golden boy
Havel isn't that hard, it's mostly all about dodging.
Same for OPEN HEART SURGERY DRAGON, unless you thought bringing Solaire and Lautrec was a good idea.
SPOILER: Lautrec a shit
In the name if the father,son,and holy spirit
(That counts as win btw)
>i use this as an excuse to be a shitter among the forest
Nahhh, I'm just playin'. Only covenant that is a shit is way of white and maybe actual Darkwraiths.
Oh, and fuck Kelogg's.
Flame Princess is so hot!
nah son, I ain't about that life.
Guys it's dead ctfo
Get read for O&S
siegmeyer is the manliest of any knight in lordran, prove me wrong
Maaaaaann, Iron Tarkus got this punk bitch,
took me a minute, but i found it
I've been saving this for them.
REMEMBER TO KILL PIKACHU FIRST
What do you call them, /b/? I'm fond of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.