>19 year old horny as shit kid
>At my parents house til I go back to school
>Room to myself at the end of the hallway
>Parents are weird about me always keeping my door close, fuck them
>Anyway, 45inch tv in my room, hdmi cord and laptop.
>Always bored and really addicting to porn
>Search for videos by day, fap hardcore to them at night
>one day I find some golden fucking prons, cant wait to fap to them.
>reach for lotion
>no more fucking lotion in the bottle
>get really desperate
>nothing is going to stop this glorious fap session
>go into sisters room and search through her lotion bottles, all scented bullshit
>whatever, lavender smelling cock might be good for me anyway
>sister comes in
>"anon what are you doing in my room"
gonna continue and hope someone reads
>"nothing, my face felt a little dry"
>"at 10:00 pm?"
>"well thats not for your face, it'll break it out you dummy"
>"oh,its cool my face wont break out"
>"whatever just get out im going to bed"
>leave successfully with lotion
>successfully fap, load blown everywhere
>I guess sister forgot about the bottle because like the chinese and the US debt she hasn't decided to collect
>Parents leave to go to grocery store
>time for a glorious dayfap
>get everything ready, blow my load and suddenly
>My sister comes in my room unannounced
>I quickly spin my rolling chair around and pull pants up as if im in the process of changing
>I put my pants on and say its cool but knock next time
>Why does it smell like my lotion?
>"oh I just used it on my face"
>Can see sister putting two and two together in her head
>She gives me a look "ok..."
>I tell her to get out
>Im not sure if she knows but crisis averted
>that is until I looked on the ground and saw my puddle of come in plain sight
>panic mode hard core, pretty sure she saw it
>afraid to go out and confront her
>about to when she comes back in
No story is good unless its being read
>Anon do you masturbate
>"My friend says all boys do it, and they all need lotion, is that why you borrowed my lotion?"
>no, I dont do that
>but your a boy and you borrowed my lotion, my friend also says that when boys are done they "cum"
>oh well ok, this is getting weird, how about you guys stop tal-
>anon dont lie, I saw it on the ground!
>aaaaaaand im dead, shes going to tell my parents and im dead fuck me
>anon, I think its gross but ive never seen it happen before
>wtf is this one of those shitty 4chan incest stories
>ok, well get out, go watch porn or something
>Holy shit im in panic mode for eternity
>two weeks later, parents leave for groceries again.
>no, more day fapping since then
>watching tv and boom
>she walks in again with something behind her back
keep it bumpin
>I brought this
>she pulls out a bottle of scented lotion
>its my favorite and I want you to have it
>for your face right?
>y-yeah, will this break me out?
> lol no its safe anon
>"ok, well, thanks, anything else"
>"can you- nevermind"
>"can I want?"
>What the fuck, why did I say that, I dont even want to know what shes about to say
> "well I watched porn like you told me to do"
>Ok get out
>nope, get out
>Youre going to do it anyway anon, I just want to see
>alright get out
>ive never been so flaccid
>the night is approaching, and as the sun goes down my boner goes up
>put that shit on the tv, and about to wack it with the new lotion and boom!
>and guess who burst through the door at 11 fucking a clock
>before it opens all the way I scream "knock!!"
wrapping it up
>sister comes in
>luckily I fap with a cover over me to keep me warm as I fap
>what the shit do you want
>youre doing it right now arent you?
>i can smell the lotion
>she reaches for the cover
>I hold on
>I get the slippy slips, she pulls off the cover
>grate my fucking kneecaps
>I scream what do you want out of panic
>she says nothing
>she looks horrified
>I look down
>I look horrified
>I scream wtf
>My dick turns around and yells Mike Wazowski !!
>I stand up, its attached to me
>What was in that lotion!
>I turn to the ingredients
>I looked down
>looks me in the eye
>Anon, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Come on, tell me it's a new haircut, isn't it? It's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in in you that makes you look... so scared
>my sister screams
>he fills up his scream bottle
>rips himself from my pelvis and poses as in picture before smashing through my closet door
i thought we will get a good story for a change
OP is a fag fuck you rot in hell you slimy filth i hate you