I hate sex and think that all people should have to have their orgasms removed. It is a horrible crime and is unimaginable that we have allowed it to continue to exist
You goddamn cocksucker, blind motherfucker you don't see the hell of intercourse! Piss comes out of vaginas and piss comes out of dicks and shit out of assholes and we put our pissdicks in shit vaginas to make little people! What the fuck is that! Why did that shit happen like that! Sterilize this shit make test tube babies everywhere
>human race continues on for millions of years thanks to sexual reproduction
>SEX IS BAD
This is possibly the worse thread I have ever seen in the entirety of 4chan.
I had a great female friend. Wonderful girl. I considered her my best friend and she was the most independent and unique person I'd ever met. Sex got involved and it fucked everything up and the relationship was changed and we never talk and we'll never be friends again
I thought that last batch of Tzatziki I had tasted funny... so are you attracted to the salad or the women who're eating the salad? Because fuck, this is 4chan, it could be either.
>sides are nowhere to be found.
Nonetheless. Picture related Op, it's you.
OP HERE! Monitoring my thread like a hawk! Can we talk about how fucked the TSA is? I don't got time for that shit! I got the world to see!
Objection overruled. Salad diversity is salad tolerance and promotes a healthier salad community. If anything, this thread could use some more multiethnic salads. But replacement OP is doing a fine job at present with dumping high-quality salad pics.
Op here. The salads are driving me fucking insane I can't look at all these goddamn multiracial woman eating their fucking indecisive salads. Can't fucking specify if a fruit salad is a real salad. It's just a goddamn fruit bowl. Have some consistency you rebellious fucks.
I believe you were about to emasculate yourself and mail your genitals to the TSA or something, were you not? Hardly a concern for this now salad-related thread. Please stick to the topic at hand.
Your perversions will never change that the true spirit of this thread is a fuck sex thread
What if a local mom-and-pop owned restaurant makes a staggeringly delicious salad that you long to enjoy every day, but has limited hours so you have to get it to go? Would you insult them by depositing your vile tupperware on their counter and saying "put it in this"?
I believe toasted bread is an acceptable sidekick to my lettuce. Yes, that's it everyone, salad needs lettuce to survive. Do you know what its like to spend your life living, breathing, and uncontrollably eating lettuce your whole life? Just to have others put the divine leaf in the same category as potatoes and macaroni? Its devastating to say the least, my entire heritage, and belief in life as a whole rests on lettuce. Driven by lettuce. Some would say, ruled by lettuce. And yet you people seek to destroy it, how can you live with yourself? You who have trampled upon everything I hold dear? May you all burn for what you have done to me, and more importantly, to the lettuce, and the salad it seeks to keep pure.
I guess my best argument is that if you say Tupperware is okay, you're still advocating plastic, and if you say takeout isn't okay, just think of all the delicious salad quickies you're depriving yourself of. All the variety of restaurant take-out salads, some of them absolutely delicious, convenient, and ready at a moment's notice. Think of the spontaneity. Think of the pleasure. How can you rule that out and truly still call yourself a salad fetishist?
Fuck this. I need a salad. Go fucking mix with those plastic salad whores. I'm going to go dine with a real salad.
SALADS ARE FOR MODERATION YOU JACKASS! YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN THE SALAD FETISH INDUSTRY!
Hey guise, this thread seems like so much fun! I mean at the beginning everyone was laughing and stuff then peoples started posting pictures of salad.. Yummy!! Is 4chan always this fun!?
if sex didn't exist life would be so much easier. almost all issues in the world are because of sex. we should be like nemekians and only have 1 gender and shoot eggs out of our mouth.
Op here. I promise everyone this faggot is not me. Do you like my salad?
no im not a virgin, i lost mine back in 2012. But i just dont really care for it to much. Like tonight actually, there is a girl i've talked to on and off for months. She was just texting me saying shes "bored and can't sleep" and I said i dont feel like going anywhere and Im just gonna play DayZ.
Overpowering protection. It means that my dick is so big that I have to use super industrial strength condoms so my dick doesn't break through when I'm fornicating with girls that I hate I'm fornicating with
Mayn, that sounds like a shitty paradox. But I mean, at least you have a big dick!! Stay positive right!?? Also does this mean if I eat some salad, I...I can have a bigger dick too? Answers are highly appreciated, Thanks a bunch!!!
Oh my God, Its the natural conclusion of this thread, ano you have shown me the ending I have long desired. I can die peacefully now, my life is fulfilled