Anybody here? 5/?
Anyone still lurking?
I'm the dumper dickhead 14/?
17/? This kills me
Be a cartoonist. Get shot. Be the king. Get knifed. Be peasant. Get chopped. Be a PM. Kill your self. Be a dictator. Kill ur self. Be a russian. Get black widowed. Be alive. Get plagued. Yeah Europe is so much better than the US
Best of worthy?
>riding in hot, crowded subway car
>I get on at one of the early stops so I have a seat
>2/10 landwhale gets on the train with her hotter 7/10 friend
>smile at 7/10, landwhale scoffs and continues talking 7/10's head off about "the patriarchy"
>as we progress further and further into Manhattan and the train becomes even more crowded she becomes visibly uncomfortable
>her knees quake with every rock of the train
>peels her shirt from her chest and flutters it to fan her body
>ask her if she'd like my seat
>this catches the attention of several men on the train who become visibly excited
>a single bead of sweat streams from her hairline down the length of her rounded face
>she reluctantly stammers out a "y-yes"
>"yes, please" I jokingly correct her
>"yes please" she whimpers as a tear rolls down from her eye
>at this all men in the car become fully erect
>as she sits the men begin swaying back and forth like apes, their eyes glued on the oppression they're witnessing
>"now what do you say?"
>she looks to her friend for help, but all is lost
>"it was my privilege"
>the car erupts with cheers as all the men get up and begin beating there chest and masturbating furiously
>even the young boys get involved, swinging from the railings like chimps, soiling themselves in the process
>a Wilhelm scream is heard from somewhere far off in the car as a man's penis explodes
>the train, which had been slowly gaining speed the entire time, derails as the conductor was too busy jerking off to the point of bleeding, thinking about how he makes 30¢ more per hour than his female counterparts
>as the car goes up in flames the conductor busts the best nut of his life
Hold your shit. Are you ban evading right now?
Does anyone have that story about the gay couple and the sissy would dress up in a Nazi uniform and speak German? And the one guy tied him up in a chair for a whole day and only went in the room to get blowjobs?
It was a really fucking cute thread about it, and I'd saved it when someone posted it last year but now I can't find it anywhere.
FFS. I saw the original thread (which does not in any way make it epic) and like every single thread like this, the guy was simply looking for an audience to show off his fetish of shoving something up his ass off, and you provided the audience, you fucking newfag.
1/2 OC that i've bothered to screencap.
there once was an anon called grouchy
who'd go shouting at kids "don't be slouchy"
he'd argue on /b/ where
he thought someone might care
but that he was happy, i doubty
i wrote you a poem so you can frame it and then be less grouchy :^)
>two whole years
The History departments head teacher used to do the same thing. She used to read these out sometimes and every class would piss themselves as well as teachers in the lounge
>Which year did the vietnam war start?
>Which continent is china in?
>The Japanese border
There were some really good ones but those two are the only ones I got
kinda reminds me of my ex. She was craving "Italian food" so I took her to a high end Italian restaurant. 5 star and shit, like really good and really expensive. She threw a fit when they didnt have pizza and we got kicked out...
you don't even understand why you're awkward lol.
feeling the need to point out that you didn't find something funny and then lashing out at everyone is commonly seen as pretty awkward.
it's sad, but in a funny way.
nigga i have no life and lurk for 12 hours at a time and this was still tldr. gay? i think so
I love how people seem to think that saying trololol you're autistic your point is invalid somehow gets them off the hook. You posted shit in a 'best of 4chan' thread, laughable though these threads are, got called out on it, and acted all butthurt. End of.
dont have a heart attack, little guy. sorry for posting oc instead of reposting the same stories from every other best of 4chan thread.
children raging at oc make this website great lol.
Of course your little beta neckbeard ass apologizes to an alpha God like me. Your girlfriend, if you even have one, would love to ride my behemoth dick until her vagina is a cthulhu sized crater infested with cum robots. Typical.
>13 years old
>go to kayak practice
>mom makes me continue
>after practice one day
>in dressing room
>some kids are kidding around
>one say "wouldn't it be fun if someone pissed in the sauna?"
>be autistic fat kid looking for acceptance I go in to sauna and starts pissing on the sauna machine
>kids stand outside door laughing
>and then came the smell
>realized what I did
>fast as fuck to get clothes on and get out
>have to wait for mom to pick me up
>older kid comes out
>asks me if I was the one who pissed in the sauna
>"no, they are probably protecting the one who did it"
>success he believes it
>he mutters "fucking cunts" and goes back inside
>few minutes later
>trainer comes out
>try and act cool
>asks me why I'm waiting outside
>say that the one who is picking me up doesn't know where the place is at and that there is a terrible smell inside
>he kinda believes it and goes back inside
>get picked up
>a week later my mom knows about it and me, my mom and trainer have a sit down to talk about it
>burst into tears
>blame group pressure
>they believe sob story
>everyone hates me at kayak practice
I'm still ashamed of it.
Because you thought you could get away with it? Does that argument work in a debate, "uh I saw it, it happened, honest!"? I don't know why you're taking it so personally, either. I can only assume you wrote it yourself, I can't imagine any other reason for screencapping it
Can't believe you guys forgot the very best of 4chan.
>being this mad
lol fuck you murrica, hope you and the russians bomb each other off this planet because you're both dirty plebs