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Movie about gant robots
>Do better than me
A secret agent who infiltrates jars of jam.
A movie about an autistic fish that self-harms his fin and meets a fishtank full of emo fags. Meanwhile, Dory, the incest love child that was unwanted, is paired with marlin, the father that never loved poor little Emo. The fishtank friends share their favorite razors to use, and listen to some Asking Alexandria while self-loathing loudly.
Dude, Here's My Car. After a crazy night, Ashton Kutcher and Sean William Scott decide to leave their place, only to find that the car is exactly where they had parked it the previous day.
Shawn of the Dea
Sidesplitting comedy duo Simon Pegg and Nick Frost team up for another wacky adventure as they impersonate two DEA agents while they attempt to smuggle an obscene amount of cocaine inside Seth Rogen's asshole across the Mexican border. Dean Norris is cast as the primary antagonist.
Tar Wars The Empire Strikes Back
>Set after the collapse of Juan's heroin empire in Tar Wars I, Juan Burrito returns to eliminate his rival Jose Jalapeno
>Hiring a renegade bounty hunter(Dawg the Bounty Hunter) he hunts for Juan high in Mexican mountains.
>Find out who will be the de facto heroin king pin of the Americas, summer 2016
Horton Hears a Ho. Horton becomes a pimp when he discovers months later that he has become blind. Not willing to give up the game, Horton relies solely on his sense of hearing to continue to pursue his passion.
Starring: Bailey Jay
12 Years A Slav
It follows a Slav on his adventure for the ultimate Adidas tracksuit. Along the way he meets other people who help teach him how to properly be a Slav. Only through the power of squatting and smoking can he dream of wielding the power of the ultimate tracksuit.
The story of a black girl named Princess whose evil stepmother kicks her out of the house because Princess is a thousand times sassier than the stepmother, and she is jealous. Princess joins a gang, the Seven Dwarves, and offers them sexual favors in return for protection from some thugs hired by the stepmother to spank the sass out of Princess. After the attempted spankings all fall flat, the stepmother sends Princess an apple iPhone, a pair of yoga pants and Uggs, and a coupon for Starbucks. The iPhone, coupled with the other items, turns Princess into a white girl and she loses all of her sass. As a result, the dwarves leave her and join the stepmother, because dat ass. Now homeless, Princess (now called Rachel) devises a plan to get her old home back. She enlists the help of a mysterious man known only as "The Zim Zam" to train her in the art of self defense. With her newly acquired skills, she leads a squad of frat boys to fight the Seven Dwarves and her stepmother. Both sides are badly wounded before the police show up. Luckily, Rachel and her frat army get off free, while the stepmother and the Seven Dwarves are sent to jail for instigating the event. Rachel lives happily ever after in her house and makes a living posting to GoneWild and selling her used panties afterward.
Tora! Tora! Tor!
Japanese hackers plan a surprise attack on Pearl Harbor using what they believe is a secure invasion channel that was actually developed by the US Navy.
Hilarity ensues as their bitcoin finding disappears and all their drugs and guns ordered through Silk Road get shipped to ISIS by mistake.
A story about gorillas in a zoo climbing a ladder to see who will fuck the others
About some little white bitch who falls down this well filled with sprite, she faints and wakes up in some underwater sea world except the water is sprite. While she's there she gets pregnant and then has an abortion but it isn't that simple to get one in sprite world. Because when you abort a child it's sprite soul comes back to haunt you forever and you will suffer eternally in hell if it kills you. But she doesn't let it kill her and she uses the power of coke, the dark nemesis of sprite to kill the demonic sprite baby and her soul is save. But what if soul is not save? Well then she would be consumed by the dumb bitch baby she aborted and go to hell. She then wakes up in the sprite well again and police are there to save her, she learned never to get pregnant irresponsibly and to respect the soda.
A movie about OP who has a gun, OP is a real nice guy who always tips his fedora at girls and is a real gentleman, the girls however are only interested in douchebags. eventually OP can't handle it anymore and brings his gun to school...
Gone With The Win
The annual North/South Football game is interrupted by cheerleaders that don't know nothing about birthing no babies, riots in Atlanta as niggers burn the town down, and a missing quarterback that just didn't give a damn.
A documentary about Ron Jeremy
about a post ww2 japanese tank in several wars
I thought it's a fuckin sequel to cars from disney.
The thrilling movie where leo Dicaprio is chosen for the avator project where he has to control a plane by using an overly complicated mental link capsule. He falls in love with a jap girl and tries to stop the US from nuking japan.