Call this restuarant and ask for grapes. Post reactions.
>"basic restuarant greeting"
>can i have grapes?
>"hows your evening, mines been grape"
>worker hangs up.
>person: hello this is foursquare resturant wold you like to make a reservation?
>yes, and can i have grapes with that
>person: youre kidding me right?
>im afraid not mister, i havent had a very grape day
>We're not selling any grapes.
>Sorry, we've been getting prank calls all night.
>Do you guys have battletoads?
>Do we have what?
>It's like french snails, just with toads
>No, we don't have any toads
>What about grapes?
>We're going to call the police if we get one more call
>No grapes served here, Four Square Restaurant...
>No grapes? What?
>Prank calls all night
>GRAPE MEMES HAHAHAHHAHA DANK MEME
>YLYL FAGGOT < him
>Hi do you have any available reservations for this weekend? For valentines day?
>Nope all booked up
>Would you still be doing take out though?
>Well thats just grape
>WHAT? Oh god damn it
>Hello this is foursquare resturant
>Hi, I was wondering about how many preople the crusted monkfish feeds
>Just one sir
>Oh alright, Do you have an open table for my fiance and I rihgt now?
>We're a little busy but I'm sure we can find you one
>all right, and how much would the grapes cost?
>foursqure resturant (Note how tired he sounds)
> sir are you feeling ok
>yea, just all these prankcalls
>oh, alright, but can i make a reservation, i would do it online but my internets down
>alright, when do you want it
>next week Saturday, its my wife's birthday
>alright, can i have your name and number
>yea, Tim Gable and the number is 919 1505 22grape
>man you suck
>whyd you hang up on me?
>cause you said grape!
>i said 8, are you crazy?, hanging up cause you heard grape?
>ugh man, the prankcalls are getting to me
>yea i feel you, i used to work for telemarketing
>here, ill finish scheduling you
>thanks, sorry bout your day
>i hope those guys stop (him)
>alright, i finished scheduling
>have a grape day and i hang up
>Hello if you say grape ill hang up
>sorry, its the prank calls
>oh, i see, but can i schedule a day to come in, itll be 4 people
>alright, is the 17th open
>hold on.. yea what time will this be?
>ok, all set, can i have your name and number
>yea, its jacob collins, and my numbers 919 224 567
>all right, you sure this isn't a prank??
>yes im sure
>all right then, youre all set, see you then
>we hang up