You wake up in the middle of a forest and can't recall anything. You have no items. Your head is feeling heavy. It's daytime.
Roll 1 to decide what you do.
You fuck yourself in the ass with a finger. It hurts and you feel no satisfaction. You manage to tear it a bit and you are feeling uncomfortable.
Roll 2 to decide what you do.
Somehow you manage to backflip onto a tree branch. You see a small house not so far away.
Roll 3 to decide what you do.
You prolapse your anus. It hurts and you feel very uncomfortable. You hear cracking sounds, somebody is walking not so far away from you.
Roll 4 to decide what you do.
You quickly get off the tree and run to hide behind the house. However, before managing to fashion a mudbloodball you spot a blonde female approaching the house. She does not notice you.
Roll 5 to decide what you do.
climb to top of house, ray mysterio jr jump off the top deck DDP her neck and throatfuck her face. fasten a bow out of her hair and tree branch and use her bones as an arrow..lets go hunting
Scare her so bad that she gets an prolapsed anus too. Force her to make a bloodmudball. That way you will have a spare one for your inventory. (Maybe they are worth some money)
You approach the woman to ask her the time and/or rape her, but before you open your mouth, you get hit in the head. You wake up in an empty room. There is a window and a door.
Roll 6 to decide what you do.
You shout "allahu akbar". Nobody responds.
Roll 7 to decide what you do.
You break the knob and crack the window by trowing it to it. You start jacking off. You hear steps. Somebody is comming.
Roll 8 to decide what you do.
Hey fuck you op you did both last time and all I wanted before I went to sleep was for your little poorly drawn faggot to get fisted in the dick hole but no you're to busy sucking tranny dick to do something nice or funny. You need to stop gobbling cocks and take care of the people you fucking weeaboo.
You find a razorblade in the corner of the empty room. You decide to carefully cut inside a vein on your penis. Blood streams out. You continue jacking off, only now using your own blood as lube.
You cum on an imaginary generator (actually on wall), while making explosion noises. A female is looking at you trough the window.
Roll 9 to decide what you do.
if winrar, scoop up cum and throw it at female