Guys, I don't know what to do, My boner is so confused.
>hanging out at friends place for D&D
>sometimes takes a break and walks around the house
>see his single mom just chilling out
>his mom is super funny and nice
>wide hips, huge ass, very curvy.
>hottest milf ever
>invites me to talk with her
>we joke around and she always calls me "sweetheart"
>I was always her favorite
>she starts talking to me about some movies that are out at the time
>I recently got a job at the movie theaters
>I tell her I can get her a free movie ticket if she goes with me
>she gets very excited
>she says "as long as you're buying dinner first, anon"
>I look at her and say "It's a date"
>Fast forward to last weekend
>get a text from an unknown number
>"hey anon, its me. Anon's friend's mom, i was wondering if you were going to pick me up for our date ;)"
>I was confused and replied "Of Course, I wouldn't leave you waiting"
>I honestly thought she was kidding.
>I dress in a nice flannel and make my way over
>I stop by the house and she opens the door
>she's all did up, beautiful make-up, black skinny jeans, and a nice blouse
>She just stares at me and smiles
>"well, anon, where's my hug?"
>I give her a strangely intimate hug,trying to hide my erection
Should I go on?
>She doesn't seem to notice my dick
>she let's go and tells me we should go to Olive Garden
>I haven't eaten all day and Italian sounds nice
>It's about a 10 minute drive
>we jam out to Earth, Wind, and Fire
Please don't bully me. I like disco, okay?
>While we were listening to some tunes, she starts telling me about her ex husband
>he apparently used to be this suave young man when they first met, but he became bitter
>she says the my friend needs a good role model (he's kind of a dick)
>I say, "I hope you both find someone to help you guys out"
>I hear her say something under her breath
>My mind goes crazy because I feel like she said something along the lines of "I FOUND YOU ANON" or "YOU'RE ALL THE MAN I NEED"
>we park and make our way to the restaurant
> I haven't been here since I was a kid
> It's a lot less fancy than I thought
> Those breadsticks though
>We're about to be seated at a regular table in the middle of the room
>As I'm about to sit, she looks at our waiter and asks if we can get a booth near the back
>I'm confused at why she asked that
>the waiter, of course, leads us to the back of the room in this low lit booth that's against the window.
I'll continue in a minute, sorry for the slow posting.
Back to the story
>We're deciding on what to order
> I get the Artichoke Fritti and she get's the Smoked Mozzarella
> We start talking about movies
>I can't help but notice that there's a lot of people here
>The waiter comes by
>after he takes our order he asks if I was her son
>before I say that we're just friends, she confidently says "this young gentleman is my date", as she glances a smile towards me
>The waiter nods and tells us to enjoy our Valentine's Day
>I suddenly realize what day it was
>After he leaves, she giggles some more
>"You look so cute, anon"
>I look at her, and say."I just did';t know I was your Valentine's, is all"
> She's giving me the bedroom eyes
>I'm really nervous and confused
>Meanwhile my dick is becoming a fucking brand new gemstone
> We get our food and we start talking about work and life
>she's pretty stoked that I get free movies
>I get two, non stackable movie tickets a day
>When I tell her that, she sighs and says "I wish I had a boyfriend who worked there, or a boyfriend at all"
>Holy shit, knows my chance to be a suave mother fucker
>I look at her and my mind goes blank for a second.
>"well I'm your date, so that's like, enough for today, right?"
>FUCK ANON YOU FUCKED UP
>I get nervous at the sight of her embarrassingly chuckling
>"What I meant to say is..."
>I notice she's gesturing to grab her hand
>"Oh Sweetie, you're too cute. I wouldn't want anyone else to take me out today"
>I calm down a bit, she must mean that in a motherly way... right?
bruh, like plaese keep going, but THIS took you like 16 minutes..
You are a teenage boy that doesn't get many girls, mostly because of d&d games, you were wondering around her house randomly and walked in on her watching tv, so she was polite and asked you to come watch with her. When she found out she could get a free movie, she thought you were hinting at a date when you started talking about movies, because you wanted to go see one with her
She doesn't care what others think, or they must know you are just a problemed virgin, so she tells the waiter you are her date
You don't really have a mother, so she takes it upon herself to give you a mother figure, saying you are her favourite, watching tv when you are wondering around randomly etc to give you that love you never had. You, having mother issues think she is attractive because you never had someone being that nice, like a mother but because you are a little bit older (15-18 I'm guessing, best chance is 17) you take it for love
>As our dinner continues,I feel more calm around her
>Her older complexion is a lot more sexy under the warm lit restaurant
>As soon as I let my guard down, I feel a strange sensation
>I see her, resting her chin on her hands, giving me a slight grin
>I start to blush a bit
>A soft touch is running up my leg
>holy shit is that her foot?
>I don't lose my cool, I slowly lift my foot up
>As I awkwardly pat around the ground, I find her foot and softly rub it
>I can't help but smile
>Her foot never went up above my knee
>suddenly feel her foot go away for a second
>>she bites her lip a bit and I suddenly feel her foot on my inner thigh
>My dick is about to reach maximum overdrive
>She starts slowly rubbing her toes closer to my dick
>I stand up and tell her I have to use the restroom
>I go in the bathroom to wash up
>Holy shit, she does want the D
>I go back to her and I notice she looks a bit down
>As I sit back down, she tells me that's she's sorry and how really immature that was
>I tell her that I overreacted and I was enjoying her company
>She seems dissatisfied anyway and asks that I can take her home if I want to call it a night
>Wait, nows my chance
>I pull up my Employee card, and say "What's a date without some entertainment"
>Her smile returns and she get's excited
>I go to the front desk to pay
>She's standing right behind me
>as I bend over to sign the receipt (I'm pretty tall), I feel a slight brush on my butt, followed by a very soft giggle
>she giggle a lot
Sorry I'm posting slow. I've never done a greentext story like this
>we get to the movie theater
>I go and talk to the guy selling tickets
>I know him well, so it's not hard to pick up the tickets
>we decided to watch The Game on the way in.
>you just lost it.
what the fuck is Freud and Jung
/b/ is gay, the only thing that it has helped me learn is that traps are hot as fuck. Lel. This is just what I think. Mostly the second one
And nop, I'm not the smartest one here. It's anonymous you fucking faggot
>2/10 for reply
She doesn't want the D, she is his mother figure. The role model bit for his friend is just an older brother. OP is probably about 17, hanging around with 15 year olds.
>Go to the box office at my work
>Notice there's a large line
>She looks displeased and sighs
>I'm getting a lot more confidence by just being with her
>I tell her to follow me
>We make our way through the crowd and she seems a bit worried of getting lost
>I grab her by the hand and make my way towards the side of the building
>I knock on the door and my co worker opens it
>"Anon, we have a huge line, what're you doing"
>"Move, dude, I'm grabbing myself some tickets"
>I quickly ring myself up an Employee pass (free movie and free concession under 20 dollars)
>I look and my date looks very impressed
>We walk in, and I'm hesitant to hold her hand
>As I say hi to all my coworkers, she looks at me and jokes by saying "Anon, are you too embarassed to hold my hand again"
>I start to blush, and I take her hand into mine.
>She gives me a surprised look and tells me that she was just joking
>I look back, and despite my embarrassment, I tell her "well this isn't a joke"
I'LL TRY TO SKIP TO THE GOOD BITS
>We go in and see Kingsmen
>She really likes the whole British Spy genre
>We actually bonded over James Bond when we first met
>After the movie, we walked out and I started doing a shitty Brit Bong accent
>She seems more at ease with me, her laughs are a lot less contained and a lot more genuine
>After I say goodbye to my coworkers who were unfortunate to work tonight, my date see's one of her friends
>They freak out like most women do and start talking about life and stuff.
>I'm just waiting for them to finish up
>Her friend finally turns towards me and says :I see you finally caught yourself a fish, or should I say gupee"
>My date just looks at her with a sassy look and says, actually, this young man is my... date for tonight
>Her friend laughs and looks at me
>"It looks like he could be your son"
>We both just laugh it off, but I can tell it kind of hurt her
>The friend leaves and I put my hand on her shoulder
>"Don't let it get to you, I bet she's watching 50 Shades by herself tonight"
>She laughs, it seemed to cheer her up
>Her head turns upwards towards me
>"I bet she's jealous I still got game" and pokes my nose
>She smiles at me and says
>"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
>We laugh about how today was really fun
>As we pull up to the drive way, I ask if I can walk her towards the door.
>She smiles and says "I would be offended if you didn't"
>Our hands brush against one another on our way there
>When we reach over there, I give her a very close hug
>I mean really close, crotch to crotch
>The warmth of her body against the cool air was turning me on
>She whispers in my ear "This was a great night, thanks Anon. I needed this"
>I pause, then say "Yeah, is there anything else you need?"
>She loosens up her grip "What do you mean?"
>I feel all my confidence building up
This song is playing in my mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT6LFOIofRE
>I refuse to choke up
>"Who said this night had to end here?
>I walk her into her house
>we creep past her sons bedroom
>we hear odd noises coming from the room
>she opens the door to her sons room
>she screams, as she sees her son bent over doggy style with his asshole torn apart
>its all ogre now
>I beg for Shrek to fuck my ass, but it's all ogre
>I'm a mess
>filled with rage a jealousy towards her son
>I suck shreks cum out of her sons ass while she watches
>I gargle it
>Shrek is love
>Shrek is life
OP you marvelous bastard, this better be good!
>"I would like that, very much anon"
>OH SHIT WAIT DOES THIS MEAN PUSSY
>She softly giggles
>Her hands shake as she tries to fish out her keys
>I suddenly remember that her son, my friend might be home
>"Wait! What about [your son]? Isn't he home?
>"N-no, he's staying at his dads
>He goes to his dad's every other weekend
>He went last weekend
>I tell her this
>"well I sent him off this week too, because how would he react to you taking his mom on a date, duh"
>I step in and the first thing I notice is that there's a wine glass already at the table
>She makes her way over to it
>Asks if I want a drink
>"Isn't that illegal"
>She flashes a smile "Don't worry, you're under adult supervision"
>I pop that shit open, and share a couple of drinks
>I've never had wine, it tastes okay
>Meanwhile, she's enjoying every drip of it
>"you enjoying the wine?
>She looks at me "Not just the wine" and she winks at me
>We listen to music and decide to go to her room
>She has a big tv and some comfy looking bedding
>As I get in, I ask her what movie she wants to do
>She slowly sits down on the side of the bed
>"Anon, what do you think of me?"
>I look confused
>"You're amazing, smart, funny, and... "
>"uhh.." Don't lose your cool anon "Gorgeous..."
>She smirks" just gorgeous?"
>Her cute mannerisms and kind demeanor suddenly transformed into this very determined, sexy babe
>"A lotmore than gorgeous, you're Exquisite"
>Exquisite?! Really, anon, that wasn't hot at all
>She starts to slump onto the bed, and looks at me in the eye
>"Do you like me?"
HURRY THE FUCK UP. STOP TYPING IT OUT SO MUCH YOU CUNT - THE DICK IS WAITING.
>as the clock ticks and it becomes night time
>she asked if I liked her, but I didn't know what she meant
>before I could spit out the right words
>she transformed into Fiona
>I am in shock
>she asks do you still like me anon?
>I really don't know what to say at this point..
>she grabs me and pulls me on top of her green ogre body
>she tells me it's not ogre yet
>she pulls my arms down and holds me with her strength
>Shrek flies in through the window
>he yells "this is my swamp!"
>he rips my pants down
>but I don't resist
>I relax my sphincter and take his big green cocktail
>he plows the life in and out of me as Fiona whispers into my ear
>"Shrek is love, Shrek is life"
THIS IS THE REAL OP, IT'S ALMOST DONE I SWEAR
>I have a frog in my throat
>"Of course I like you, why wouldn't I"
>She looks at me, "how much?"
>I start to fidget a bit because of my rockhard dick
>She notices and slowly reaches towards my
>Before I can think of what next to say, she pulls down the blanket all the way to my knees
>She notices the very obvious bulge in my pants
> I see a familiar smile on her face again
>She starts to blush while I'm sweating up a flood
>She looks at me again, and I fucking lose my shit
>I start unbuttoning my pants
>"Anon, wait, I didn't mean to..."
>But before she can say anything else, I fully whipped out my dick
>I'll admit, I'm not huge or anything. About 7 in
>"I like you a lot, and I know you like me too"
>"Anon... I was just teasing... I didn't, I mean..."
>Row row fight the powa.mp3
>I look at her, with a newly found, boner induced confidence
>"Come on, we both know by know this is what you needed."
>She giggle again
>Fuck was that bad?!
>She extends her hands outward, as if going in for a hug
>Notice her blouse is almost comletely unbuttoned
>When did she do that
>I sit up and I embrace her and her warm, curvy body
>"Are you sure we should do this" she asks?
>I couldn't think of anything to say, so I just went for it
>Before I knew it, I felt her tongue wrapped around mine
>She starts sighing as we do it
>My hands are unbuttoning the rest of her blouse
> Her soft belly is rubbing against my dick
>I feel her hand, all of a sudden start stroking my shaft
As soon as I get off her blouse I pull my head away
>"Anon" she's now panting, "take it off"
>She lays down on the bed with her legs high in the air
C'mon, OP! We're holding down the fort for you!
>"A lotmore than gorgeous, you're Exquisite, m'lady"
>I tip my fedora
>She starts to slump onto the bed, and looks me in the eye
>"Do you like me?"
>boner is clearly visible through trenchcoat
>"y-yes, you're a good friend"
>she loses her smile
>"W-will anon be home tomorrow?"
>"O-okay I'll come back tomorrow then"
>Walk back home
>Trail of Barilla behind me
My dick is literally diamonds OP you better fucking finish up soon so I can fap
The only thing about your story that is unbelievable so far, is that when you're getting into bed with your friends Mom, I think the message is pretty clear by that point, and talking would cease to be.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>Dick is aching for a swim
>I reach for her waist
>Realize she's wearing Jeggings
>Did she plan this
>Who cares, Sex!
>I ripp them off in one fast sweeping motion, I hear her give a yelp, followed by a giggle
>I notice she's wearing one of those Victoria secret Valantine's Day Lingerie set
>She's smiling "All for you, Anon"
>I rip those large panties over my head, revealing a soft, shaved pussy
>It's glistening with moisture
>Right before I put it in, I hear her say "Anon, Wait"
> She sits up and slams me on the bed, back against the blanket
>Oh god, is she gonna peg me?
>I see her take off her bra, reveling fucking massive tits
>She smiles and says "You have to make sure I enjoy this too"
>She crawls up on the bed on top of me in a 69 position.
>She wiggles her huge ass in my face
>I see her pussy dripping onto me
>As she does this, her warm breasts rubs against the tip of my head
HERE YOU GO.. REAL OP HERE
>her legs are high in the air waiting for my dick to slide into her pussy
>I spread her legs but I decide to eat her out first
>I bring my head in closer and closer to her snatch
>the smell is sweet milk and pennies fills my nostrils
>suddenly I hear an odd noise coming from the living room
>her son came home early
>we hear him walking towards the door
>we don't have time to hide
>door busts open
>"THIS IS MY SWAMP"
>thank god its Shrek and not her son
>I instantly jump on all fours
>poking out my round ass and spreading my cheeks for Shrek
>he fucks my ass so hard it rips and starts to bleed
>he fills my ass with onion cum
>it's all ogre now
>Shrek is love
>Shrek is life
u are 1 fucking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fuckin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fuckin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
THIS IS THE REAL OP
Here's a pic of us together.
>She grabs onto my shaft, slowly stroking it
>I let out a soft sigh
> She giggles, "You like that?" I say yeah
>She fakes a moan and she's slowly wiggling her ass towards my face
>She tugs on my dick harder and harder, tempting me with her sweet honey pot
>I stick out my touge and get a taste
>Nectar of the fucking gods
>She starts grinding on my tongue and letting out soft moans
>I retaliate by flicking my tongue up and down
>She get's really into it and starts breathing really heavily
>Out of nowhere, she let's down all her weight and ends up sitting on my face
>She stops and says "Anon! I'm sorry! Are you okay"
>Instead of saying anything, I started to go all out on a licking assault
>This catches her by surprise and another yelp escapes her
> I feel her massive hips shake and her body slumps down
>My dick is greeted my a warm slimy sensation
>I hear her muffled moans while she starts going down on me
>We're both so awkward since we both haven't had sex in awhile, I can hear sloshes from both ends
>She starts deep throating me and I can just barely hold it in
>Without warning, I feel it coming
>She fucking takes it all in, withought even coughing or gagging
>I keep going down on her, while I hear an obvious swallow
How about some gilf?
You better fucking be OP...
Qu'est-ce que tu viens de dire sur moi, sale petite pute ? Je t'apprendrai que j'ai fini major de promo dans les Commandos Marine, que j'ai participé à de nombreux raids secrets sur Al-Qaïda, et que j'ai plus de 300 tirs létaux confirmés. J'ai reçu un entraînement de gorille et je suis le meilleur tireur de toutes les forces armées françaises. Tu n'es pour moi rien de plus qu'une autre cible. Écoute-moi bien connard, je vais te supprimer de la surface de planète avec une précision jamais vue jusqu'ici. Tu t'imagines pouvoir me dire des trucs comme ça sur internet et t'en tirer ? Tu peux te brosser, trou du cul. En ce moment même je suis en contact via minitel avec mon réseau secret d'espions en France métropolitaine et dans les DOM-TOMs et on est en train de suivre la trace de ton adresse IP, alors tu ferais mieux de te préparer à l'impact, l'asticot. L'impact qui va annihiler cette pathétique excuse que tu appelles ta vie. T'es putain de mort, gamin. Je peux être n'importe où, n'importe quand, et je peux te tuer de plus de sept cent façons différentes, rien qu'à mains nues. J'ai non seulement reçu un entraînement intensif en combat au corps à corps, mais j'ai également à ma disposition l'arsenal complet des Commandos Marine, dont je ferai un usage extensif pour éradiquer la moindre trace de ton petit cul misérable de la surface du continent, petite merde. Si tu avais pu savoir le genre de châtiment impie qu'allait t'apporter ton petit commentaire "facétieux", tu aurais peut-être évité d'ouvrir ta grande gueule. Mais tu n'as pas pu le savoir, et tu l'as ouverte, et maintenant tu en payes le prix, grand couillon d'abruti. Je vais furieusement te recouvrir de caca, dans lequel tu vas ensuite te noyer. T'es mort, gamin.
> in europe
> faggot doesn't know that Europe has several different time zones
> pic related; it's you
Holy hit she's hot... wait... random taco bell hot sauce packet. Boner destroyed.
>she pops her head up from my crotch
>this times, she's fucking moaning
>Her hips start shaking as her body turns towards the nightstand
>I couldn't see much, but I feel this weird feeling on my dick
>I go down on her until she starts breathing in rythmic intervals
>I can't say shit
>Her heavy hips and banging up against my head
>I'm twilrling my toungue around her sweet clit as she's holding tight to the covers
>Suddenly, her thighs starts squeezing my head with the force of a fucking car
>I'm trapped under her legs
>She's starts to twitch and making more moaning noises
>She slumps over and is breathing very heavily
>A wide smile is on her face
>"Anon... that was great.."
>I smile as she twitches some more
> I look at my dick and notice he but a condom on it
>This isn't over yet
>As she's laying on the side, I lift up one of her legs
>She turns to me and starts to regain her energy
>I'm on my knees, with my good friend's mom's leg on my shoulder
>I tease her by rubbing the tip of my dick against her vag
>She starts cooing and humming
>I can't help but do it too
>She turns to me with seductive eyes "Anon, is this your first time?"
>Holy shit, it is
>"Are you sure you want to this"
>As I felt her warm pussy on my dick, I didn't feel right now
>This is my friend's mom, how can I do this to him
>And that's when I decided
>I kissed her leg, and carassed her stomach
>It felt so nice against my fingertips
>I slowly put it in
>I saw her bite her lip
>I held on to her sweet leg for dear life
>She really hasn't seen a man in a long time
>She was so tight
>As soon as I got it all in I, I immediately started to pick up the pace
Litter can be a real boner-killer.
When you're in the moment, it can taste amazing. Only if the girl is clean though. Fastest way to turn someone off, goddamn. But when my girlfriend just comes out of the shower, I can lick that shit forever.
>"Anon, is this your first time?"
>Holy shit, it is
>We're both so awkward since we both haven't had sex in awhile
Inconsistencies. Still not killing my boner.
Calm your tits. Jeez, dude, it's a cosplayer.
Also , they went to a resturant and a movie, im sure its been a couple of hours since the shower . But non of us cares about the holes in this fiction we just decide to enjoy this nice story
>As soon as I went faster she started to giggle a lot
>I couldn't help but smile
>She threw back her head and was moaning heavily
>She starts getting really into it
>Slamming her waist into mine
>We're breathing really erratically at this point
>I feel her hips starting to shake again
>The inside of her started to squeeze onto me
>She started to orgasm, trying to milk me from the inside
>The sensation overcame me and I burst
>We both just cam, and I slowly pulled out
>I was dizzy and the condom was full and thick
>I layed back down and I saw her slowly crawl up next to me
>We're both panting eradically, but we couldn't help but smile
>"Hi" She said
>I felt her hand rub against my chest, and she pulled off the condom
>I wanted her to drink the cum, but she instead just threw it away
>We just laid there, cuddling
>As soon as we caught our breath I asked if she wanted to see another movie, and she laughed
>She told me that we should go to bed
>And so we did
>During the night, as we were spooning, my boner would rub up against her vagoo
>In her sleep she would slowly grind on it
>best feeling in the world
>I wanted her to drink the cum, but she instead just threw it away
I keked so fucking hard. That was amazing.
>Guys, I don't know what to do, My boner is so confused.
>don't know what to do
>She started to orgasm, trying to milk me from the inside
I think you're a bit too late to ask us for our opinion
>The next morning
>I wake up and she isn't there
>A bathrobe is hanging for me
>The smell of grilled cheese sandwiches are filling the air
>I slowly walk to the kitchen and see her in an apron and some sweats
>Still hot to me
>She smiles and says "good morning"
>I exchange the formalities and we eat
>We talked liked we normally did and I asked her if she enjoyed last night
>She nods, but her smiles seem weak
>"Anon, I don't know if I can do this anymore"
>I just nod
>I knew it might end up like this
>"I really like you though" I say
>She looks upset, "I like you too, Anon.But if My son finds out, then who knows how he'll react"
>I feel really sad at this point
>"Well... can we still go on dates and watch movies? I don't have anyone else to take to the movies."
>She laughs, "Okay, Anon,on one condition"
>Don't tell anyone, okay?
>"PS3 has no games