How do you femsplain this?
Okay, I will. You're affiliated with them, and you want some traffic, so you're making this thread on /b/. Now fuck off, and go shill somewhere else.
transfat transblack transomnisexual transfeminist transanalvore transwonderfaggot reporting in
you said my name so im triggered
HERE WE GOOOO
I can see this site being /b/'s new plaything for at least a few days
We have to somehow frame it for something really awful and no one will donate
> photoshop the creator doing something that'll piss off feminists
> make/get access to feminists accounts
>Shilling/samefagging this hard
Please stop, we're not giving you traffic. /b/'s onto your bullshit.
>when I first came to a forum and saw trolls, I would read where some people who write "don't feed the trolls" and they will go away, which is true. They come to take over the thread and to rile people up. Once others realize how insignificant and unimportant trolls are, they can just be responsible and not read their posts or refuse to let themselves get worked up about it. Trolls only have the power than any of us give them. If they aren't 'given' the thread by us, then they will move on to another forum.
so much fucking kekery
fuck off, Inae Oh. What sort of bullshit name is that anyway? You omnigendered polyqueer.
>check your vehicle privilege
> not being a omnigendered polyqueer.
what are you gay
>There are no haters here
Now mindless fucktards are going to spam her site with insults/rape threats/hate. At this point she'll probably declare she has PTSD and begin accepting donations.
Self-hating White Knights will begin making it rain like a cheap stripper in the hopes of a small amount of female validation.
The Feminist will then have an easy life playing the victim and living off white-knight handouts. It happened to Anita.
this is in fact what happens in a world where there's so many different stances on a matter that no matter where you go and cry, it will always render money in your paypal account.
It's all a business. Ever since people found out /b/ in a click/view goldmine we've been getting this sort of bullshit posts.
why do they all have those cunty glasses? dress code?
days to go
>good going faggot
The more retards we expose the better. One retard gets rich, 20,000 retards get triggered and everyoneelse goes "wow, what a retard. Glad I don't even into feminism"
ugh bi-curious is lame im nintendo-sexual
I feel triggered. I am a transgender lesbian man who is dating his waifu. I daily get molested by people such as this website that do not support my needs of body pillows. Why do you guys need funding while I get abused daily in stores? I was raped 2 weeks ago by my ex-girlfriend (who is a transgender polyqueer, don’t judge xer you fucking sexists) and everyone thought it was acceptable. You are all privileged white genders and I will not support this racist, and sexist website. Fuck you all.
don't hate because i'm a nintendo sexual
>All I ask is for bathrooms with the proper refueling and reloading stations.
>How do you femsplain this?
It's feminist tactics, they manage to get air-time bragging about getting no hate which naturally gets people to hate on them an then they can use all that hate to further their self victimisation to earn more money.
I'll be drinking a nice scotch later, smoking a cigarette and chuckling over the thought of how it's going to take probably more than 10 strong white males to carry that land whales coffin to it's plot.
>tfw you'll never ride dark samus dick
ringa dinga ding ding get a load of this thing
>mfw this thread
>mfw this is why feminists can't have nice things
i can't own a male abomasnow
I took my girl to a carnival and some furry chick (wearing cat ears and a tail) grabbed my dick and said "I am in heat right now" I pushed her off and my girlfriend punched me in the nose. and screamed "who the fuck is that?"
Man, I didn't even know what the fuck had happened or what to say and my girl was ready to tear me a new asshole. Then about 5 furies in full costume walked up and she realised I didn't know these people and that they were all fucked in the head.
I got a bretty good BJ that night.
Bitransracial genderbender double ender omnimontastic wonder bombastic it's so fantastic queeroplasticsexual reporting in. Check your privileges at the door, niggas.
Wrote this on a stupid post
Yeah trying at being a faggot and you are doing well knob licker.
shhhhh keep the ruse nigga
I was walking down the Ramblas in Barcelona once and got my dick grabbed by a black prostitute who said 'Wanna fuck, big man'. I said no, and then she pinched my nipple.
It was the funniest thing that happened that night, but let's be like feminists and pretend I was molested.
the sarcasim at the end might invalidate the point, but bravo for fighting fire with fire
true story actually, I was once nearly raped by a grill.
>meet 18yr semi professional Dom off POF
>only find that out when we meet
>says she has an appointment later that night
>invites me back to her swingin pad to watch
>growling scarred attack dog, holes punched into the walls, stacks of newspapers littering the floor, empty faygo bottles crowding her shelves, black marker writing all over the ceiling
>I had just walked into a Juggalette den
>lets me pick out her outfit for the night
>shows me her toys
>stuffs ballgag in my mouth and slams me on the bed
>I'm caught between a pitbull and a whore place
>proceeds to rip off my clothes
>I tell her I'm just not into getting fugged in the ass
>which translated poorly through a spit dribbling gag
>she mounts me saying "let me take your anal virginity, you're gonna LOVE it."
>a big girl is ontop of me, hard to move, can feel her reaching from behind to slather up my pooper with grease
>she whispers "I'm gonna RAPE you!" through horribly chapped lips
>throw her off of me
>snap my clothing on so damn fast
>dodge Cujo's snarling maw on my way out the door
>never look back
Damn what a rush that was
Not being a 12 year old autistic kid who just learned about the internet and /b.
kek how am i doing with the feminist sheet
>You know who else like to censor things? Nazis.
Top kek. Reminds me of that one person you always see on youtube that are retarded, but don't realise it. They will say some bullshit thing and everyone will get mad, then they will top it off with something accidentally genius but not realise it because they are just writing shit and not thinking about it.
>do kickstarter for mensplain
>get called sexist pigs by the media
>get so much attention we triple our funding goal
>we buy out femsplain and the domain
>redirect to 4chan.org/mlp
>the world is saved
>go back to watching gore
Can't stop laughing.
Goddamn. Well-played, sir.
I propose making tumblr accounts with 'feminism' and 'trigger' as triggerwarnings.
Make sure you don't actually perpetually trigger yourself by writing those words down anywhere!
kek i'll do that
>just wanted to post this because pic
One time I was eyed like a piece of meat by a group of girls waiting at the bus stop. I tried talking to them, thinking maybe we could be friends. All they wanted to do was eye fuck me.
>i don't know how femnazi brains work
That's the thing, femnazi brains don't work. Scientific evidence even suggests they don't have a brain (at least a complete one) and only have the parts that regulate heartbeat, breathing, and other essential life functions.
One time I was playing pool with a few friends and my gf. When suddenly a hambeast and her pack come over, the leader stroked my shoulder as she latched onto my waist and asked me if they could play
I feel triggered every time i see pigs now
They didn't want to play because we said we were playing for money
Realise that if you contribute pure shite they are just going to ignore anything they hear against feminism for the rest of the day. >
Be more refined.
>Wear feminism like a trench coat until they are on your side.
>They won't see the green cock coming
this, all feminists are either batshit crazy or the fugliest cows on the planet
Shit you have a point. Makes me fill with rage that someone can make a living by doing things like pretending to be a victim or record themselves making animal noises while playing video games.
I almost hate them as much as lazy welfare collectors.
That subtle Heinlein reference. I love you.
no, they're feminists BECAUSE they're ugly. You're just thinking about it backwards. Honestly, you think pretty girls that have whatever they want handed to them really want to be taken seriously?
I also woke up once after going to bed drunk with the ugliest bitch at the party sucking my dick. Fucked her anyway. I was thinking of reporting her to the police for rape, but then I realised I am part of the patriarch and the patriarch takes responsibility for their actions.
>attack helicopters and other sexual minorities
my fucking sides
Could do it. But waiting for weekend, Works better for me
Would help if some faggot has a box for it, gotta save that breadmoney
This is how you can stop her. This door is an effective weapon against feminism.
Cat eye glasses are like the femfedora
This shit is happening because everyone is a pussy nowadays and has forgotten to beat women from time to time.
lmfao, i just got banned for copypastaing this
are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY! i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo
you better be trolling nigger
You guys don't realize that feminists make threads like this to get attention/media coverage and things like this have made them what they are today (stupid but with a lot of media coverage)
just hit it like little mac
"secret" raid board
>you will never be a polysexual omniqueer
Remember who invented feminism, and why.
I'm replacing every door at the office with these tomorrow. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with this place, but we keep hiring deliriously incompetent, uneducated, vitriolic land whales who do literally nothing but accuse every man who makes eye contact or gets within five feet of them of harassment, file complaints on everything that pisses them off (from the brightness of the lights to the way the water cooler makes too much noise when they use it) and act like entitled cunts.
I can't even tell you how many failed lawsuits have been thrown at us for firing these worthless sacks of dog shit because they poured deliberately poured coffee into a printer and blamed it on someone they didn't like (everyone, basically) or stabbed themselves with a pair of scissors and tried to get worker's comp. And they're always fat, too. Ever motherfucking time.