I don't have a job and people keep asking me what I do for a living.. what should I say?
I dropped out of school once I made some good money
still jobless.. and don't want to talk about how I made the money to anyone
I walked into BMW and was about to buy an M4.
They asked me what I do for a living.
I didn't know what to say and changed subject
>not knowing how to reply to specific message
Some day they'll ask you about gf. And 4chan isn't adviser here.
How the hell do you make a living if you don't do anything for a living?
Tell them a job would interfere with your serial rape schedule.
>I don't have a job and people keep asking me what I do for a living.. what should I say?
Tell them the truth.
Freelance or Self-Employed.
If they ask what you do, take something you do every day and church it up.
ie. You play video games. = I'm a freelance play tester for console games.
ie. Clean up the house. = I'm a self-employed maid/window washing service.
Just say you don't make much doing it in case someone comes your way with a job offer.
what kind of business?
because I'll have to bullshit for like 10 minutes about stuff I don't actually do
I've told people I made server software before which seemed to work so far but I'm tired of using that one. I'm 20 and need an excuse to make purchases over $30k when people ask how I ran into that much
I've used the "Freelancer" one before and don't really like it. The guy that I told that to just kind of gave me the "oh so you don't make any money and you still live with your mommy" look
Tell them you run a multilevel marketing llc, and they can get in on potentially making millions by purchasing some of your product at a reduced rate, then inform them they can make more money by recruiting others.
>Freelance or Self-Employed.
Lol. You're better off just telling people you're an unemployed loser.
you'll be lucky if they let you finish the rant, the moment you mention any MLM you're guaranteed you won't be asked about your job. Or anything else. Or invited to any parties or events, but i guess that's a fair price to pay for the peace of mind.
Basically you buy some product that is cheap firm china, like power bands, or some kind of face cream, and convince people to buy it from you at a huge markup, then pay them to recruit others to buy the product from you so they can make tons of money selling it to their friends.
I think Peter has it pretty well.
Usually when I go to places , I get intimidated by the surroundings, but Peter is always on the lookout for something interesting.
It's not his job that makes Peter, Peter though.
Uhhh, Peter is probably the poorest guy in Marvel. One of his girlfriends left him and the other one is dead. He's failing school, and his "even better job" is getting paid $200 a month to take pictures of himself in a red and blue spandex costume.
Honestly, I'm 20ish now but have enough money to get my life together. I don't have a job and never have (except for babysitting and some volunteer work). I've stayed inside my house for the past month playing counter-strike and league of legends because I have no reason to go outside and also I feel awkward around people. I want a job and to move out of my moms house but my anxiety is holding me back. What do I do?
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
I know plenty of freelance people that make a better living than I do.
You need to drop the "r" and follow it with something to make it sound focused.
Freelancer is a whore.
Freelance wedding planner is an expensive whore.
I'm in the same situation
>had a few jobs but no longer than a few weeks OE months
>not worked in 3 years now
>my gf set up a photography business
>help her with some of the stuff, drive around a bit
>'so anon what do you do?'
>whatever I want
>sometimes make shit up as I go along
>photographer, translator, councillor
>GFs parents ask me what i do
>say the truth, fuck all but I pursue several hobbies in depth
>no fucks given
>have a lot of money saved
>probably find a way to invest and live off that
No fucks given
When people ask you "What do you do?" just respond with a cold, stern look and say "About what?"
Makes them uncomfortable as shit.
I try to go out at least 10 times a month.
Maybe not to a bar or whatever, but just for a bikeride or whatever if I'm not working.
That's not really all that weird considering most people have hermitage that bars leaving the house.
Tell them you are a freelance artist, designer, writer, etc. If any one ever asks to see your work just tell them you are under a non-disclosure agreement and can't show it to anyone cause they own the rights to it.
Nigga you jobless. It doesn't matter how much you convince yourself that you're "between jobs" or a "freelance leddit meme reviewer", people see straight through that kinda bullshit. Jobless.
>never worked a day in my life
Welp you're screwed. Best you can do is work out each day and get ripped. That way when people see you, you can give off the illusion that you're happy and successful.
OP I hate/hated getting asked that.
The order goes:
Don't have a job.
>you got a job yet?
Get a job.
>why don't you have a girlfriend yet?
Have a job and a girlfriend.
>why aren't you guys married yet?
Have a job and married.
>no kids yet? cmon what are you guys waiting for?
Have a job, married, and a son.
>why isn't he walking/talking/running/ yet?
Annnnnd a shit load more questions. I honestly wouldn't mind talking it about it now and then with people, but when every single person you meet asks the same fucking questions every single time you see them....
I have some cool bike paths by me and used to be into biking but haven't touched a bike since I was 14. Maybe I'll get a mountain bike and a street bike.
This is a popular in LA: "I'm in between projects." That line alone will save your dignity and still allow puss. Its important to refer to celebs by nicknames and also to talk about how much money you (don't) make otherwise ppl will call your bluff. Additionally do some imdb research on 2016 projects to further the charade.
If its legal money you don't have to say shit. No one cares where money comes from as long as its there and legal.
I have 6 figures and that will probably jump to 7 in a few years and I've done fuck all to earn it except some childhood trauma and anxiety.