continued. shit only got somewhat interesting, and the thread died
I set you guys up for something stupid to say. dubs get
requesting pic of the dude wearing a vest opening the door that gets posted all the time in cringe threads
i need that pic
I am sorry for annoying you. I am really lonely and got nothing to do. I know this might sound weird, but In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
chose this cause the first winrar was retarded
Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, 10 fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Lochness Monster, and the reward for its capture...all the riches in Scotland. So I have one question, why are you here?
Listen here you weeaboo fuck, once you are in bed tonight, I will sneak into your house, take all the ramen I can find, and force feed you till you overdose on all the asian culture that I am slowly pushing into your mouth. Mark my words.
If this gets dubs you tell her:
"Im no stranger to love"
"You know I have aids, and so do I"
"But I still know what you're thinking of"
"Sucking my cock and letting me cum in your braids."
Listen u weeaboo fuck, once you are in bed tonight, I will sneak into your house, bring my tentacles with me, and force fuck you till you overdose on all the asian culture that I am slowly pushing into your holes. Mark my words.
>Listen u weeaboo fuck, once you are in bed tonight, I will sneak into your house, bring my tentacles with me, and force fuck you till you overdose on all the asian culture that I am slowly pushing into your holes. Mark my words.
doing well. dubs
doubt we're getting tits now though
Should just make a rule no rape/death threats. Shit will get you arrested, and it's boring (the rest of this win was pretty good though)
This one is better
Also it won twice
Go desperate on her:
Because the same moment I saw you, I knew you were special. I felt my heart skip a beat, my whole body tingle and I just couldn't stop smiling. You're like the sun to my world, the reason I wake up in the morning, the stars to my universe.. You're everything I could ever want in a person.. And I have been so lonely lately, no one to cuddle me, no one to hug me, no one to tell them they care... I just want you to be mine.
first coprophagia, now necrophilia. you guys always bring out the best side of me :')
why remain innocent when you can have a dick in you?
Fuck, I'm the one. I love you alright? That's all that matters, you're so beautiful and I've been aching to say it lately. You're so gorgeous and it makes my heart ache not knowing I'm yours. Anyways, make with the nudes.
kek. you don't even know me, you fags.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Madam, I only ask for your hand to be placed firmly around my buttocks. Perhaps a finger in my bunghole. Afterwards, I will take you to the finest card shop and buy you any magic card you desire.
OP here, already sent that to the theme of women's rights earlier. not repeating this shit
Send her this "https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/599501431#p599506088"
why dont you post pics of this girl
that's what they all say at first. come on, guize dubs
Hey have you ever heard of LARPing. It's really cool, it's live action role playing. It's like D&D but you act it out with costumes and fake swords. Want to go with me sometime?
ayyyyyy lmaooooooo send pix or u will die. i live 2 streets away m8
I thought I knew the girl I married. But I guess i was wrong. You should receive divorce papers in the mail over the next few weeks. I'm putting your dog to sleep BTW. I'm also keeping all of your panties.
dubs. I srsly don't understand why she's still talking to me
>Yeah Ive done that before
Next: Oh, fantastic. Although before we go together, I should like to do a little roleplaying exercise with you. How does that sound, M'lady?