How do I join the IRA? No, I'm not some Amerifag who knows nothing about the Irish republican cause, I'm Irish and I want these British fucks out of my country. I'm a true patriot and I'd lay down my life for this country. I have no combat training, but I'm pretty good at fps games (Counter Strike and the like). I know that probably sounds like a jokey thing to say, but surely it has some reflection on how capable I am. I'm smart so I'd imagine I'd be pretty good at making bombs and shit. I got an A1 in maths and chemistry for my leaving if that's relevant. Christ, man, it's going to be like Fight Club with all the nitro-glycerine and shit. Christ, man, I'm so fucking pumped!
So where do I sign up? I'm from Dublin. Do they even exist here? Would I have to leave the county to get recruited? I already have a balaclava and camo. Thanks buds. Freedom isn't free.
Not copied and pasted. This isn't a joke, bud.
Really? So it's funny? Honestly, this isn't a joke thread or anything, but it's nice if people found it funny I suppose. Thanks bud.
Because Ireland still isn't free of snobbish British cuntish influence. I want all of their bullshit gone. The politics, the culture, everything. I'm not really the political type, so I'm probably doing a disservice to the republican cause by putting forth my reasons, but that's it. I detest Western democracy and the "liberal" ideals that the British have left imprinted into Irish society.
What's the issue again?
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Listen bud, I have no reason to defend myself from your bullshit. I don't give a shit if you don't believe a stranger on the internet when he asks to community a question. I'm only replying because I'm bumping the thread anyway. Honestly, I don't give a shit. Even if people were to give me advice jokingly, I don't mind in the slighted.
As someone who masturbates at least once a day, I hate porn and believe it has seriously fucked me over in life. Porn takes up too much time and I see no use in worshiping it or whatever you're proposing. I wish I had no access to images of women to fap to. It would be easier to just do it from memory, but I'm never willing to do that when there are celebrities I'd rather jerk off to on /hr/.
Irishfag here. There is no IRA, just dissidents (thugs). You want to get the fight going again, you gotta go do it in style, how about you bomb them fucking huns, then maybe we'll listen
>this is now pasta
>6/10, made me reply
I don't believe in western democracy. I don't really know what to think of Sinn Féin (I tend to assume politicians are not genuine in their dedication to a particular ideology or cause - I was a member of the socialist party at one stage, and I feel like a fucking idiot now knowing that they're just a populist party. They're all fucking populist parties).
EVEN BETTER, BECOME TERRY NICHOLS
call this thread okc. Cause terry nichols is now in control faggots
Do not undermine your ruler. Timothy McVeigh is a god among mere mortals.
dude the IRA doesnt exist anymore
they rolled over like the scots to superior britain
soon australia and then all the other former colonies will come running back to thier masters
except canada we dont want canada mate
once spiderman called terry gay. That was april 18 1995 and spidey was in okc at the time
I hate to break the fantasy for everyone, but I'm about to stop replying and I want to get things cleared up before I stop as I'll still be reading and hoping for some excellent discussion.
I don't want to join the IRA and the original post is almost complete fantasy.
Don't let this thread die, though. Just because there's no reality behind me wanting to join the IRA doesn't mean the thread is meaningless. I truly hold all of the views that I've put forward in this thread. Even if I was being serious in the original post, I'd most likely be autistic or something anyway. The thread isn't dead. Don't let it die. I'm a republican and I hate British culture and influence in Ireland. I detest Western society. Make this thread successful.
Why is Irish patriotism a thing? Literally every single uprising failed, there's no culture, the language is dead (inb4 muh gaeltachts lel), the people are ignorant and backwards, the people are apathetic faggots, they let their country become a police state, the government is useless and corrupt and nothing gets done about it.
Just kill yourself. I'm glad I have so little Irish in me.
Joining the IRA is not the solution to unifying Ireland.
The IRA, PIRA, RIRA etc are irrelevant organisations that just want to blow shit up. If you want to secede from the union then you have to do it democratically. Win the hearts and minds of the people of NI and run a referendum like Scotland did. Only then can you actually stand a chance of seceding.
The IRA used to operate by killing my kinsmen. That is, English people who have nothing to do with the conflict.
Personally, as an Englishman with Irish ancestry I'd like to see Ireland unified as either one country or as part of the United Kingdom. The treaty in 1922 didn't really make anyone happy.
I like Ireland and would consider living there in the future if the opportunity were to arise.
>hates western society
>Ireland is a western country
Fucking kek. Just like an Irish to think he's a special Celtic snowflake. You're not, you're a cultureless potatofucker and the reason this country is a joke. Just fucking kill yourself.
>hate western culture
mfw ireland is further west than england
Don't live here. It's a fucking joke. The people will automatically hate you for no reason other than LE EVIL BRITS!!!!11!!1!!!
The Irish are backwards, ignorant racists obsessed with racial purity when they're already a mongrel country.
Don't stoop so low as to live in Ireland.
I know I said I wouldn't post anymore, but I don't care. The Irish have more reason to be patriotic than the British OR the Americans. We used to be a nation with values of our own, and now look at us! We're just a smaller England. You can still see evidence of a distinct Irish culture existing beneath the veil of British "liberal" horseshite in our "backwardness" on the issue of abortion. I personally think abortion is morally justifiable, but that's besides the point. It's a fucking miracle that we've had it from being completely legalised so far. And it's really fucking tragic, because within the next few years we'll have even lost THAT. When you look at the abortion debate in Ireland (it being turned into a women's rights issue by British "liberals" and anyone voting against abortion being ousted by their respective parties) you can see what I'm talking about. Fuck you. Be a fucking British patriotic, and fight for Western democracy and "liberal" values. I don't give a shit. Just keep it out of Ireland, you awful cunt.
Really? Obsessed with racial purity for a country composed of Normans, Gaels, Celts and Vikings that's pretty rich... As I said I've got Irish ancestry. Enough that I think I am entitled to Irish citizenship. I did read up on it once but I forget exactly what the requirements are, plus there's a bit of uncertainty on my dad's side.
At least most English people know they're mongrels. Except the BNP who have a strange fascination with being Anglo Saxon even though they were a ruling elite who didn't breed with the locals.
UVF ! UVF ! UVF ! UVF ! UVF ! UVF ! FUCK TAIGS !
>mfw I was born and live in Ireland
Sorry to break it to you, but this country is the punchline of the world. It will never be taken seriously. It let its Celtic culture get killed by superior invading forces. It's dead. The language is dead. Ireland has been settled by Celtics, Vikings, Moors, Greeks, Normans, British. It's not a secretly PURE CELTIC RACE. Have the last name Moore? Moorish descendant. Fitz- anything? Norman. Wicklow and Dublin are predominantly Viking.
The Catholic Church's grip on this sad little island will never leave, we'll always be guilty, weak, useless. Even if the new generation of assholes are le atheists, that Catholic guilt will never leave. In fact, it's all we have left!
Gaels and Celts are the same thing, son. The Celtics spoke the Gaelic languages. It's, uh, the same thing.
Irish actually means a blend of other cultures, it isn't its own thing.
Except the Scottish referendum failed, and if there's another in the future it will fail even harder. It's demonstrable from looking at modern Western democracy and the trivial horseshite we take so seriously today (gay marriage somehow becoming the most important issue in the fucking country) that we're just becoming more and more British. To be honest, I don't mind all that much if they keep NI. I just want a culture of my own, untainted by British "liberal" horseshite ideals.
Fair enough. I was under the impression that the Celtic element came from migration from the island of Great Britain in around the Roman period following the Roman conquest rather than being exactly the same thing.
I was always taught at school that the Irish people were Norman, Celt, Gael and Viking. Having said that, one could argue that Viking and Norman are the same given that Normandy was formed by Danish invaders in France.
There is no culture. Ireland doesn't have one. It has old legends from a people it barely has relation to anymore. What does Ireland have? Drinking culture of teens in back fields and fifteen fucking pubs in every little backwoods village. Drink. Alcoholism. Stereotypes. Poverty, whining and apathy and begrudging someone else for problems we refuse to fix on our own. Great culture!
The Celts are a central European tribe that got pushed out of Mainland Europe by Germanic tribes, then got pushed and beaten back more and more to the far reaches of western Europe, and finally into Ireland. Beaten at every single turn.
There's also Greek and Moorish influences. The surname Moore comes from Moorish colonization. The Greeks made it here, too. Tallaght, in Dublin, is a Greek graveyard. And ever meet an olive-skinned Irish? Spanish influence.
I don't give a shit what you think of my people, as long as you keep off our politics and our culture.
Ha! What have I said that could have given off that impression? I'm going to lose all credibility here by saying this, but I'm full-on-communist. I'm just more interestedin dealing with flawed democracy at the moment than eliminating private property.
I genuinely think that in 20-30 years when the next Scottish independence referendum comes about it will be "yes". It only just failed last year because the SNP didn't provide enough answers about what will happen if Scotland does become independent. They didn't even have a solid idea about what currency to use or how much debt they would take on!
At least Ireland could go back to using the Punt.
You may not like British "liberal" ideals but they are often secular/humanist ideals and that is something I support. People made more of a fuss about gay marriage than was necessary. Yes: we should treat homosexuals equally in the eyes of the law - this does not need wall to wall media coverage.
All things must come to pass as one
So hope should never die
There is no height or bloody might
That a freeman can't defy.
There is no source or foreign force
Can break one man who knows,
that his free will nothing can kill
And from that freedom grows
Fine, call it fascism. I don't care. I don't fear labels. Should I take it you agree with me, though? On a side note, I'm more pissed off by the Socialist Party's stance on abortion and similar "liberal" than the water charge protests, which are an absolute joke. They seem to be doing quite well with it at the moment. Well, I just don't really care that much about it.
Oh shit I was actually born and live in Ireland and it's conservative politics are the reason the water charge is coming in.
Fuck off with your patriotism. It's completely unfounded. You always need your little villain to justify your apathy and laziness to fix your own problems. The Irish are the ultimate victims. I'm sure the foreigners are to blame, too, right? It's never you, it's always someone else, you NEVER do anything wrong!
It isn't that black and white, you fucking moron. This is why I hate the Irish. I'm glad I barely have any Irish in me.
I learn something new every day.
I've never met an olive skinned Irish person. One of my closest friends grew up on a farm in Ireland and is pale as fuck. He got sunburnt on an overcast day last summer.
My brother's gf's surname is Moore though. I read that was from the English word "moor" meaning upland area.
Listen kid there's a reason the IRA was dissappated and there's a reason it's only young jumpy upstarts like you wanting to join. The troubles were fucking horrible. It was like being in a third world country and people old enough to remember the troubles were glad it was over. Nobody needs a bunch of young little shots trying to stit shot up again for no good reason.
Yeah. The country is founded on dozens of different cultures and ideals and peoples. Yet so many people are MUH CELTIC PRIDE. It makes no sense.
And yeah, technically your gf's name is an indication of her descent, however diluted at this stage, from the African Moors.
Unfortunately I fear in a few decades time we will all just be part of the United States of Europe, specifically the "British Islands" region.
I don't much like UKIP but I fear they're the only UK party who see the EU for what it really is.
Captcha: "Wanca"...just as I mentioned UKIP and everything.
In all objective measures Northern Ireland citizens are actually more free than Eire citizens. If there was a united Ireland like Fenians want I'd have to hand in some of legally held firearms and when you say a countries gun laws are worse than the Uks thats saying something. Even if I was completely unbiased sizing up which country is better Ni wins every time as the better place to live.
I seriously have no idea where this is coming from. I've said that I hate the Socialist Party, I've also said I'm not all that interested in water charges. Where are you getting the idea that this is an issue for me?
And yes, I believe the Western liberalism that exists in Ireland today is foreign and comes from the more dominant countries in the West. I don't blame everything on foreigners and I shouldn't have to defend myself in this manner when I haven't said anything remotely similar to what you're attributing to me.
IRA quit because they weren't getting anywhere militarily. Hardcore elements were practically wiped out by SAS apart from in South Armagh. Martin and Gerry took over the Army Council. Largest arms shipment from Libya didn't get through. Enniskillen Bombing made everyone hate them. etc etc
On the other hand Sinn Fein could end up in power. IRA didn't win but the republican movement is strong. Too tired for this shit.
But yeah the IRA is gone now.