Let's compare scars /b/. Show me how alpha you are.
Had a guy pull a knife in me and 2 of my buddies. We got him to the ground, but he got my leg pretty good.
alpha for not being able to use your motor skills to avoid dangerous materials?
That just sounds to me like you're one of those beta fellas that can't operate simple tools.
I'm pretty sure you also throw balls like a girl.
3 years old, mauled by dog, scars all over face
Ive got a few,
stood on strip of metal, cant move or feel big toe
You can kinda see them here, I get scratched a lot working with animals.
It doesn't help that any scratches on my arms seem to heal as hypertrophic scars.
Fell trough a glass door.
My forehead has a chevron shaped scar from a pistol whipping, seven stitches.
I have a palladium tooth from requiring a root canal from being pummelled.
and I'm old and ugly.
Wanna see the scars inside my stomach from drinking?
Have a bunch on my side and legs but too lazy to take pictures.
put through glass window, lots of blood, very deep, lots of damage internally
Did this when I was 16, about 9 years ago. I'm much happier now, I've learned to treat myself like I'm my own best friend.
Lived in a shitty third world country town, they didnt have the correct idk the word, stitches? Apparently, for the face youre supposed to use a different one
Picture of arm pit a week after it happened
Infantry Lt stepped on a secondary IED while my team and I were working on another. He was three feet to my right and behind me. I got pretty lucky I wasn't facing him when it happened.
>be stupid 18 yo with sports car
>take corners way too fast
>getting off work one morning driving really fast to get home
>mid corner, ~100 MPH
>BMW decides this is awesome moment to enter drone mode
>all driver aides turn off (traction, stability, etc)
>hello telephone pole
>wasn't wearing seatbelt and never got knocked out
Haha I didn't even notice.
They're called steri-strips. They hold it together or some shit. It was wrapped normally but they had to unwrap it every day and clean it. It was an open fracture for almost a week because they had to I&D it every day to make sure I didn't get a dirt nig infection before they could put in plates and close it up.
Silver lining: I was high as fuck the whole month I was in the hospital. haha
Oh, which one? I went to Dartmouth.
Dartmouth is pretty much the only one with any pro-military feelings anymore. They usually have a few seniors who graduate and go into the Marines as officers. Nate Fick was one.
This pic shows how much air I actually got. Snapped the pole at about 7 feet. The Germans make one hell of a car...
Fucking scars don't make you alpha. The stories behind them do you faggots.
Peeled my knuckle with an apple slinky machine
>Was drinking with friends
>Had a bad mood
>Decided to get up of couch
>Looked at everybody
>LOUD GLASS SHATTERING NOISES
>look at my arm
>blood stream squirting in the air about 1 cm high
>look back at friends
>say ''call the medics" and exit the house
>everybody is yelling and going ape shit, cause theres blood and chaos everywhere
>Im about to pass out cause of loosing too much blood, holding the cut with my arm
>friend runs to my with a towel, holds the cut.
>exit the house, sit on the street
Impossible to take a good photo but heres the Xray
shit photo, but here. on my leg.
brick to thumb when i was 5, thing spliced open
Metal plate in forearm snapped both arm in half skateboarding when I was 15.
Kek lmao same fag dubble dubs fuuuuuuuuuuuuuk>>599832255
aight fuck it im cont-ing.
>They remove the towel
>theyr like ''damn''
>wrap my arm with some cloth or someshit
>before getting in the medic van i ask if my gf can come with my
>she runs over, gets in the van
>climbing in the van
>oh shit: ''wait a sec.''
>finnaly climb in the van
>driving to the hospital
>worried gf starring at me, talking some shit
>im just laughing and telling jokes
>then i notice how srs this actually is
>shut the fuck up
>arrive at the hospital
This is my elbow.
It got fucked because a idiot at the shooting range didn't handle his 1911 right and got me with a graze shot. Also shattered about 30% of the bones at my elbow.
Hello Isaac Clarke
so then i got the fucking operation, it failed, got another 1, that was succesfull, 26 stiches total, cant move arm for several months all that bullshit.
And for the dudes saying im an idiot - i had my reasons for acting like that, not going to go in to that.
& Sorry for errors in text, english not my main banana,
No faggot. You cut yourself for attention. You didn't try to kill yourself. You cut yourself so people would feel sorry for you and act like you're a hurt depressed person. Everyone is, Faggot.
>walk to the freeway
>play irl frogger
I'm sure you'll end up dying in you rinse and repeat.
I probably can't. Speed was a contributing factor in the wreck. They would probably argue that if I had been going normal speeds, I wouldn't have lost control. Plus, BMW probably has way better lawyers than I can afford
3 foot auger fell on my shin and shattered my bone. Nothing special.
This is my super edgy alpha wingding. Fuck wit ya boy
heres mine. got it cut up by a piece of glass that had frozen in the ground when i slid down a little slope.
I know what you're going through. I have (had?) the same problem. Do it on my upper thighs though, not on my arm. Don't want to bring attention to it.
Hang in there, fellow cutfag.
Fgt, if you really wanted to die, you would be dead.
If too dumb to kill yourself here are some ideas:
1. Hang yourself
2. Bleach yourself
3. Shoot yourself
4. "Jump off a high building" yourself
5. "Throw infront of a car" yourself
6. "Throw infront of a train" yourself
7. "Lay in warm water, cut open artery, not cross but along the artery"
Chemics master mode:
1. Buy cigarettes
2. Cook cigarettes for 2 or more hours
3. Evaporate some of the water
4. Add more cigarettes (repeat as many times as you want, the more the better it will kill
5. Take a syringe
6. Shoot the cooked up shit up your arm
If done right, kills within 30 seconds to 1 minute
Someone smashed my finger with a boulder. Bones sticking out and everything.
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha realy.... No fucking way nig are fuckin stupid
>mfw I knew that all along
>mfw I just wanted to type that down. Maybe some other fgt will do it
Also yes I enjoyed that, thx anon
From awhile back, I don't hurt anymore tho
Thanks I needed a lenny pic.
Here's one for you the next time you need to incite a suicide.
Alpha of the betas. Congratulations king faglord.
actually my adrenaline level was so high and also a little chocked. my friends went kinda crazy and started screaming so it didnt really hurt at all until they stiched it (they had to stitch in the muscle first with disolving thread because the cut was fairly deep, which hurt quite a bit) otherwise it wasnt that bad. 7 stitches on the outside and then there a little cut to the left aswell that was 4 stiches.
2bad not OC, hawt.
Dogs are way more bro-tier than cats. I got attacked by a cat while trick-or-treating when I was like 5 and haven't liked them since. I don't understand the internets fascination with them... They don't even like us humans!
A cool dude
Kinda yeah, I'm bare hench m8
It's about half an in across at the widest part, 8 in long.
unfortunately i dont have pics, but i had my face crushed and my sinuses are forever fucked. metal plate in my face along with plastic strips in the skin of my nose. also a fractured skull and a tiny bit of brain damage.
i feel your pain anon, same thing happened to me but in an e30, randomly decided to lose traction at 70 and put me into a tree. the top of my head went through the windscreen, i broke the steering wheel in half with my chest and the gear shifter knob popped off when my knee hit it and went in one side of my knee and out the other. i still walk with a limp 15 years later.
Lost the nail section of my finger (yes it came off) Doctors reattached it
It's just shows just that you are a beta faggot with hands growing from your ass.
I had my spleen removed too. My scar is more vertical though. Are you on any medications or anything?
Omg that get well soon balloon in back...
Did you guys ever get a chance to police for Taliban bodies/wounded or do their buddies cart them off asap? If not, Somone needs to do the get well soon balloon thing with a dead Taliban.
wtf am I writing....
looking for pics now. i have no visible scars except for a crooked nose. dont want to put my face on /b/ though.
my life would be way easier that way, but lets be realistic, not everyone on /b/ lives in their moms basement.
BMWs, eh? I mean I understand why they have it, but I'd much rather risk blowing my engine up than just randomly losing control of my vehicle at speed. What do you drive now? I switched to a Nissan. Drive a 300ZX, now
lol not even going to answer... So random.
I had to have two timpanoplasty (sp?) surgeries and I have hearing aids but I never use them because they're annoying as hell. Can go into detail more about ear surgery if there's any interest.
Stop trying to be me =(
Hit my a car while on my bike, broke femur, tibia and fibia. Was Lifeflighted to a hospital, Had to do a fasciotomy (cut open to relieve pressure and swelling) and had to have an external fixator so my shit grew back correctly. I think a total of 8 major surgeries, around 6 months of external fixator and a shit ton of physical therapy. Totally fine bow though.
0/10, would not recommend
i got tired of speeding tickets after i replaced it with an 06 325i and got popped for 145 in a 55. im into offroad shit now i drive a lifted jeep set up to go fast in the desert. no speed limits and no rules.
>show me that you are a reckless idiot who works at a very shitty job that requires you to put high danger on your health
>show me that you are a violent criminal who got his ass kicked
try to go to a decent job's interview and ask them what they think of scars
Scar from surgery after a couple of motherfuckers broke my wrist in three pieces in a robbery attempt
Just fell into metal pipe and luckly it wasn't deep and only scrached.
Got to use what I got. And its not like I go around to each girl screaming "look at my scar!". They come up to me and ask about it. I'm sorry you have to actually try and get them to talk to you. Must be dreadful
Scar from bike collision with car,
Brake level went into hand at top, Came out in wrist.