Let's do this. Find the nearest book to you, and open to page 94. 3rd Sentence explains your sex-life. I'll start
>Then imagine the one and only flat plane that constitutes the case between the infinite number of closed and open surfaces.
-Physics for the Rest of Us, Roger S. Jones
>[His] parents seemed more worried about [her] safety than her own mother, but [he] had a lot to do with that since his natural response was to argue with anything they said.
-Small Steps, Louis Sachar
I can see how that would make sense....lel
Taken out of context, it seems like a rape scene or something...
>Maybe one night when you dozing in that wagon flicking flies and swallowing spit, maybe i'll just tip on up here with some kerosene and -- who knows -- you may make the brightest flames of them all
Probably so, and that seems like an...interesting book.
"The tasteless air, the pallid misery of dawn soaking through the tent walls, etching the silhouettes of insects:every detail howled its mundane truth"
Well not sure what to make of that
"It was a long and irregular process marked by setbacks such as the siege of Patras in 806, when Arab pirates linked up with rebellious Slavs to threaten the city"
Judith Herrin Byzantium
Gives you a preview of what you're gonna get.
In some of the sessions, a "COEX transmodulation" can be observed, namely, a shift from the hegemony of one negative system to that of another.
-Realms of the Human Unconscious, Dr. Stanislav Grof.
Kate Bush's Before The Dawn Tourbook only has 62 pages
That's okay, then.
-Pro PHP: Patterns, Frameworks, Testing and more, Kevin McArthur
> Pizzara had discovered a vast, wealthy civilization based upon tax-paying peassents, had acquired the proper licenses for its plunder, had informed the local ruler of the new power structure and of his obligation to submit, had succesfully carried out a massive shock and awe campaign after the ruler's refusal, and now held the same ruler hostage, whom the rest of the empire's inhabitants appeared to be continuing to obey.
- The Last days of the Incas, Kim macquarrie
So, what does this mean?
I rather enjoy my Physics books.
>The Universe is my waifu
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I have been "lurking" (as you nerds put it) on this terrible website for months compiling data for a book I'm publishing about the dangerous patriarchal underbelly of the internet; What I have discovered during my time here fills me with nausea and rage.
The media-at-large have been monitoring this cesspool for some time now. From child pornography to submitting evidence of murder to the illegal proliferation of nude photographs of celebrities and girlfriends, your pathetic little secret club has been exposed for the rotting tumor on society it is.
The United States Federal government has been working in tandem with overseas and international law enforcement organizations to aggressively pursue and shutter websites such as this and bring and complicit perpetrators to justice.
Consider this a warning you miserable worms. Your time is coming.
im usually a lurker, but i felt obligated to make this post because of how unusual the content of the 3rd sentence in the nearest book to me is and how so unfortunately relevant and true it is to my own sex life.
"Apparently, it was not enough."
-Angels and Demons, Dan Brown
to add an even more odd flare to this finding, the 2 preceding sentences that begin the page read:
"Victoria felt like she'd been stabbed. 'But . . . we took every caution.' "
i hope somebody enjoyed reading this post as much as i enjoyed posting it. just, what are the odds, really?
>But she was still bothered, without being quite sure why.
>It is remarkable that Bede, who is usually scrupulous in using only Christian exemples to illustrate his prosodic rules and stylistic rulings, has opted for a relatively lenghty quotation from a pagan author.
Milk is not a natural food for adults; it must have seemed queer stuff to take at first; and it may have been only after much breeding that a continuous supply of milk was secured from cows and goats.
-The Outline of History- H.G. Wells
Oh, you are just a treat...
Maybe she wants YOU to be swimming in her.
>swimming in da pussy
"Journalize each transaction including explanations."
Horngren's Accounting Tenth Edition
> I had soon dressed, as well as I was able, in clothes of my own size; had soon passed through the house, where Bradshaw stared and drew back at seeing Mr. Hyde at such an hour and in such a strange array; and ten minutes later, Dr. Jekyll had returned to his own shape, and was sitting down, with a darkened brow, to make a feint of breakfasting.
Stevenson and his triathlon sentences..
- The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
>Soldiers of the 45th Illinois honeycombed a hillside near the Shirley House with bombproof shelters to protect themselves during Rebel shelling.
-The Civil War: An Aerial Portrait
>The Two Towers
"Thus spoke a forgotten poet long ago in Rohan, recalling how tall and fair was Eorl the Young, who rode down out of the North; and there were wings upon the feet of his steed, Felarof, father of horses."
>The introduction describes the state at the start of the report the state that created the need for the study and report now that the new results have been added to the knowledge base.
-Writing in the sciences Ann M. Penrose
>"And suddenly there came into my head the memory of the meat I had seen in the Under-world."
The Time Machine, H. G. Wells
The "logic" for using 7/2 as a coefficient is that there were seven oxygen atoms on the right-hand side of the equation, but only a pair of oxygen atoms (O2) on the left.
Principles of Chemistry
> At the age of nineteen, if I remember the person and the conversation correctly, I realised that sex was about the quality of your enjoyment and that doesn't always mean coming.
- The Intimate Adventures of a London Call Girl, Belle de Jour
>He caught one by the legs, another by the shoulders, another by the pouch, another by the scarf, and the poor wretch who had probed him with his staff he hooked up by the codpiece; which was, however, a great stroke of luck for him, for it broke an ulcerous lump which had been torturing him ever since they had passed Ancenis.
-The Most Fearsome Life of the Great Gargantua
Welp, that's pretty fucked up.
>"In addition to fat and water content, the intensity of all MRI images depends on the number of meaurable protons in the sample, called the proton density."
-Neuroanatomy through Clinical Cases, Hal Blumenfeld
Let it be known throughout the land: Asian women (especially Japanese) are the most beautiful women.
Recently, the density of basaltic and hydrous andesitic melts has been measured at pressures to 20kb (Fujii and Kushiro, 1977; Kushiro, 1978b).
- Physics of Magmatic Processes, R.B. Hargraves.
As to how that pertains to my sex life, I'm scared and confused...
That here one has to deal not with a party but with a
doctrine which must of necessity lead to the destruction of
entire mankind, this one understood the less as one did not
hear it in the Jew-infested universities, and as otherwise
only too many of our higher officials, particularly, out of
idiotic conceit, inculcated in them by education, did not
think it worth the trouble to pick up a book and to learn
something which did not belong in the curriculum of their
"Because cubes are defined by three different sets of parallel planes that intersect at 90 degree angles, cleavage is described as three directions of cleavage that meat at 90 degrees"
Geology text book for college. Not really sure what to make of it.
>Once reading he won't pay attention to anything, laughs once in a while, tries very hard to tell mother a story she doesn't want to hear.
Diary of Anne Frank, had to translate this from Dutch
its a book teaching japanese people about african american slang. nigger talk. the first one is in japanese but it means
"did you have fun at the party last night?" "oh yeah, that was joint."
just call me jack sparrow cuz im a pussy pirate.
>*According to the SPREP study, Papeete's "water is piped from many open, above-ground catchments that have uneven degrees of protection and control, and is often untreated and not potable."
Tahiti -Polynesia Handbook check em
>that was joint
>As of January 2010, a Somali armed with an axe and a knife broke into the home of Kurt Westergaard, who had drawn the picture of Muhammed with a bomb in his turban.
>You can't read this book - Nick Cohen
So it's the Muslim's fault I can't get laid
The use of the little finger, described above, has been a closely guarded by first rank [card] men but, good as that method is, the one now to be described is far superior from every point of view
- Expert Card Technique: Close up Table Magic
> 3. Heat a little oil in a frying pan and add the onions.
The game was so fast, so exhilarating, and so unlike anything they'd ever seen before that their facial responses hardly did it justice.
From "Console Wars", by Blake Harris.
This sentence refers to people's responses to Sonic The Hedgehog being shown to them for the first time.
>But this is impossible since SINR1(B'1) corresponds to the maximum SINR realizable at bandwidth B'1 with energy E'1, and hence performance at a lower bandwitdh B1 with the same energy cannot exceed it.
Waveform Diversity Theory & Application by Unnikrishna Pillai, Ke Yong Li, Ivan Selesnick and Braham Himed
I'm not sure how to feel about this.
>Feistel refers to this as the ideal block cipher, because it allows for the maximum number of key mappings from the plaintext block.
Cryptography and Network Security by William Stallings.
>mfw my sex life is an ideal fucking block cipher.
>hemolytic uremic syndrome
>The Queen is valued thirty thousand strong,
>And Somerset, with Oxford, fled to her:
>If she have time to breathe, be well assured
>Her faction will full as strong as ours.
From Shakespeare's King Henry VI Part III
>Long before the project was formally approved by regional authorities, news of the opening of the course spread throughout the taiga, and each region was eager to have its own feldshers.
-Ivan Ivanovich, Antonina Кортауеva
My sexual teachings are so popular it becomes a federal course for Slavs across the taiga. Feels good.