no she fucked another dude and i realized, you're the only girl for me
I've been crying over you for hours now, I need you here... Right now in my arms
Someone plz save me and stop all of this right now I'm fucking dying
The chemistry is all gone. It feels nowhere near as good as when I was with you. I know this is kind of douchey after all thats happened, but I really want another chance with you.
OP PLEASE TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE BEEN ON THE PHONE FOR SO LONG
I'm confused is blue a girl and grey a man or both transsexual shit what the fuck is eli male, female?
congratulations you have achieved maximum fagdom you are now the king of 4chun
We kissed in front of cashman, my mother's dick. (Sometimes my mother is my father too, I hope you remember)
Dubs told me to tell her where. I told her and SHES TRYING TO CALL ME
I want to say something before this whole thing gets out of control. In 1967, in the hot desert sun, a woman gave birth to a boy in the back of old pick up. She was a whore. She left the boy at a local church. The father at the church didn't like children, but he knew that being a disciple of the bible he couldn't possibly not take the small kid. Instead he ended up taking out his frustration on the boy. At the age of three, the boy was forced to use the toilet. Let me tell you the little fell into his own pile of poop more than once. By the age of 5, the boy the boy was reading the bible and chopping wood for the fire. Despite the father's harsh character, the boy loved him and thought of him as his true father. By the age of seven the father raped him three times. The boy ran away. He survived four days in the desert by eating cactus and scorpions. He was finally found by a drug cartel boss, who took the boy in. Mr. Sanchez was his name, and he was immediately impressed by the boys intelligence and grown up attitude. Mr. Sanchez provided the boy with an education at a private prep school and a nice house. The boy had sex for the first time when he was 12, the next year he graduated high school. He was the school's star running back. The boy was lost, although he liked Mr. Sanchez, he never thought of him as his father. The boy went to India, were he became a spiritual leader of a large tribe of farmers. With his power he turned the several plots that each tribe member had into a large corporate farm and became a millionaire. His assets grew as he bought into other successful start ups. He often got ahead in business with his great leadership abilities, but once in a while he used violence. This was India after all.
just say you're at work/school/church/grandmas funeral/Auschwitz
By the time he was 22, the boy had all the money he would ever need. So he bought a yacht and traveled the world for 10 years. For 10 years he visited every major port, slept with girls from every country imaginable, and tried every drug ever made (by nature and by man). When he was 33, he was walking on a beach in French Guiana when he met a girl of Irish - Native American decent. She bared his seed. It was boy, perfect health. He moved them to Argentina, then London, and eventually Vermont. The man was 45 now, he has seen everything, accomplished everything, tried everything. He skied down the Swiss Alps, been at the North Pole, swam with hammerheads, everything! Yet he has never done one simple thing that we all take for granted every day, he met his father. He never played catch with his father, he never talked about women with his father. He never would. He died at the age of 63 when his parachute didn?t open when he was base jumping from Dagger Mountain in Washington, USA. Over three thousand people attended his funeral.
I know what you are thinking. How does this story relate to me? Well I want you to go all the way back to the beginning of the story and remember the woman who gave birth to this incredible boy. You are like this woman. You are like this women because you are a whore.
I can't talk on the phone right now. I'm a wreck. you wouldn't be able to understand me through all the sobbing. come to me baby. come my beautiful phoenix and rekindle the terrific love we once had!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would totes let hitler fuck my anus... just saying, so... will you be with me again, I miss you and love you like no one else, I will love you until the sun sets on the English Empire
Told her that Cashman was gonna be what she was gonna be yelling in bed. Wat do now? I wanna hang up.
Cashman here again, want 2 fuck, I'll pay u, how much 4 ur pussy
tell her you wanna fuck her with your sloth shlong
I TOLD HER WE BROKE UP LET ME GO /B/ let me tell her the truth