GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER I AM A MEDIFAG THIS ISNT THE FIRST TIME ITS HAPPENED TO SOME FUCKING IDIOT GET THERE NOW AND THEY CAN SAVE YOUR DICK IF ITS BEEN 20 MINUTES GO YOU FUCKING FAGGOT RUN
OP HERE, I CALLED AN AMBULANCE AND THEY SHOULD BE HERE SOON!
So hows your day?
Not OP, just reposting from other thread to show he's alive
Dude, just un rap the fucking tape and use some small scissors to cut it off... If there is a women in you vacinity use the shit in her makeup bag to cut that shit it will fit ez mode.
OP IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET THIS THING OFF READ THIS:
1) if the head of your penis is some what soft when you compress it there may be a chance you can compress your penis GENTLY and applying gradual pressure until it becomes flaccid enough
2) cut off the tape with a knife (sawing motion)
your erection should break the last bit of plastic on there
3) (the /b/ option) use a lighter to melt the plastic
4) use an ice bath
why dident he just carefully cut off the white thing with a handsaw?
Please take a photo of their faces when they come to your house i beg you
I wish you a successful and safe recovery, 30 min is the warning time for cock rings so you might be ok.
OP you're a fucking idiot. All you had to do was cut it off. It would have taken literally 2 minutes. Now you're going to look like an idiot AND have to pay like 150 dollars to shitty hospital because I'm pretty sure your insurance doesn't cover "things getting stuck on dick"
Oh my God. I legitimately cannot feel my sides anymore. I hurt
i got a question, how is it that blood can get into his dick at the point that it's too tight, but not also come out at that same point? I mean why is it only one way, there should be a bit of wiggle room just before it's too tight, right? so he should be able to lose his boner (even if slowly) without cutting cock off?
>3) (the /b/ option) use a lighter to melt the plastic
rolling for this
>implying small scissors could cut it off. You're retarded.
>Paramedic: What the fuck happened here?
>OP: I got bored and was looking at feet...
>mfw the ambulance staff see this
>MFW Tapedick 2015
>MFW THis thread
>TFW Youll never be tapedick
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FILM THE EMT WHEN THEY GET IN!
TAPEDICK LIVES!!!!!!!!!!! And you actually called the medifags? Congrats! You might live yet.
TOASTIN IN AN EPIC BREAD
this whole thread right now, I'm glad I was a part of it
op's got a bone to pick with the trolls in this thread
Posting in epic bread, fuck you Emerson.
OP went from a faggot to a legend in 15 mins.
WE'RE GOING TO NEED A NEW THREAD PRETTY SOON.
MRW this and the other thread.
>leftshark king of /b/ 2015
>tapedick god of OP's 2015
If dubs, you have to have anal sex with the paramedics
EMT's still not here.
So my friends believe that it's me
"My names Smough BTW"
>Spend roll by taping dick on hardboard taped to leg taped to bed to secure maximum stability
>Slowly and with steady grip cut off thin plastic tube
>Rejoice while smearing bread slice to crotch butter screaming FREEDOM!!!
>Fap and eat but never forget this glorious day
Pro tip: wait for emt arrival to proceed on last step
QUICK!! KEEP DRESSING IT UP UNTIL EMTS ARRIVE!!!
lol why don't you just unwrap the tape and cut the cardboard you idiot
Why hasn't OP taken all the tape off the spool making the ring weak and easily broken off when wet?
Oh yeah, because OP is a troll & a faggot.
Anonymous 02/23/15(Mon)21:32:17 No.600177286 ▶
The one time OP wasn't a fag and he turns out to be a gayfag...
the funny part is that it was me and I'm not OP
Tapedick, PLEASE try your best to make your dick look like this
yeah you beta faggots get out there and cut some plastic like a true alpha before you die a virgin
you dick is going to look like a deflated balloon after this.
Wow the day a Gayfag op was not a faggot, God Teir Threead
FUCK YOU AND YOUR GAY SHIT
It looks like you were playing ring around the dick!