Can we get a scam/stealing thread going?
>bonus points for tutorials
That's a nice guy putting a free laptop in someones car.
>>bonus points for tutorials
what the fuck do you think, that getting free shit when you're conning the system isn't stealing?
they weren't giving you it
you were taking it
with your false papers you printed out
you're as much of a nigger as me
>but you're in denial
pic is how i got my nic fix for a good month before they wised up
Google 'burglar' or 'thief'
White people are fucking dangerous and will steal your shit.
I still have a ton of those saved on my ipod. No joke the runescape coupons made membs $1 and made me millions on rs and Prolly $100. I'd trade one membs card for like ~5M (back in 2010-2012).
Let’s play a fun game. Just go to Google and type in the name of the city where you live followed by “top ten most wanted.” It will be educational to see the racial makeup of the top criminals in your city. I Googled my city of Dallas to see how many of our top 10 criminals are white males like in the ADT commercials. Well…what do you know??? Not one! Four blacks and 6 Mezcans! But Dallas Police have Juan Valdez on the list. I guess he was selling bad Colombian coffee. I bet you’ll have the same results if you try our new Google game in your town!
Pure Silver sells at 12.40 an ounce, and that's the Jew price, so there's no way a thief can turn that shit over quick enough and at a good enough price to make it worth the risk.
Watch "Street Thief" on Netflix nigger
Seriously, teaches you a lot about the trade.
Thiefs is Europe use jammers to prevent people from locking their cars and then they just steal whatever's inside.
You'd expect people to be careful but most folks don't even notice they left their cars unlocked.
Most american car key remotes work on 315.000Mhz.
I often walk out of stores with clothes with no ink tags underneath my other clothes. As long as they don't check how many items you have when you go in the dressing room and you're not a dumbass, you're golden. Stole a $100 suit jacket from a department store, easy as pie. $50 pair of leather gloves. Often take robitussin from walmart, it's a fun high. And I'm not a nigger. Just poor college student.
>attempts to use Thief
>only manages Knock Off
Only a black hole can steal time. Black holes are the ultimate niggers.
Saw this today. Maybe this can help you out. Seems legit.
My tutorial of how I used to steal
>be normal looking (suit if possible)
>go into central places
>supermarkets are easiest
>if places have more than one exit is best
>richest areas supermarkets have less security as they don't want posh people feeling like scum
>pick stuff up, walk out like you've paid already, no one questions that especially if you're presentable
Another tip, holidays are good. One because they're busy, two because I used to steal £50 champagne paired with a £40 box of chocolates three times a day for a week around valentines day about two years ago
Also if you're caught walking out without paying but haven't left the store it's not theft, don't admit you weren't going to pay, just innocently say "I just need to go to the cash machine" or whatever. If you've already left and they've stopped you it is theft, depending on how far from the store you are try saying you're looking for a cash machine, if you're quite far from the store just deny having been to their store. In Australia and the UK they have to have maintained visual contact of you the entire time since you left the store otherwise you could have gotten those things somewhere else. I know that sounds weird but most security aren't allowed to even touch you especially if they aren't on their premises anymore
I do this at Target with their t-shirts
Yeah they're ten bucks but I'm broke and can walk out with three on
They also sell keys to take the ink tags off stuff in the mall, the stores rely on those tags so stealing is easy as fuck because they're not looking for you
Need a hard drive? Buy an external from Walmart. Open it, remove the drive, hot glue some rocks/pennies/ball bearings/whatever in there, close it up and return it. I have 5 free TB
Do this every so often, and it works a treat. Normally I ask for a replacement, then gift it to a friend. That only really works with games though; most of my friends wouldn't want any of the other stuff I buy.
Another trick to get more shit gratis is to complain that consumables (trash bags, cat food) was damaged or spoiled when you got it. They've never asked for proof and they happily despatch me a full replacement set, even if only one of the items was 'damaged'.
I once stole from the elderly.
>>Printed out red cross receipts and (you can get them by donating or buying on the website) clothing with tags and logo's.
>>Go to elderly home and tell them would they wish to donate to a good cause.
>>mfw by the end of the day what they 'donated' nearly $200
>i work at a gamestore, so easier for me.
>I buy preowned consoles games.
>clean them up to look new.
>reseal them with machine at work.
>sell them as "brand new" either in store or online
I actually used to work as Blockbusters before they went bust. I was 18 at the time, and used to buy pre-owneds, resurface them and get clean cases out etc, clean sleeves with artwork, all sorts of shit, then go sell them brand new at a rival store across town that was near where I lived. In the year and a half to two years I worked there I made I'd say...five thousand bucks total? Not bad for a college student earning minimum wage I guess.
lol every kickstarter is a scam. just get an idea, bullshit out production etc. then say due to financial reasons, under budgeting, money for kickstarter has run out. close business. keep money
No kind sir. I am appalled that you would even bring race into this situation. Do not be such a bigot, and if you cannot stop using such harsh words, please find your way out. Everyone knows that African Americans steal at the exact same rate as everyone else, except the Jews.
Dude selling that shit is so fucking easy. There's always some kid that wants to buy like 50 of them. Back when I was selling addys my record was selling 180 of them in 5 min (to friends). It's college dipshit, everyone wants that shit
It probably doesn't work, but whatever here's a tutorial
again, nobody in this country has ever heard of RiRis, so it's like introducing a new product into the market, that's why it's not that easy going solo
you gotta make a name for the product you're selling, otherwise, offering some candy isn't going to do much
> Used to work at hmv
For those of you who don't know what hmv is its a company that sells dvds and cds that will probably burn to the ashes of bankruptcy soon enough but anyways
> work receiving shifts in the back room
> usually I'm aloud to take cds off of the sales floor and into the back to listen to or re price.
> one day realize that since supervision is shit and the store had no security cameras I go out on the floor and grab a few cds I want to "listen" to in the back
> coworkers don't even notice cause they all have shot they're doing in other areas
> take cds into back room and make sure noone else is around
> stuff them in my coat pockets.
> go home feeling like a nig.
Also took some candy and headphones.
national health ministry has only approved RiRi and Conc. imports
stupid pharmacy guy got impressed when my first time i was cashing in for two RiRi boxes
>are you gonna take all that?
fucking idiot , it's two doses per day, fucking pleb
1. Find a supermarked with a d-it-yourself-checkstand like this:
2. Buy a bottle of water that that hase the same weight as the most expensive bottle of whiskey
3. Detach the barcode from the water and keep it
4. Go back to the place, put your barcode on the original one of the whiskey
5. Get your groceries and pay like everyone else
6. Sell the whiskey online and do it again from time to time
>Be kid in primary school
>No use for money my parents buy me everything
>Teacher keeps a small pot of £'s on his desk
>It's savings for school trips
>On breaks i would put my lunch box back in my bag and steal some money from the tin whilst nobody is around
>One day kid walks in on me
>told him i was just looking at the pictures we drew
>one day teacher finds me with £10 in my pocket
>told him i found it
>he takes it away
>take double that next time
I was literally rich as a kid and my parents thought i was just real good at saving pocket money. Fuck money is easy to take when you are just a kid.
a friend of mine that I'd known for about 5 yrs came crying to me, that he father was abusing her mother, she wanted to give her mother a new home..free from her father... so I built her mom a new house with my savings, and said I would do it if we had sex.. I'm still waiting for the sex.. :(
>link your account with paypal and get 1 month free
>Place all your music in a playlist and make it public
>when spotify expires create a new account and repeat the paypal step
>Creating an accouny takes a mere 5 minutes
I do that a lot with wine. A bottle weighs about the same as a litre of soda so I just scan the soda twice and put the bottle down. Works best if you're really flustered looking and gave arms full of shopping; easier to "scanned it wrong by mistake" if you're challenged.
Yeah,thats right, alcoholics are the main target here...
Do you even know what how much a good bottle of +20 years old irish Whiskey costs?
We're not talking about Jack Daniels here
so you want to be a small time crook anon?
things you can do.
>find a target neighborhood, ideally not too close to you
>go there between 3:30 and 4 am
>find unlocked car
>less than 3 minutes rumage
>obv places, center console, glove compartment cigarette case
>people leave laptops, cds, all sorts of shit in their cars, take it
>be quick and get home
>if you get sketched out, run and hide
>breaking eye contact is always key to escape
you can make hundreds of bucks a night at times with this, or just some spare drinking cash when you are out at a random part of town.
not enough cash for you? why not consider moving into the drug game. that one is easy if you have the client base
>socialize and make connections
>save up and buy bulk
>sell to who you trust
>drugs sell themselves
how about more money more quickly?
have a partner in crime? know a local drug dealer that makes good money?
>purchase drugs from them a few times, get a feel for how much they have how they do business etc
>get homie and ski mask and gun
>steal drugs and money
>watch your ass
niggers complaining about newfags not helping newfags become crims.
No. Walked a few kilometers with some friends a few years ago at like 2am to try it because we thought Walmart would call the cops if they saw us doing it during the day time (was underage b& back then)
Got a pickpocket tutorial somewhere..
Want it or nah?
most of the store theft seems to be covered.
>stick to big stores
>case the joint
>dont be an idiot
>dont be a nigger
stealing in other places.
everything is a scam. at a random party with random people?
>go to bathroom
>people keep awesome drugs in medicine cabinets
and on that note
>poke around rooms
>never more than 40 seconds
>always lean door so its almost closed behind you
>"sorry, i got lost. nice room" if you get caught
>wallets usually by bed or tv if in room
on drug dealing, an other anon already covered getting yourself a scrip and selling it so there is that. other scams?
>buy large soda from fast food
no faggot, use, your head. from the chase. i didnt think i needed to be that specific. stop arguing semantics and kill yourself.
burglary. do you have a garage remote? does your comrade?
>drive around neighborhoods for a few hours and find ones they open
>pay attention so you dont draw attention from residents
>come later, 5 minutes to jack shit
>power tools etc easy to sell
then theres regular theft, usually done locally (aka shit/nigger tier) but sometimes it works.
>you know your neighbors and neighborhood
>"pretty stand up guy" "nothing of note"
>wait until like, wedsday at 11 am or some average time when people are at work
>test back window/sliding doo
>go to a business
>offer to help them for a set amount of money
>do this for 50yrS
>retire, buy island, live in paradise
its easy as piss and your help costs nothing to you! Just dont tell the business lol easily best scam ever