ITT I will solve all of your problems with women
>I seriously cum to fast. Sometimes I can't even get it up when I'm with a hot woman because I feel like I'm just gonna blow my load right away.
I like a hippie girl, but she is a hippie
1200 000 kr ( 138946 € )
I'm in love with a girl I'll never see again. Havn't seen her in 16 months. I sleep around a lot and girls fall in love with me but I end up hurting them because I just cannot fall in love with them.
None, I'm rich
You're under 25 and shouldn't be in a fucking relationship. Haven't you read my book?
No, you're daddy's fucking trust fund lap dog. Go out and do something with your life and I don't give a fuck what it is.
Look here you bunch of fucking degenerates. Never get into a relationship until you've either finished university and started a real career or have started a real career anyway. That means you need to be at least 25 years old before you start a relationship or fucking ask me for advice about one.
If you're under 25 and are in a relationship, you need to dump that bitch and focus on your career. Women age like milk while men age like wine. You'll thank me in 20 years.
But I like drugs. I had a girl like that. She wanted to marry me, have my baby and cook while I go to Uni. I dumped her
I still work sometimes because I want to earn the money I spend myself.
Put in in your 401k or use it for a down payment on a house. Stop fucking spending your money on drugs, video games, or what ever the fuck else you worthless degenerates spend money on these days.
>the gf of 3 years is just now getting jealous that im bestfriends with a woman that i dated years ago, and its stupid because we see eachother like siblings
ITT beta males ask an alpha male for relationship and sex advice
So, you focused on your career when evrybody else was just "running after girls". Now you wonder whether that made you happy. You're an ugly motherfucker and you think you know woman because you can pay any whore.
That's right, buddy. Do you know how many girlfriends I've had from 20 years ago who call me up now that they've had kids and have been divorced 2 or 3 times? It happens every week.
Virgin. Not awkward or ugly just never got around to it. Meet this chick, ok looking, all good all night. Go to the night club. Get too drunk with my bros. Take pills. Woke up outside dominoes.
And you guys wont believe how many roodypoos he taps on the daily, this guy is a champ, god among men
Hes The Peoples Champion.
stop taking drugs and drinking too much; that's what losers do. Do you want to end up like your loser teenage buddies or fuck hot women?
From now on you never have more than 3 drinks in a bar and never, ever buy a drink for a woman.
What a generous alpha male you are. turning down 10/10s and shit.
Look, I'll go ahead, travel, study philosophy, politics and economics, sleep with girls and fall in love. If I dpn't die somewhere in some dark alley, I'll make a career.
>Am allready with a guy,
>Am bifag neeeeddddd pussssaaay
> guy is very protective
>focus on your career
>make six figures
>money = happiness
Dude you're a fucking joke. Fucking 9s is cool and all but if you want love your partner shouldn't give a fuck about how much money you make. This guy is a fucking hack. Young anons don't listen to him.
Since tom isnt a specialist in men (surprising i know) id say either leave em or ask for a threesome... Or a break
Overprotection is them scared of being left alone so if they are in on it..
My family is religious Christian fucks, but I'm gay and have come out to everybody but them, they'll disown me if they find out I'm gay. I want to come out to them becuase family.
Currently working as a consultant $250,000/year, but I have ~$12,000,000 in the bank mainly from investments.
Family will always be there for you, and if they arent then they arent worth your time or energy, doit and remember the lgbt community is always helpful.... Unless your on tumblr then they will hang you for not being trans
ITT men know that dating equals porking and men ask me for help with that
ive been talking to this 15 y.o girl and we like each other and stuff but its illegal.. plus it sometimes gets awkward when we talk because the only thing we can relate is comics and anime.. but she like my stupidity.
im a neet, cant even function right in society.
in college (though in same town), dating girl since high school who i'm not really attracted to, like her more as a friend. agreed to date as to not make her feel bad, hard for me to find a good way or time to get out of it, because she's very caring, nice, and smart.
student, but get refund money from scholarships, do freelance work, fam support. ~3.5k
All you autistic faggots think getting laid is so difficult when in reality it's probably one of the easiest things to do.
>lazy overweight gas station attendant gets more ass than you deal with it
>>Worse acne scars than Skrillex
gf of 1.5yrs hates my guts coz she caught me with a few tabs of acid when i said i didnt have anymore. i havent seen her for 2 weeks but we still txt. We both still say we love each other but she says she cant trust me until i go see a counsellor. can we work it out?
>Annual Income: around $16,000 (still at uni)
dump her ass before she dumps you. You're far too young to be worried about getting trapped in a relationship and should instead be fucking younger college girls instead. Do this until you're 25 and then you can think about relationships or marriage.
She's my step-sister, she's in Australia. She'll be coming back in a couple of months.
I'm in United British Isles Crumpet Long Live Top Hats Pip-pip Cheerio Land of the Britfags
Help me, wizard.
>I am sociable in real life, good st talking and stuff. Im fine at texting too, but when i talk over the phone/ on skype i find it really awkward. I can only talk about factual stuff like work or whatever - i am too uncomfortable to make jokes and stuff
This wouldnt be so much of a problem, but im in a longdistance relationship, so skype is pretty damn important.
I am 18 years old. In london. No income.
Fellow anon I'm about to graduate and try to get into consulting. What type of consultant are you and did you like the first few years out of college for it?
Soon to be environmental consultant for KPMG
Do you have a boyfriend? Is there some reason you "have" to come out?
>I have a job, alongside a new start-up company
>She's hot and flirty as fuck
If any anon whants the TL;DR of that tom is going to say:
If ur not making six figures/not25 or have no career dont worry about women
If they are too much to handle, leave em
And do what is moraly correct aslong as u benifit from it
> dated around and fell in love with a girl in college. Lasted two years. Eventually we grow apart but still have serious feelings I haven't had with other girls.
>NYC she's in DC
>fluctuates, IB for GS (Goldman) and I'm soon to be partner.
Been in two other relationships mate. The spark isn't there.
Body count isn't an issue. Girls flock to GS employees so I'm sure mines higher than hers.
Now give real advice shitlord. Every situations different.
You want to be 50 years old, making 6 figures, and fucking 22 year old recent graduates. You don't want to be fucking married at 35 to a 33 year old and getting zero pussy because you've been married for more than a year. Trust me, I was married twice.
Oh tom, i hope you appreciate me helping ylu with the ones you couldnt or didnt know how to anwser, im staying up very late for this, to help you ofcourse
Here have a laugh