What would you guys do if you could freeze time?
i said that i would go to a high school fuck the hottest teacher, give her a cream pie and unfreeze so the jizz drips infront of everyone and she gets hella embarrassed
[spoiler] Fuck all girls, steal money [/spoiler]
I guess everybody would wake up one day with a slit throat. Unless i age during a time stop. Then I guess I just live out my life in a time stop travelling and living off other peoples shit.
Assuming I could also unfreeze time? Would be tempting to rape, but I probably wouldn't because morality.
I would just use it to get places 'instantly' most of the time. Would take an extra hour in the morning before work or so to chill, maybe go for a walk.
It would be impossible not to use it in fights to fuck people up. Stop them mid punch then just get behind them, rock the kidneys a few times, punch them in the face, leave, then unfreeze.
I wonder how long it would take for people to figure out that time was freezing though? You could get away with it forever if you never did anything too public. If you went around cumming inside people though they would fucking notice.
yeah you can freeze and unfreeze time whenever you want.
ive already thought of rape and stuff and fucking every bitch in school but i thought the teacher want was pretty funny
>I wonder how long it would take for people to figure out that time was freezing though?
Probably about as soon as you froze time on camera. You'd have to restart time in the exact position, or there'd suddenly be a jump in the picture.
Would I age during these time freezes?
Can I alter things? Like open doors? Turn a water faucet on? In it's most basic form, freezing time would just make it possible for me to freeze a moment for everyone, including myself. My body would be immobile, but I would be aware. Come on OP, clarify this scenario goddamnit
If I age, then I wouldn't do it, it would add up.
If not, then we are in business.
I would never be late for anything, I could literally never miss a deadline.
I'd do some of the sexual shit too, yeah but probably not to much, because of moral reasons. Also, i think you exaggerate how awesome that would be, it'd get boring fast.
I'd steal a shitload of stuff though, save tons of money on groceries. Also I'd mess with people
I wouldn't fuck with people too much, I'm not really on bad terms with anyone right now so there's no one I'd really want to fuck with. I would probably just steal a lot. Anything I could physically get access to would be as good as mine.
I often think about how cool it would be to freeze time, but the more I think about it the more I realise that actually freezing time would create a lot of problems, for example when time is frozen that means that all matter is no longer and can no longer move, which means the air is too dense to move through, and even if you could you would create a total vacuum which when time restarted you would create a sonic boom. Anything you touch would be hit by something moving faster than light and would probably explode (you might even split atoms). Because you are moving faster than light, then light probably wouldn't enter into your eyes so you would be blind, all vibrations have stopped so you'd be deaf to anything the isn't happening inside your head, and you'd probably sheer your skin off just by moving.
But ignoring that I'd probably wander around inside people's houses and go through their stuff because I'm a nosy fuck.
>Steal all the money and gold i could.
>Be hella rich and live in luxury.
>Suddenly the IRS starts looking into my accounts and money movements.
>Oh shit, i'm so foking done.
>Go to court.
>Sentenced to 15 years in prison.
>Make a friend named Red in prison.
>Talk him about Zihuatanejo.
>Get cuck'd and abused by the prison governor.
>Finally, snap my shit and freeze time again.
>Exit the prison through the fucking door.
>Steal massively again, got to Zihuatanejo, fucki mexican bitches while waiting for Red.
do whatever I want when I want, extra time for everything you usually lost time on, also steal cigarettes, food, beer; and weed or any drug I want from local dealers, I could study two university degree freezing the time while I spent the day playing vidya so people will think I am a genius, win every fight being more quick than opponent, inmunity to noticed bullets as I can dodge them and much much more...
Control time even if it's only freeze or unfreeze = you become god
>also fuck all the bitches I want, legal or not iykwim
Oh my fucking god, you need a basic history or archeology course. The Iron age lasts from about 500 BC to about 1000 AD, there were no fucking cavemen during the iron age.
Doesn't work on /b/ anymore.. where you've come from m8
Learn everything I can (interlectually and physically, I got all the time in the world to train)
>be in Vegas
>wait for someone else to go All-In
>walk over to see his cards
>if he's got better cards, swap my cards with better cards from the deck
>walk back to my place
>freeze time in public area
>make tiny hole in every drink that I can see someone drinking
>"wtf, how am i getting coke on myself? Is there a whole in this can? How come i didn't notice that before"
>this happens x 100
hehehe...they never suspected a thing...
Better to just fold and only call all ins when your natural hand beats your opponent.
Fuck the deck switching and such... as everythings on camera it will be hard enough sitting back down in the exact spot and position as it is. Don't wanna glitch that matrix.
If I had the ability to stop time, I would become a porn star.
Why, you ask?
Well, right when I'm about to release my clam chowder all over my actresses face, I would freeze time and take a break.
Then after my break, I would dump some more baby-gravy on her face and freeze time again. I would keep doing this for what feels like centuries. Just thousands of times of me unfreezing long enough to dump mayonnaise and refreezing again.
Then after all of that time of releasin' the semen, I would unfreeze time. then lo and behold, the world's longest and most unexplainable moneyshot with the girl being buried in the Elmer's glue looking more like a sticky Jabba the Hutt type creature than a girl after the multiple houred length moneyshot.
To top it off, my hair and beard would continue to grow the whole time so as I'm spewing out this monumental load of gusher juice and my hair would gray as I aged away.
people would talk about the cumshot that changed the world for millenniums to come
this seems like the most easiest way to get the money
never unfreeze it.
Fuck whoever i want, when i want, everywhere on the fucking planet.
Eat whatever i would like.
Have some puppet master game, set people in awkward places/situations.
Act as a god, kill all those that seems dangerous to humanity.
And when i finally die, i would have impregnated millions of women, killed another million of assholes, and the whole civilisation would wander what in the actual fuck happened.
>freeze time ablility
>go to kentucky fried chicken
>if its perfect just eat it otherwise unfreeze time
>wait 5 mins
>check kfc again
>is it perfect than end
>else goto wait 5 mins
>freeze time in public area
>lick the palms of every person's hands in the area
>"ew, why are my palms to moist?"
> this happens x100
Fools, they'll never figure it out...
>make the world a better place by advancing our technology since I can study somethibg forever (that is on the basis that I dont age while time is frozen)
>then destry all the nukes
how they make food if time is frozen?
>freeze time in public area
>show up with some sort of shaving device
>pull everyone's pants down
>shave every crotch; man, woman and child (if it's a hairy child)
>pull everyone's pants back up
>nothing at first
>they go home and take a shower
>"wtf, i dont remember shaving my crotch, oh well whatever"
And none were the wiser....
that would take a lifetime of wanking.
nobody in 2015 is that committed.
you would probably get to the sperm bank, and guzzle all the samples like a horny slut taking jello shots at a frat party.
this is one of my favorite fantasies.
if i could freeze time i would unload about 50 bank vaults, stock pile an arsenal. fuck every last chick ive ever wanted to. have fun with people, i.e. take their clothes off and make orgy scenes at offices, pools, birthday parties, baby showers, post offices. and then create black mail evidence for added power. make the president goatse on national television.
fuck i would just do anything i wanted to.
It's not symptomatic of a need to attend a course in a classroom full of a bunch of faggots to learn something that could easily be learned in the comfort of one's home, for free.
that would take a lifetime of googleing, and sciencing.
>nobody in 2015 is that committed
Inb4 epic time stopping money-shot.
>freeze time in public area
>show up with dozens of nokia phones
>replace everyone's phone with a nokia brick thing
>"wtf, where is my iphone? Why do I have this brick thing now?"
>This happens x 100
>conspiracy revolving around nokia starts up
>people claim to have been brain-washed by nokia
>nokia sales/stock plummet
>buy as much nokia stock as I can
>freeze time whenever i see something bad going down
>go to scene of incident
>improve scene with nokia phones
>replace guns at muggings and robberies with nokia phones
>put out fires with piles of nokia phones
>during a car chase would jam nokia phones under the gas and brakes of offending driver's car
>nokia's reputation skyrockets
>stock worth billions
>live life on my own island with all wants and desires
Yeah i'd probably pedo it up in this bitch. That's not saying that I'd ever pedo it up irl, but lemme tell ya why. Thing is, I do have an age cut off, but if it weren't for social repercussions it'd be younger than most, and the ONLY reason is because I personally know some girls who are more physically developed than any girls their age should be, and who are more involved than any girls their age are supposed to be. Now, I wouldn't get physical with them in any circumstances in real life because i wouldn't want them to be in any way hurt or changed by my actions, but if I could stop time and have my fun without making any impact, sure, fuck yeah, i'd go for these girls, cuz even if they're not physically adults they're physically mature enough to trigger my adult mechanisms and turn me the fuck on. But, if my choices were to damage an underage girl or have my fun with a physically mature teacher who wouldn't be really too affected by my actions, I'd definitely take the teacher, because I did have this one teacher in highschool, and I know she wasn't entirely oblivious to how much we all adored her incredible body. I know she knows how much I stared at her when I stayed behind to take the test, alone, that I was out sick for originally, because i saw her looking back at me, and i saw her smirk. I know she knows I wanted her, especially because when I saw her at the mountain I work at she was all about smiling at me and making an impact. I guess though that's the advantage of hindsight, knowing how things are for sure without having to worry about why they might be that way.
>Enslave a cum scientist to do the work for you
>Enslave a cum scientist to do the work
>Enslave a cum scientist
you mean I should enslave you?
you will be my cum scientist anon.
Where does this leave you in terms of interacting with every day objects? For example, am I able to simply jump into a car and drive it, or will time being frozen prevent anything from working?
everything is usable its just people that freeze i guess i should of clarified it.
once the time is frozen everything is usable water can run and fire can breathe everything works if it doesn't have a pulse
lets all give OP a round of applause, this is his best thread he ever made. good job OP!
I certainly wouldn't do dumb shit like that which would get me caught.
I'd probably try to find a way to make money with the ability and not give myself away, and then just live like a king for the rest of my life. Maybe manipulate lottery results if possible.
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I would build a spaceship and explore the galaxy. I'd have infinite time at my disposal. I'd also solve most world problems by instantly inventing solutions to every contemporary problem and solve every war by taking away weapons and world hunger by insta feeding everyone, clean the ocean, air, etc. Shit man, I'd even have time to fuck your mom a trillion times and drown you in a sea of my own cum.
i said something similar to a friend.
i said i would go to a hospital and shit on everyones mouth so when they wake up or i freeze time they'd be like like dude wtf,
or and even sweeter idea that i jsut though shit on a newborn.
that would be pretty cool,
Find a guy you hate who's currently in a relationship. Freeze time when he's about to have sex. Jack him off and make him cum before he even touches the girl. Keep doing this untill the girl dumps him for being "extremly premature". Rumours will start spreading. He will forever be alone.
>man I fucking hate this guy
>I'll freeze time and jerk him off
>that'll show him
>Wait till summertime
>Steal the clothes from everyone who lives in my city
>Steal all the clothes from stores
>Steal all the clothes from houses
>Store all these clothes in a warehouse
>Burn down the warehouse
>City makes the news because no one wears clothes anymore
>Other cities follow suit
>Live in a world where everyone is naked
you guys are all faggots.
I would freeze time, and inject every neckbeard, brony, and furry with bath salts, paint their faces with walking dead style makeup, and clothe them in zombie garb. I would then gather supplies to live in a remote cabin for weeks, and soon after unfreeze time. while the rest of the world is fighting off giant hoardes of faggots, I'm browsing 4 chan and reading the comments.
you can keep your internet shekels,
in this hypothetical imaginary scenario, I am the one who clocks.
>can freeze and unfreeze time
>still goes to work
If you "froze time" if you even twitched a muscle you would disintegrate instantly causing a massive shockwave killing everyone for miles. Relatively you would be moving at close to the speed of light. The friction from the air would burn you up.
Nothing. I wouldn't be able to see because there'd be no light moving. I'd fly off the earth because momentum. It would be cold because of no heat transfer. Basically, physics would be fucked and I would die.