Be honest /b/ tards. Do you only come here for the repetitive porn threads? if not why do you come here?
>been on 4chan for about 4 years
>go on /b/ daily trying to find decent green text stories, troll threads and anything that will either make me think/laugh, sometimes the loyalty kik threads are decent and some YLYL
>go on everyday thinking "i wonder what /b/ has to offer today?"
>same cancerous gym threads with same picture everyday, same trap threads,perfect 10 threads and porn in general.
why you do this /b/?
It's an irredeemable shithole, but it's given me the most interesting things I've ever seen online over the years. I guess you just hope for one more stab at glory to arise.
If i want porn i got to /gif/ /hc/ /s/
i come to /b/ to find funny things to show a girl i like but don't have the courage to tell her and i think she only talks to me for the lols
if don't have these lols i have nothing
i depend on /b/ to make girl talk to me ):
This might not include you, Anon, but if everyone who complained about the lack of OC produced OC, there would be no complaints about the lack of OC..
/b/tards are the smartest people of any online community. Redditors are faggots, imgurians aren't even real humans and where else am I going to interact with people? 4chan is a legitimately great place for discussion because there isn't some faggy karma system. Most /b/tards are smart, too, so intelligent discussions are more prevalent. I dunno ive only been here two years.
>been here since cracky-chan
>got many laughs while feeling like a horrible human being
>see the quality of posts drop drastically
>realize that /b/ is taken over by kids
>now I come to see how fucked up this new generation is
There are no porno threads. Only dragon threads.
i blame the word 'edgy'
people who use it
and people who actually get butt-hurt being called it.
and people who think trolling is just shit posting
Memes killed it. They once nourished it, sustained it and helped it grow. Now, bloated on it's diet of sugary lightweight trash, it's become obese, bedridden, a grotesque parody of it's former self, and has attracted vermin to feed on it's abundance of dropped tasty morsels. If it was a horse, someone would shoot it.
I've had it up to here with /b/ matter of fact the whole board period. You guys ruin people lives, are fucking racist to the extreme, betas, fucking trap lovers, circlejerking, pedos and most of all assholes. I can't believe I spent 3 years on this board, just watching you faggot ass losers being pathetic, little maggots behind a keyboard typing edgy shit up. It's people like you that gives the internet a bad reputation and perspective. Why don't you all just go die, fucking end your life you faggot ass loser. DIE
I don't even use /b/ any more because I'm not a beta faggot like all of you /b/eta tards. you wanna know how i spend my fuckin day?
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet.
Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel.
SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system).
I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier.
As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house.
These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick.
I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.
Flash forward 10 minutes later, my 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls.
I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder."
V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere.
People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
Nobody understands me but /b/
>9/10 q3.14 highschool sweetheart
>shes going thru rebel faze
>mfw shes an actuall sexy juggalette
>in one ICP song its this dude saying to lick butthole
>"its pretty fuckin fresh"
>gf sits on top of me
>her eyes look thirsty
>"do u wanna try it anon??"
>im laying down
>sits on my face
>**giggles** (she loves being bad girl)
>procede to eat that shitter like an apple fritter
>sucking on this cute 14yr shitter (was 14 myself)
>she lovesss ittt
>after about 20 mins of ass sammich, and 69
>"teehee what if i had to fart anon?"
>uuuhhh i love it and we r kinky kids
>latch lips to bung
>she grunts and lets out the finest fart ill ever taste
>mfw we stay together 6 yrs
>mfw she loves me and loves my anal play
>mfw i sucked, sniffed, fucked and loved 100000000 farts
life can be good /b/ its the little things that count
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to Heaven does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
So I can get the news.
>Norway announces intelligence suggesting a terrorist attack is imminent
>Muslims begin to rise up
>They want to bring Sharia to the West
>Suicide bombings and attacks daily
>IEDs on highways for morning commuters
>public beheadings of captured infidels
>Our Western home is slowly turning into Iraq 2.0
>Army is doing all they can but there are just too many terrorists
>chaos and death reign in the streets
>Norwegian PM and army general decide what must be done
>they walk through the quiet prison
>into the darkness of a corridor with a single cell with a flickering light
>Anders stands behind the bars in silence
>The PM struggles to form the words
>He hesitates as he says
>"Mr Breivik. Sir. We need your help."
Femanon with an IQ of 170 here. OP is a fucking pleb. 140 is below average in any academic environment. Enjoy being only slightly smarter than the mouthbreathers on the street. I'm currently writing my PhD thesis on computational methods in relativistic astrothermodynamics and if any of my colleagues had an IQ as low as OP's, I couldn't work together with them.
that's another thing that annoys me apparently talking shit is trolling when to me it just looks like idiotic flaming
how did kids even hear of this shit?
i agree memes originated from here and then they just got out of control now half the time i just shake my head at half the memes made.
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/b/tards are not smart. I only ever read ignorant fuckery here, that's why I come though, I get to laugh at these dicks who think they are being clever when they are more often than not just using stoner logic.
My name is Dylan, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are jerkass, retarded, white hat-wearing jocks who spend every second of their day making fun of the trench coat mafia. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any punishment for being such assholes? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities without consequence, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on shitty 1999 internet.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m going to shoot you back. Me and Eric have guns now, I can make pipe bombs. What weapons can you make or have? I also get straight A’s, and have a fucking awesome friend named Eric Harris (We’ll blow your face off; Shit’ll be SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Just kidding. I’ll kill you instead. Thanks for listening.
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too much effort to samefag a whole thread
i've met few very smart /b/ tards on here but most of the time they're making use of their intellect and rarely come here
captain fucking obvious pleb strikes again
porn? that is what /s/ is for
if i can make it to /b/, i am winning - plain and simple. most of the time i barely even look at the front page anymore. YLYL threads lighten up my day though.