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What's with this crap... does no one understand how metal strength works, or what happens in a furnace?
One: The metal didn't need to melt for the building to collapse, it just needed to lose SOME of it's strength. Its a cascade failure.
Two: Fuel in open air wont get as hot as fuel inside a concrete trap.... like the one found within a building.
this is not a debate out whether or not jet fuel does melt steel beams. we just wanna know if the pawn shop has any that is capable of melting steel beams... for scientific purposes.
i think 'jet fuel' is just kerosene. like for camping stuff.
>call and get put on hold for a minute or 2
>"hi, how can I help you..."
>"yeah I was just calling to see if you guys had model planes or something like that"
>"yeah we have a few of those, what kind are you looking for specifically.."
>"one where it's jet fuel can melt steel beams"
>"Nevermind, those don't exist"
>"what does that even mean?"
>"bush would know"
say imply/implication/implicate one more fucking time...
You fucking cunts. This thread was about making phone calls, and you turned it into some fucking illuminati anonymous the cia is out to get us type bullshit right here. Fuck you guys, I'm done with 4chan.
I was hoping we would get some proper prank calls since it would be hilarious for this to be Battletoads V2 Jet Fuel Edition, but I guess I can settle for more conspiracy arguing.
I mean, it's not like there's a board or anything for this kind of shit...
Well retards can come and talk about it and actually be serious about what they're saying but when they are ousted for being a fucking retard they can be like
>I am a troll hurhurhurhurhrurhurhur kekekekekekekekek
IT WILL NEVER DIE
JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS
wait wait are you telling me i'm not up to date on a maymay?
Honestly, I think 9/11 truthers are part of an Islamist conspiracy to make us all think that Islam isn't a violent and dangerous religion. Think about it: all this effort, all so soon after the attacks, to make us think that some grand conspiracy was wrapped up in order to get us to go to war with 'poor Muslim' countries. The best part: unlike with the conspiracy that 'truthers' are trying to uncover, the truthers don't even know they're a part of their own conspiracy! It's brilliant, it's a real conspiracy, and it fits right in with the liberal media trying to tell us not to fear the Muslims.
It created an entirely new culture war between people of different ideologies in America. Guess what, this is entirely in line with the gameplan for al-Qaeda and the Islamic Brotherhood, to bring down America from within by splitting the nation apart and setting it against itself. The truther movement is enough of a minority that it slips low on the radar, but the constant pussification of America through the liberal media, which continually tries to deny us our true heritage, combined with the truther movement, really makes it clear to me that there's an Islamist propaganda at work, attempting to split the nation apart from the inside.
Finally, where do the upper eschelons of the 'truth movement', the 'trusted voices' place the blame? On the Jews, the enemies of Islam since they first started causing havoc in the Middle East. I know you guys don't support Jews, but hear me out on this, because it makes more sense than us being manipulated by a bunch of powerful people in cohort with one another. Have you ever worked with someone who's ambitious and desires power? They don't mesh really well. Islamists, on the other hand, are only interested in spreading Islam, with their full zealotry.
Just consider it, for a moment. Think about how it fits in with history and the narrative of facts. Maybe you'll come around and see things this way, maybe you won't.
>"Hi there, I was trying to buy some vintage plane memorabilia."
>"Uh Yeah we have some stuff like that. What are you looking for?"
>"An fuel can from around 2000. It hold jet fuel that can melt steel beams."
>"Not another of you assholes."
>implying they don't design buildings to withstand that exact type of weakening
>implying there aren't recorded events of buildings burning for DAYS(literally) and they never collapse
What about WTC7? No jet fuel involved there, but it still went down.
What about Larry Silverstein taking out an insurance policy the fucking day before the planes hit? What about the fact that his insurance policy explicitly covered terrorist attacks?
>hi I was wondering what your inventory on NES and model planes looks like?
>Oh we have alot of NES games ans quite a few model planes around. Are you looking for anything in particular?
>Ah great i hope you can, I am trying to find BattleToads IV jet fuel doesnt melt steel bea..
>Will you fucking retards stop calling
>Hey I am autistic not retarded you fucking prick.
All that matters is that people who believe in sky faeries and inane faggotry (99% of religions) die in a fire so the rest of us can roast hot dogs on their ashes and live in peace for a change.
>says anything against religion
>guaranteed replies hurr durr fedora m'lady
This is literally the last thing theists have left.
>inb4 backpedaling :^)
This is literally the third day in a row, right around the same time of day, that we've called the pawn shop just to troll them. They usually just shut the phones off and have them ring through to a busy signal for an hour or so, but I feel like they may be writing our phone numbers down now for whatever reason. They're probably pissed we keep fucking with their phones so much they have to shut them off.
They put themselves on TV. They put themselves out there. I'm not fucking with some little random shop. I'm fucking with the "Uh, lemme call my friend who's an expert on dolphin-skin boots" asshole who hates Battletoads.
>Implying jet fuel can degrade and melt steel
>mfw jet engines are made of steel
>mfw inside dirty jobs
>gold and silver
>hey i was wondering if you sold some model...
>"jet fuel can't melt steel beams?"
>oh, sorry we keep getting retarded phone calls what was that about a model of?
>I was looking to see i you have a model of the twin towers before it was revealed that jet fuel cant melt steel beams.
>*sigh* do you want battletoads with that?
>no just the-
Keep em coming guys
new target pawn shop(702) 252-7296 crack head neighborhood captcha modin
>gold and silver pawn shop
>hey. i was curious about whether or not you've got steel toad boots in stock
>i'm looking for steel toad boots that can melt battle beams
I guess you could say those jokes are pretty DARK.
>youre one of those kids that never got invited to parties arent you.
GET THE FUCK OFF BOARD NORMIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
heh you called him normie
>muh secret club
Implying anyone who believes in 9/11 conspiracy is interested in logic, fact or common sense
old nuff to know youre a faggot!
pic related. you!
My fantasy now
>hello gold and silver pawnshop
>Hi you know those guys who are trolling you?
>They're sad idiots from something called 4chan.com
>Oh I see, yea we make fun of their stupid calls
>I'd love to help you troll them back and post their numbers online.
>Ok come to vegas and do it.
Now that I have your attention
gold and silver isn't answering guys
Post numbers in the US or Canada you want me to call, along with a little background info and I'll post results on vocaroo
(702) 731-3311 this is guy fieri's resturaunt in vegas. we ask for freedom burgers and the truth about 9/11.
>hi welcome bla bla
>hi I was looking for an old game, you might not have it
>what game is it
>battletoads like a frog except a toad
>battletoads like the amphibian
>what year did it come out?
>as of now know, give a call back in the morning and some guy will help you
>alright one more, do you have any jet fuel that could melt steel beams?
>jet fuel that could melt steel beams
>forgot what she said couldn't understand me because I have a super deep voice
>fuel like you put in a car except the jet kind
>finally gets what I'm saying
>jet fuel that melts steel beams
>no we're a toy store.
>alright thank you
Called the number.
>Blah blah toy barn how could I help you?
>Hey you guys sell games?
>Yes, we sell all kinds of games.
>Alright, cool. Looking for an old one, not sure if you have it, do you have Battletoads?
>That's fine, do you have jet fuel that could melt steel beams?
Wtf is this stupid shit. Does anyone think the people "behind" the editing would still keep quiet. It's fucking bullshit. Even if they were paid off human greed is too much.