I would totally adopt Billy and his bear and raise him to become the most badass fucking zombie slaying viking ever.
Fucking action squad with Jesus, Billy and Steve, and Shifty the hobo
Those are all shitty choices. True knowledge is power, but it is also a burden. Eternal childhood is stupid. Eternal love is lame. Infinite power would get so fucking boring. Forever death is too fedora, therefor lame. Realistically God wouldn't grant any of these "powers" to people.
I think I'd still take that. I would be on par with experts on everything when it came to expressing ideas and then in my own head I would have an ultimate understanding of the universe. Of course I would die one day, but so what I'm already going to die now. My family would be well off, my children would be very informed and intelligent, and I would never fall for any elaborate ruses. i would be a master at memeology.
If you knew everything and still allowed yourself to die, then you're just a lazy asshole. I'd pick it as well but then I'd use the knowledge to prolong my own life, and then attain some of the other powers.
>Big Bertha. Gonna kill her anyway.
>Crowbars are very effective as long as I'm not fighting a horde. Which case I'll pull a Mythbusters and just sprint through them.
Finished with an extra 10 points.
OP Non-existence implies that the atoms that create you are still in the universe.
Does this mean that if any atom of your body is consumed or injected into another living thing they will die as you can not have any part of you be sentient at all? If so you become the most potent poison in existence. this also applies to the atoms of your last breath as they were once a part of you. this gas would disperce through the air killing people. pretty cool OP
>tires to kill a person that knows everything
>thinks they don't know a way to stop you
Also the wording is "pretty much" and then a list of things you can do with your power. A loophole that is sure to be exploited by someone that knows everything.
Have fun killing the clone I made of myself while the technological horrors i conceive of destroy your shit.
well of course I would try to live but I can't count on that. I only get to choose one power so that's what I chose. Did you ever think that maybe we are supposed to die? Everything that lives must die, it's the way it goes.
Tv,Water heater,internet,garden,mdma/lsd, 22 gril,doge, booze,videa
A would be a lot of fun and the low maintenance part is nice. but girls like this IRL tend to have issues so It will lead to stress in the long run and will probably cause the relationship to fail. B is not my type at all. C is the best. a loyal thoughtful woman with a good job and a good cook hell yeah.
That's what you would do? Just kill people? Real imaginative. Though you would have power to do almost anything, you would still have to rely on others to provide food, shelter, medicine, etc. You can still die.
That would be C. The clingy girls who desperately need attention or get depressed are not fun at all and I had the unfortunate luck of dating three of them. Never again, thank you.
And B is just the right speed for me.
eternal love, and i would chose the god who gives these gifts, and use it to gain immortality, knowlege without restraint and become a demigod [if only out of insecurity] with a god wifu. i would raise up humanity to populate the stars and share counseousness and life, and living with all thing and tilt to a bright and unknown future of maximum possibility. I would rule with a firm but fair hand and free will would exist for the most part.
So, you have infinite knowledge, and you're content to just accept death because of some tacky little aphorism? That is probably the most retarded shit ever.
People die because the ability of our cells to replicate properly degrades over time. If you can come up with a solution to that you'd live forever, barring some tragedy. Tragedy that could be averted in other ways. If you were that smart, you could pretty much do anything you wanted. The entire universe is open do you. We're not just talking about modern inventions and discoveries. We're talking about any technological advancement ever, and you understand it fully. So what if you can't communicate it with people? Build an army of robot servers, you know exactly how to build and program them. You already know the easiest way to get money, you know everything.
Get imaginative with this ffs
simple, knowledge. I can pioneer science and use what I know to speed it up, possibly make the world a better place in the process and back up my foresight with obtainable evidence to plan humanity's future.
big bertha [to kill, cure, and have extra food for self] flammenwerfer for the unlimeted ammo which I could use to set up explosive traps,make napalm, and various other things, the humvee, shopping mall, night vision goggles, binoculars.
I would pick that too lmao. Three years would pass by in no time.
Also there are no swiming zombies so the island is safe af
Would trade out my remaining points or the segway for books or paper and writing shit.
Anyone who picks anything other than infinite power is obviously a retarded faggot.
>Immediately build igloo
>Rest in it, try to warm up
>Gather fuel for fire, maybe some longer sticks.
>Nice fire, officially warmed up.
>Head out for an hour, scavenging more supplies for the fire, along with food and long sticks.
>Head back to igloo
>Eat whatever I managed to find
>Warm up hands
>Begin construction of spear by attaching survival knife to one of the better sticks, wrapping lots of twine around the base of handle and if I'm lucky even some tree sap.
>If Freezing Rain outside, rest until it passes. Otherwise, rest for a half hour to build back up the energy, then head out with gear
>Look for stream, gather up food.
From there I'd just gather up a lot of food. If polar bears would come around I'd keep them away with my subpar spear until I either retreated successfully or they went away. After I gathered a couple days of food I'd begin to build wooden javilins. Hunt down one of the many polar bears for it's fur. Probably will take a couple since I'm no skinning expert to get enough fur for a good coat. Once I have the coat I'll set out wrapped in them with most of my supplies. I'd carry all I can, and go for about an hour. Then I'd take a break, build my Igloo, rest, and repeat food hunting, igloo building, and traveling until I make it.
It'd probably take me months all things considered.
>become criminal mastermind
>create civil wars in europe removing kebab forever
>have the world split into the islamic states, liberal states and facist states
fridge and oven
motorbike with sidecar
castle on an island
Sidekick options are terrible.
Don't like Asians, I am an Eagle Scout, monkeys are loud. Will Big Bertha loose weight over the course of ten years? If yes, Big Bertha. If no, Naughty Hipster.
Segway (going to use it for parts anyway)
Food Supplies / First Aid Kid
Still have two points left over.
yeah that is 1,799,999,999,540.33 degrees Fahrenheit and our sun only burns at 27mil in the core at 10mil at the surface. burning shit that hot would probably wreck physics and do some serious quantum shit.
I choose none of them.
I choose to fight my way through life and be higher than those who used these skills, because I don't want to have to bother with this shit.
If I have something that any of these powers would grant, I wish it to be of my own power.
I am weak, and therefore it's a much greater feat to achieve such things on ones own.
>Asd a guy who is cominf down from tripping on acid, here goes
Infinite knowledge 0/10
>Just because you find out the truth to existance doesnt mean the answer has to paint a pretty picture, it might be terrible knowing the truth about everything
Eternal childhood 0/10
Oroborus? Doomed to spend eternity stuck in a loop of memories that are no longer real? pass
Eternal love 5/10
>love is one of the only things worth living for so I will add some points here
Infinite Power 0/10
So what, you have power for a single lifetime. It would suck if reincarnation is real and you are doomed to come back again only to reap what fucked up world you left behind
Non existance 10/10
>The only worthwhile pick. It doesnt matter if the answer to lifes questions are worth while. There is no worry about being stuck in a matrix, reincarnation, having to live another life after this one. You just cease to exist, no more searching for questions or things you cant explain, just finally peace from it all.
scoop out wolverines brain, put mine in with help from my doc friend, bring it on im wolverine now.
Infinite Knowledge is retarded, the fun is in finding out
Infinite Childhood is retarded, children are small weak, stupid and literally exist, to grow up.
Infinite Love is ridiculous, whats the point in only loving, it would become underwhelming, boring, with nothing else to compar it with love is nothing.
Inifnite Power, bingo, no downside, it doesn't say you must use this power, but the chance to use it where it is needed is immeasurable valuable, unite the world, push it towards an automated utopia where work is a privileged and your only duty is to live as you see fit, done, home for sci-fi dinner enema, live long and happy.
Non-existance, really? you can get that now! just kill yourself you pessimistic dick and rid the world of your childish view of you pitiful problems you worthless pile of fleshy cunt.
50% chance, 1 mill is fuck all when your 50 years old and its all used up.
Besides id rather be a goverment hand out leach with the regret of pressing 50% and not getting it than insta 1 mill
>Infinite Knowledge: Sounds more like a curse than a gift
>Eternal Childhood: Even the best year of my childhood was pretty fucked
>Eternal Love: Romantic love is overrated
>Non-Existence: Fuck this emo shit
>Infinite Power: Basically I become Grand Master of the Illuminati? Sign me up.
Janet will be in the shower for the rest of her life? Lmfao. Its not like when shes done in the shower I no longer need to take one, so shes gonna be in there for quite awhile.
duhhhh... the notepad and write all other options in the consecutive months. and imortallity creating nanobots... and books describing anything you would ever want to learn, a new car, a billion gold bars, ect...
I'm with you bro
Poorfag here. $1,000,000 would set me up for life.
>Pay off debts
>Buy piece of land
>Build a small cabin
>Stock up with supplies
>Live off the interest
$1,000,000 is more than enough for my needs. Wouldn't know wtf to do with $100 Million and wouldn't consider risking a guaranteed million to find out.
60 yr old asian
>All these kids not choosing condoms
>All these kids choosing multiple women
The only person to choose is the non English speaking one.
>one 12 string acoustic guitar
>mozart w/ piano & violin
>person of my choice - gf
>the good food choice
>the computer one
I absolutely don't get it. I guess I'd donate most of it or form a foundation to focus on a few issues important to me.
But still not worth rolling those dice if I have an equal chance of staying a poorfag as I do getting $100 Mil
First off, reduce payout to 5 mil and get 35 points.
OK, now we start.
>greenhouse, obviously to grow pot. 2 pts
>kitchen. 8 pts
>18 y/o. 26 pts
>puppy. 32 pts
>adding new section. access to any instrument for 3 points. 35 pts
infinite knowledge, because infinite power is too abstract
(1)PC+(2)modem+(3)ten DVD's+(4)water heater+(5)barbell and bench+(6)yard with pool+(7)2plates of food+(8)muhammed+(9)punching bag+(10)any person alive of my choosing: a 2y old asian girl with no birth defects(lol 7y old with shizophrenia, how adorable)
6pts full kitchen
5pts workout room
3pts hygiene products+jacuzzi
bowl of rice
6c (3 times) fine daining
3c hygiene products
2extra years for 5c, 3c spent on dental and 2c for another $$$
infinite power would technically include anything, I'd be at deity status so my choice has been made (it would, incidentally, also include the ability to obtain any of the others at wish or grant any of them to anyone).
I SHALL BECOME THE GOD EMPEROR OF THE UNIVERSE.