'oh kirk, I cant wait to get on all fours and take your huge cock in my ass and have you pound me out til u fill me with your man-o-naise'
Jesus fuckin' christ why are there 9 threads on the catalog about this. For the dumb fucking idiots seeing this as a gold dress, Iearn how a high amount of light can make certain materiaIs look. Not all materials stay consistent when exposed to various intensities/types of lighting. (especially thin materials light easily pass through, ie the black sheer type shit you idiots are seeing as gold). It's a blue and black fucking dress. Unless you're colorblind or have a vision condition you have no excuse for being a fucking mongoloid and saying this is a gold dress. The shade at the top of the dress where the most light is SLIGHTLY looks to be a shade of gold. That doesn't mean it's fucking gold. If your brain actually functions on a level that isn't below average your mind will tell you the dress is black, because it is. Also, to anyone saying the blue is white, a response isn't even warranted for how fucking stupid you are. 90% of you are probably trolling and it worked on me. Whatever.
You disrespectful sons of bitches
that is why I love you, faggots
Jet fuel can't melt Steel beams
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.