>Bad Dragon Thread
How many of you have dragon dildos or vaginas?
What do you think of them?
>implying you wouldn't tear up that wolf pussy
Some fedora faggot makes dragon sex shit
>only on 4chin would someone fucking want one.
Love the vaginas, especially the Hazel dog pussy, also have a medium Razor and small Cole, but not a fan of dildos after I tore my sphincter and bled for days by taking the knot too soon.
Real dog is better of course
picture is a couple years old, I own about 13 now.
Tell us about your dog pussies anons. I was looking at getting a Natascha (or a Hazel). Is it worth the price? Does it even compare to just using your hand?
Also, only penetrable I own is the fox butt, it's pretty nice.
what's it like cumming in a fake fox butt?
I have both, Hazel feels nicer to me, and it stays put on my dick if I let go of it while I'm on my back in bed. It's cool because I can just leave it there, browse the web on my laptop for 30 minutes and have my own sloppy seconds afterwards! But if you have a really small penis Natascha is probably a better fit, because Hazel is quite large. Both of them make me cum more than twice as fast as just using my hand.
It's well worth having them if you take the time to warm them up in hot water first, but I still use my hand a lot of the time because it takes less time to prepare.
Another fantasy of mine is to get a male dog to share them with, there's not nearly enough bad-dragon dog porn out there!
It's very tight, the texture is a but that just might be my abused cock having lost a bit of feeling. All in all it's amazing to put it on a mattress, pile a couple pillows on it so you can lay on it and pound it. Truthfully it does feel better than real anal...
sorry I meant to say the texture is a bit lacking. I'm a bit high on valium and vicodin right now due to a recent injury.
ooh, is he intact? Did you let him try the bad-dragon pussy?
>I was looking at getting a Natasch
I wouldn't know. I don't like dog pussy. Fleshlights cost 40$, and are easy to clean.. Bad dragons penetrables are 150$+ and can't be inverted for easy cleaning and are prone to tearing.. but I guess if you REALLY want to cum into a 150$ cup, be my guest.
The silicone is way more durable than the fleshlight cyberskin though, you can throw your expensive dog pussy in the dishwasher or in a pot of boiling water to clean and sterilize it. Most of the time I just rinse it out with steaming hot tap water, my old fleshlight was much harder to maintain with corn starch and all that stuff.
Life is short, so I like to take my dick sight seeing.
>colored human vaginas
casual-tier faggot shit. if you're going full autist, get the proper one.
If you search beastforum for "fleshlight" you'll find some pictures at least.
Here's a janine dragon pussy, i really wish there was a video of it
I have a gay bronie friend who owns the big mac one.
Most pocket pussies are simply too short for dogs, they end up poking out the other end. In case you were wondering, female dogs are really deep to accommodate the entire shaft + knot
sorry no it's from beastforum from a couple years back
I love zoophiles and furfags (I'm both); infinitely more interesting to talk to and I prefer their company over boring normalfag scum.
Any good owner wants to give their dogs treats to train and bond with them, this particular treat is extra healthy and enjoyable! If you just give them food rewards all the time they get fat and lazy!
Fair enough. It's your money, afterall.
Yeesh.. couldn't even clean up your desk before posting?
I use these with my boyfriend regularly. Hence the rope and massagers.
one of these inside one of those other things
This is a recession in genetics right here. Going BACK to having see with everything. There are emotions and there is reason. This person strictly thinks with emotion and it shows.
You masturbate your dog with a dragon fleshlight.
I haven't actually fucked any animals yet, but me and my gf but a LOT of miles on our box of dragon dildos. We constantly talk about having sex with real animals though, and that's one of our goals is to somehow get fucked my mini-horses (because we aren't suicidal) and large dogs, etc.
I prefer Exotic Erotics, but I did just order a custom tentacle from them and some cum lube. Thinking of getting a toy with a cum tube and a couple others, but wanted to make sure everything went smoothly.
Frisky Beast is shit, though.
And after seeing all the zoophile pics, abandoning thread. I really shouldn't have posted to begin with. There is a fine lime between fantasy toys and actually fucking a dog. Bye dogfuckers.
Most dogs are neutered in USA and have pretty much zero sex drive. It's different in Europe where most dogs are intact and horny like you wouldn't believe
>dorito-fingered teenager or pilled out junkie confirmed
pfff you'll come around to it eventually, they all do.
Great! Hopefully the first seed has been planted for some male bonding in the future :)
I have never been more jealous in my life!
I'm pretty damn happy you and your gf have a really good sex life - brings a tear to my eye.
I have an ex that was into it and we would take turns letting German shepherds fuck us.
Too bad she was a psycho otherwise. Glad she's gone.
My wife won't do anything fun in the bed.
You protest too much.
It's okay - you're completely anonymous here. You can tell us about your fantasies... nobody will ever find out, so who gives a shit?
Live a little, for the love of god...
Sometimes you gotta sacrifice fun for stability.
My gf ain't exactly a perfect 10 though, diabetic and not a whale but she has a few extra pounds around the waist.
I'm super jealous that you actually got a dog to fuck you, what was it like?
Go away normie.
>those two tiny ones in the middle
Why did I laugh so hard
I have no bad dragon toys and have no desire to own one but I am considering getting an on a hole of some sort. Can any of you dogfuckers enlighten me on what makes a good one? Materials, brand, aize, style, reusability, ease of cleaning/care, durability, and all that. I have questions and if anyone has answers I figure it would be you guys.
Never did I sign up or agree to use reason in all situations.
You adhere to reason and eschew emotion; that's your fucking problem, not mine.
Reasoning is just a tool in the toolbox - quit patting yourself on the back.
Dragons dont exist, if they did they are long gone
What do you mean normie? Just leave the
basement and go fuck something real
I have sex quite often, its not that hard
just dont be a dipshit and youll get your dick
sucked at least
I haven't tried but they are pretty grippy when they're not lubed so if you stuff them down the crack between mattresses or in the couch pillows, I'm sure they'd stay put
But if you lay on your back, only the Hazel will stay on my dick, the Natascha (and Mary) models quickly slide off my dick if i let go because they are so tight
I haven't lost one in there yet, but if your ass is loose enough to fit the larger models in with no problem, chances are you can just reach your hand in there and pull it out.
wow its rare to see a thread like this often. i just got my extra large Ridley today with a bullet vibrator.
Already had a tucker before so hopefully this will be a better experience
Yeah a bearded dragon does, but not the ones
that you freaks want
The problem is you need to go get laid. its really
not that hard, i can give you some tips if you want
I wanna let you guys in on a (well known?) secret. The best lube for these things I've found is J-Lube. Fuck the cum lube. And don't let the fact that you have to mix it scare you, I can make up a small batch for a quick session in ~1 minute. plus you can make it as thick or as thin as you like.
It was me, her and three German shepherds (who were brothers).
It was an all-out ORGY that lasted like 5 hours...
Since all three were VERY experienced with fucking humans, it was absolute god tier; it wasn't sloppy, awkward, mindless fucking like you see in zoo videos.
They would wrap their arms around you and fuck you nice and slow, while licking your ears... Fuck, I'm horny.
What was hotter is that they loved cum. If I came in my gf's mouth, all three sheps would tackle her and forcibly lick my cum out of her mouth.
If one of them came in my ass, the other two brothers would forcibly shove their tongues deep in my ass to get it all out.
Fucked for hours and not one drop of cum hit the ground. I can't blame them; their cum was absolutely delicious. Tasted like hot chicken broth.
instant boner, god damn I need a male dog
I can and do get laid, there's nothing wrong with indulging in fantasies of you have the money.
I'm not debating that the dragon vag feels better than a real person because it doesn't, but toys are the only thing that lets me go full force when I feel like it.
How did you find these dogs to do this?
That's hot as fuck though!
Also I think most dogs like cum, I haven't fucked any animals but I have jacked off while a dog licks my cock a couple times, and they always lick up the cum like it was the nectar of the gods.
I have a fleshlight that i bought about 4 years
ago, ive used it maybe 10 times. I usually just
ask for a bj or sex and get it.
The best part is the third day of her period
i can cum inside her, and its not messy,
I just put a towel down under her just in case
fun times :)
Personals ad on Beastforum.
A guy (turned out to be a doctor - god DAMN do rich people party hard and are into deviant shit...that's right up my alley) put up an ad that he wanted to watch his three German sheps fuck a hot guy - while he filmed it.
I stayed there for three days, getting fucked. Drugs, alcohol, the works. I miss it so badly...
We became friends, and so some months later, I brought a zoo-curious gf over.
There were plenty of orgies - he invited bunches of people to come over and get fucked. Hell, I loved to watch, too. Especially when it was someone's first time. Those moans...
You just train them, like any other task. Most people who do it have a specific room set out for fun times, so their dogs don't go randomly fucking all over the house.
I just haven't had the balls (kek) to do it.
This is now a spiderman thread.
I am now terminally envious. Good job.
I miss the good old days when nobody ever got prosecuted for fucking dogs, it's probably much harder to find cool people through those personals now that the whole world knows about BF :/
Dubs confirm. This is now spiderman thread.
Yeah... late 90s, early 2000s were awesome. So many people didn't even know sex with animals happened. All of my hookups back then were over IRC.
Remarkably, the hookup I got on Beastforum happened in 2007; kinda risky, but fuck it.
Get a bitch, become friends with her. Get her accustomed to being touched everywhere. Don't put fingers inside though.
Wait until her second heat for that.
If she is willing continue from there.
Never force it hurt her though.
Search for hookups. If I can score big, so can you!
>A Sydney psychologist has been banned from practicing for a decade after he encouraged a female patient to have sex with a dog.
>The pair began a sexual relationship in September 2011 which took place in his offices and in secluded public places. In December 2011, the HCCC said Dawes began encouraging the woman to engage in bestiality by having sex with dogs by sending her emails and images about the topic.
>Three months later Dawes was found to have "facilitated, participated and watched" his client have sex with a dog.
You can do both.
I love and adore my wife, treating her with kindness and respect at all times.
But, the strippers I've fucked in my 20s? Blew a load and didn't call them back.
Am I a womanizer or a devoted husband?
You can have random zoo hookups and still be a loving zoophile.
No idea. I'm not active anymore.
I have friends that have scored by going to furry conventions and meeting people who ended up being zoo - and those people shared their animals.
I've had men invite me to fuck their wives and girlfriends many times.
I don't bother with the morality of it all; I'm chiefly concerned with having fun.
I'm not asking you to change your views; it's obvious we have different ideas about sex, love and relationships and we'll just leave it at that.
i walked into this thread mildly curious... now though... i just can't even
as far as fresh content goes, beastforum is the place everything new gets posted. Downloading it is a pain in the ass though, there's a two minute wait between files that increases by 20 seconds for each additional download, and most videos are split into 9mb segments, so you can spend hours trying to grab a 200mb video.
If you're new to bestiality and want to grab a giant video collection right away, check out beasttracker.net. You can register your account with a fake email and they have hundreds of GBs of classic commercial porn.
I've had loving, deep, meaningful relationships with animals.
I guess that counts for nothing.
I guess I can't watch zoo porn, either; it exploits animals and none of the people in the videos are zoophiles; no zoophile would upload videos of their beloved for other men to jerk off to.
I guess you can't have sex with an animal unless you have deep love and are in a relationship with them.