>Lurk before posting
>Try not to bump requests too often
>Don't take the bait
>Don't be afraid to try requests or RP
>Hide and Report spam
>Keep reposting to a minimum
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS welcomed
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Random possibly piss related request.
Draw a rear view or a semi-rear view of a pajama wearing Flareon, hiking his hindleg in the air.
Go away, shitposter.
Correct, howdy everyone, taking requests.
>God damn... that shit hurt...
I do not have the prerequisite belly washers for to handle this level of thirst you are inducing Red...
i want to flee from everything in front of me IIIIIIII
/r/ a doodle of my oc
his name is Broomhammer and he's a shark
I know that feel
I haven't laid with anyone since 12/29/13 and it's all i can think about
any girl i talk to only talks about how they have no time to hang out
i think they fucking get off on not having time for me
Thank you, my dusty compadre.
Just some routine training, no big deal.
i got laid on monday. what are you talking about?
i still have a gf, even though we are having issues right now
What was it like being in high school, chris? Did the bullies there mock you for being a shitty musician?
Did the goths just laugh at your stupid ass for being too republican?
Did the cool girls at school laugh at you for being a nerd? No? Then they should've.
She's mad at me because I got mad that she beat me up
I forgot i gave her permission to once
But mainly she beats me up in the bedroom, because i ask her to, she isn't a part of the fetish though, she likes to annoy me, but this time she beat me up really good.
She knows about the piss bottles.
I was bullied in grade 7.
Everyone thought i was insane. It was literally just like here, literally very close to this drawthread.
My homelife sucked, i had almost zero friends, everyone thought i was freaky as fuck, girls were terrified of me.
but i always thought i was a creative genius :/
No wonder why your gf left you. If she saw you online, I would glady let her ride my dick. Oh, wait. You already tapped that, making her used goods. Everything you say and do is ruined by you. You're not a genius. You're not a king. You're nothing. An insignificant speck in the river of life. Your actions mean nothing in the grand scheme of things.
I'm glad we can agree, friend.
>random thunderthigh doodle
sorry guy, other anon says no dicks for me.
didn't do the gag ball but i made it extra special just for you anon
>Sexbot is foiled, but there's always a hole somewhere.
In English, doubled consonants generally indicate that the vowel before them is pronounced with the "short" sound. Consider - apple, better, sitter, otter, udder, vs. blade, mere, site, omen, user.
Because it's good to have a number of how many people who are "Drawfags".
You should add me into it.
Just so I can say "hey"
do your best! i know you'll find one!
i said slut, not mother of tentacle monsters. No babies until there's a ring involved.
>tfw skype group is just circle jerking
>no drawing 90% of the time
>/vidya/ and gay rp
>zander and some furry did a art trade
>tfw thats the first drawing i've seen in this chat
You mean the official drawfag group?
Have fun in a few months when you're not allowed to draw or do anything because you couldn't just shape up and behave yourself in our group
You're the green cat with a diaper fucker. Right?
Yeah fuck you
I do what I want.
>you're not allowed to draw or do anything
WHO IS GONNA STOP US?
>Have fun in a few months when you're not allowed to draw or do anything because you couldn't just shape up and behave yourself in our group
Is that a skype group or a concentration camp?
>WHO IS GONNA STOP US?
You won't have any friends because you couldn't hang out with us, you'll be ostracized.
Why don't you just apologize and learn to behave like we asked
if you're not happy in a group, why stay? why come here and complain to an audience which isn't involved. it's kind of a bitch move to come here under anon and complain about a community you're supposedly a part of.
>shitposting all day
>alex opens his mouth
>spew of peru floods chat
>someone adds someone else
>pedophile says "yeah no"
>they have a ban list of 3 people
>marc, john cena, chris
Change the fact that Doug and the menchildren brigade have some sort power tripper.
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we
say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions
printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather
kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in
the Islets of Langerhans.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a
cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a
weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench,
a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe
player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world
that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg,
either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist
as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you
at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done
to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting
to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a
nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able
to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude
oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.
Thats hot... Now draw her with a shit load of lil caterpillars :P
>SAYS HAPPI'S REAL NAME WHICH IS DOUG
You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than
you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short
of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few
chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God
created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks,
slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his
standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are
Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the
slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You
are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered inbred
trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an
ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with
you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in
a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup
doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together.
You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.
Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be
read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your
tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001
worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big
W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to
trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order
to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no
normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the
sewers in search of your git.
wowza it's almost
like people like shit talking.
>not spamming with actual pictures of Spam and Spam recipes.
why do you have shit taste?
Doug has to do something with his time.
Fred? You're a fucking faggot and you still post about how smoking weed is cool and your gay ass ukuleles on Facebook. Your art has always sucked and your last girlfriend was over 4 years ago, and was a hideous fatty. Go fucking kill yourself you dumb shit.
I don't know why, but I honestly always think of you as a hero for some reason.
Marc, why did you stop drawing Marc? I'm gonna steal your character.
Marc, I love you.
Please stay forever.
I feel you could be the savior against these underaged tumblr brats.
They already pin anything bad that happens to the thread on you.
Just finished my breakfast.
Overt gore feels like theatrical gore, aka surreal or not real at all. You need to tone down to wounds that regular people can inflict on themselves by accident or daily habits, like deep paper cuts or splinters under nails.
When do you contribute something?
The needed one, the only one.
I draw him on Scribblechan.
It is me, and satan, also hitler.
Too many coincidences.
>lurk before lurking
>Bump the shit out of requests
>Eat that bait up
>Be afraid to be yourself
>Uppost and bump spam
>Keep reposting to a maximum
>New Fagfriends can fuck the hell off
You have lost every ounce of respect from me for drawing that.
I lick the assholes clean because i like bussy you fucking faggot
make me bish
>wow these tumblr artists sure shit up the threads
could someone explain to me why apparently the tumblr artists are bad?
a lot of them are actually really good.
I could ask the same thing dawg
does it even matter?
why even reply?
would this make this thread better somehow?
maybe were being controlled by the government.
I bet you don't even have a tin foil hat.
But he was talking about the group number. Time after time, you don't bring group garbage here. But he always does it. Because he likes to throw baby tantrums about how he doesn't get his way. And then somebody else has a tantrum and spammed.
>afraid to end up like marc
>literally implying im afraid of tumblrette's and people with big dick "im srs about 4chin" syndrome
>implying i didnt mean i actually like licking peoples assholes in a sexual manner
More relevant than some lowly anonymous lurkers. Stay mad.
More from a drawfag's stance than a /b/tard's, but I can see how you could mistake the two here. We ARE on /b/.
Pin leaves for like 10 mins and you people fly into full anarchy. Whats up with that?
>says the magic number
>IT'S HIS FAULT THERE IS SPAM
>HE IS THE SCAPEGOAT.
John Cena is fucking dead.
The dozens of fanart I've done
I replyed to get an answer.
It wouldn't because there is spam.
You could never.
It's already in spam mode.
The rest is you TRYING to be funny.
>BLAMING ME FOR THIS SHIT
My nigga take a step back.
A drawfag is a /b/tard who can draw, you need to think about it. A zootrainer is just a trainer for a zoo.
is that an Illuminati symbol i see?
>YOU KNEW THAT SAYING SKYPE AND A NUMBER WOULD LEAD TO SPAM
but I didn't.
You need to train Zoos?
I thought they were just used to hold animals, what else do they do?
You asked and I answered. You don't have to be upset about it.
So you're excuse at a joke is basically "Welp I got nothing to say that can counter that".
I didn't know people got triggered from numbers and social media.
love and peace
need to go practice gestures so taking just one if there's any interest at all
Sorry, I meant so your******
So you can't point it out as a point.
You know this shit happens yet you always do it. It's not your fault the guy is spamming but it's your fault for dragging nonsensical chitchat about groups and outside things here. As much as you bitch about people not wanting to draw, you sure run your mouth more than you press your pen to your tablet.
none of that is relevant as whatever you did seems to not have done much.
also what the hell does fan art or any of that crap have to do with improving the threads mang?
your mere presence drives people to do this shit,either because they dislike you or because they think you'll enjoy it.
how's that an improvement?
and if you're just baiting me then,alright dude.
but that's just my opinion,it doesn't really matter anyways,all the drawfags of this generation will eventually fuck off,including me and you.
and yeah I know I'm not funny,If I was then I'd have some sort of talent.
I'm tracking all your IPs as we speak,soon a swat team will take you down.
Sorry, I'm to old to fight the darkness now. You have to save yourselves.
I always thought the same about Marc.
Whenever he's not doing much, I just kinda, don't care you know? Like fucking text on the internet, watever.
And when he's actually doing/drawing stuff its breddy neat.
Make it up to me by drawing Fred Williamson.
I thought cracking a joke would be better than arguing with an autist, it's not like you don't have your head so far up your own ass you can listen to others anyways.
im fucking laughing so hard right now
I don't hear a "YOUR WRONG" in there, so I must be doing shit right.
>none of that is relevant as whatever you did seems to not have done much.
>seems to not have done much.
More than you.
>also what the hell does fan art or any of that crap have to do with improving the threads mang?
If I was going to improve the threads I WOULDN'T MAKE A SEPARATE SITE.
>your mere presence drives people to do this shit,either because they dislike you or because they think you'll enjoy it.
So does your.
>how's that an improvement?
THOSE ARE QUESTIONS YOU AREN'T EVEN STATING YOUR OPINON.
>it's not like you don't have your head so far up your own ass you can listen to others anyways.
>Coming from triangle guy
Yes and so the fuck what?
Where the hell is your backbone?
Marc shits on your group all the time and you get triggered to the point of spamming all the time, it's no wonder most people here who goes to the circlejerk group don't come back, they're too busy sucking eachother's dicks because they can't cope with people hating on them and never will.
You talk so much cancer this, cancer that but you chucklefucks are the biggest cancer permeating threads.
You fuckers actually kill drawfags that got no thick skin.
But you see, I can actually hold an intelligent discussion with someone on my own. Just because I play a character in thread doesn't mean I act like said character all the time. I'm an actor. But whatever, you probably won't take that as an excuse.
Come on Brandon, you know me better than that.
I'm not even the one spamming but he knows the shit to say to trigger people. It doesn't matter about the reaction, but he sets off the action in the first place. It's the same as a female drawfag pandering or anything else. He's an attention whore, plain and simple. Whether he's being hated by others like Bishop, or he's being praised for whatever it is he's doing and made to feel important. He creates conflict on purpose.
They actually did. Flashback episodes as well as twist expositions being the main focus of some of the eps, like when he was trying to calm the thing. They are the same things.
Okay so like, you know how they do the whole weird ass thing with the things and get crazy mutation
that's a reactor core in their guns
they are living reactors, able to communicate with the ones who live within the terraforming plants, designed for that purpose to maintain and attend to them.
all I'm saying dude is that you're enabling them.
and that's what I meant to say,it's just late and I'm more of a dumbfuck than usual.
in all honesty I think several people,and yes,you,should leave the threads for awhile.
you know,to let the people who want to draw or circlejerk at least have a chance.
and yes I'd probably need to leave since I'm sure you will undoubtedly say I'm shit as well.
who's to say I'm not?
I just notice a stark contrast on how you are now to how you were when I first saw you in these things.
that's my secret anon,I'm always triggered.
Nope, just menchildren.
How is that any different than what's happening now? People are coming here and complaining about the group under anon about the group. They don't speak up in group or to the people they talk shit about. Marc does that granted, but he pulls so much shit out of his ass to create these conflicts.
Drawfags shouldn't be stabbing each other in the back, but this is /b/ and you can't control anybody. But you know these people do it on purpose, and it makes people feel sour to them. Which is why the ones under anon are not posting pics, because they would get flack.
>but he pulls so much shit out of his ass to create these conflicts
He just said 63
thats all he fucking said
Because she's right? If you don't like it here, why don't you just leave? That's Chrishop logic if I ever heard it. You're only here to shitpost and get attention see
>I think several people,and yes,you,should leave the threads for awhile.
>you know,to let the people who want to draw or circlejerk at least have a chance.
the fuck you was because sal just destroyed themselves
>All you have to do to be blamed for everyone is
2) say 63
3) Say "drawfags"
I'm fucking better than EHG.
AM I TAKING THE TABLET PEN OUT OF THEIR HANDS?
AM I FUCKING THROWING THEM DOWN ON THE GROUND AND KICKING THEM?
THEN HOW IN THE FUCKING WORLD AM I STOPPING THEM FROM DRAWING AT ALL?
You people are actually trigger babies for getting mad that he mentioned "THERES THIS MANY PEOPLE IN THIS GROUP"
You're actually fucking retarded
He didn't just say 63. He made more arguments about the group. He talked about the people drawing or not drawing in the group. He started namedropping along with other drawfags under anon. He is motivating the shitposters and people under anon talking shit and that's why the thread blew up.
Oh God, that's hilarious.
Marc did literally nothing but say "63" and you people got triggered to the point of spamming thanks to it.
People use Marc as a scapegoat all the time, just like anyone else that they don't the request goes pegged as Taith and so on.
And want to know why I don't "want to get flak" exactly?
Because there's people I actually like to hang around in that cancer group but I don't want to get out of it thanks to them.
You're a legend at this point.
>And want to know why I don't "want to get flak" exactly?
Then hope you're content with being a bitch under anon. If you don't like the group just leave, there is such a thing as PM.
what if...this isn't Marc.. And just some guy that can draw a stick figure???
That's part of the problem. Nobody is drawing and this thread is an utter mess of drama and tension. And it's Marc's fault and whichever drawfags are going under anon instead of being upfront about it., myself included.
How do I motivate people/drawfags/anons to talk shit, since I am here with a face.
If people can't CONTROL THEIR ASSES FROM TALKING SHIT UNDER ANON, maybe they shouldn't.
The only reason you're "better than EHG" is because you're the only one who shittalks with a face. You can't exactly scapegoat an anon.
I don't know but they're just as much at fault.
This is actually a perfect example of why I left the ircs and skype shit and keep to my self.
can't be destroyed.
as long as their is edge I will thrive.
nah dude,I know ya don't but you make it so that people don't want to draw.
You're exaggerating like a lot of other people on here.
you're just not fun to be around for some people who don't enjoy what you do.
and like you've noticed,people either like you enough to try and entertain you by ruining the threads or dislike you enough to do the same.
you are definitely an influential person here but that's not a good thing.
I'm better than EHG because I've been around for a year and I can only say two words and the entire thread IS FUCKING GONE.
This is why drawfags are always fags and why drawthreads are always shit.
You autistic fucks are all trying to make yourself an established "drawfriend" in these threads, so you bitches are prone to fighting and crying about anything you dont like. You guys keep forgetting that you mean literally nothing to the world by posting in these threads, so the focus should be to dick around in photoshop or whatever and leave until next thread. No names, no identities.
But apparently we cant have nice things where no one has to know each other via autistic online circlejerk club skype groups. Drawfriends are all most certainly draw fags.
Before one of you autists think otherwise - I have never been a "drawfriend." I used to post in these a long time ago but without ever giving myself a name or avatarfagging. Im simply observing the results of autists befriending bigger autists.
They do but nobody really believes that nonsense. When you see Marc post an image, you know it's coming from him. It's easier to pin. Anyone can shout "shut up taith" but that doesn't mean it's Taith.
>you're just not fun to be around for some people who don't enjoy what you do.
Then that is their issue.
>and like you've noticed,people either like you enough to try and entertain you by ruining the threads or dislike you enough to do the same.
SO PEOPLE WANNA SUCK MI DICK AND EITHER RUIN THE THREAD OR RUIN THE THREAD???
Sal Fuck of..............you need to not be around if you don't enjoy your time.
I fucking ENJOY being here.
HEY DOUG AIN'T NO ONE ON YOUR DICK EXCEPT ESPEC.
random poses from my head
shitty but bleh ill fill this some other time sorry
going to go to bed ill practice tomorrow
I'm usually working on shit on the side.
I'm not diode, stop.