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>Ban new age music, if you can even call it music >Nuke Israel >Abolish feminazis by completely equalizing everryone but myself cause I'm the dictator >demand more ska >close all borders and isolate the US so we can get our shit together
>>601080446 1. Kick all the black people out. 2. Kick all the mexicans out. 3. Kick all the sand niggers out. 4. Make alaska a gays only state. All faggots must go there. 5. Weed is legal. 6. Prostitution is legal.
>>601080446 Set up unregulated free market with a 15% fair tax. Use vast personal wealth to create patronage program to encourage innovation. Find willing bitches for easy life in harem. Legalize weed, prostitution, and gambling. Create simple code of laws that allows some liberty, while enforcing it with am iron fist. Deport feminists.
>>601080446 >Ireland Crown myself Árd Rí na hÉireann Legalise weed (mad €€€'s and helps our tourism industry) Execute all the corrupt politicans and bankers Build up the economy by nationilising national resources and industries and become a more export-based economy Build up the military Kick out all the Muslims and Romanians Invade and conquer Northern Ireland Eventually establish a Celtic Empire including Wales, Scotland, Cornwall, The Isle of Man, Galicia and Brittany
>Unrecognise Israel as a country >Legalise weed as long as there was a 12 hour resting period before coming back into the workplace >Allow the dole to continue but give a 6 month period to find work along with the help of agencies, after the 6 months ,which is plenty of time to find work, if the person is still protesting they can't find work cut their money completely out because bullshit >All forms of extremism killed >Find the finest bitch to suck my penis whilst judging tits
>>601082252 >Allow the dole to continue but give a 6 month period to find work along with the help of agencies, after the 6 months ,which is plenty of time to find work, if the person is still protesting they can't find work cut their money completely out because bullshit
This is already the process more or less.
If you can't prove you're looking for work, you don't get dole retard.
How so? I mean clearly you're the retard if you think so, seeing as how it's been done, and worked for YEARS until Corporations began to buy out politicians, but who I am I kidding, you're probably retarded.
Open the boarders to good people with good intentions >Kicked out Sand Niggers >Keep the Spics and Niggers (Someone has to work for the white man)
>Tax breaks for the poor >One time super huge tax for the rich >Make sure families are never broken up over immigration rule unless sand niggers >Give guns to everyone who wants them and ignore all the faggots whining about gun violence n what not >Put in place a universal health care system >Have to create shit taxes for it unfortunately like the UK.(Road Tax,Tv Tax,ect) >Private health care is still an option always but everyone must have some form of health insurance
>Allow the states to create their own currency >Allow them to borrow from the US Treasury >Own them economically so Federal law is only law essentially >Make all drugs legal and avaiable to who ever wants them >TAx the fuck out of them >Anyone caught importing drugs is exacuted
>Force Abortion of children that aren't going to have a good life. Like if they are too disabled to enjoy a decent life >Recreate a spartan like empire of fit, well trained, soliders >Cut spending in Defense by half >Reallocate funds to public need of better schools >In exchange military members have the option to retire after 10 years of service >Make sure to enter as much conflict as possible to lower number of veterans
Love the people. Listen to them. Can't please everyone. Kill any rebels.
I missing many things but thats how it would go basically.
Who thinks I am 'samefagging' which is a term used by people who are generally socially unacceptable, so they come here with the intention of speaking out so they can release the pain of never having led a normal life.
>exterminate Isis >send all niggers on welfare that are not actively looking for a job to Africa >stop the NSA spying bullshit >nationwide iq test and if you score below a certain iq, you're not allowed to vote >mandatory 1 firearm per household >ban standardized tests >hang all current politicians for their corrupt bullshit >fund the fuck out of the space program >force all businesses to pay for anything they did illegally but paid for law enforcement to look the other way >ban bail options on celebrities so they know there are consequences for their actions >deport more goods than import >open keystone pipeline
You may want to get some help. I don't know if you're on meds, but get off of them. The other guy calling you a faggot wasn't me, it's just that some people think that people that talk like you are stupid. Which, based on your current speech, seems likely.
I think it's meds though. Either that or the parents basement thing.
>>601081846 So paying every goverment worker as an E-4? You realize thats 24,000 a year at the high end? Mother fucker you are autistic, no one would work for the government and now you don't have a workforce.
Do you know me at all? Your guesses are way off. I dropped out of High School, started a business, and now make more than your parents (or parent, because you seem like a product of divorce) and get to sit on /b/ all day wishing i was a dictator while you call me scary scary names.
You gotta try again bro. My life is perfect, hence why I don't bitch out and freak when someone shits on my economic inabilities.
>>601084288 fuck off nigger lover quit posting your wikipedia educatio. no one cares. you are just as pathetic as the rest of these faggots who pretend to know shit about politics and economics. at the end of the day you aint shit because you are on this shitty baord instead of actually affecting the things you are talking about. you are failures. all of you should drink some fucking bleach and get skull fucked with a machete.
Everyone pays for their own health care. People who are on unemployment are required to do community service for minimum 25 hours a week. If you are collecting disability you must prove that you are unable to work.
Our borders our now shut. All illegals are deported. Military is sent along all borders. If you cross the border at anything other than a check point you are shot once you cross the border line. Only the truly gifted are given citizenship from other countries.
All foreign aid ceases. If we can't take care of ourselves, others definite aren't on the agenda.
Uneducated? I think people who use the word nigger from behind their monitors show less education. You are a pussy who would not ever say that word anywhere but here, so that proves that point pretty easily.
Wikipedia I have no idea why you keep bringing that up. w/e go back to the crap life you live, and I will go search for a fun thread.
be me >first day all niggers can deport or be executed, this includes latin niggers, yes you Dominican Republic >age of consent is now 12 >disban FBI, no federal police force needed >abolish death penalty >shoot to kill at borders with NATIONAL GUARD recalled from middle east >social welfare programs cut dramatically >cops can't shoot first >subsidize public, secular colleges for cheaper secondary education >Title 9 scratched >Workplace discrimination lawsuits now based on merit, job performance only
>>601085363 Moron who doesn't know that when a mudslime asks for the halal meal on the airplane they give him kosher and he eats it and then belches loudly as a compliment to the infidel that put it in the microwave.
>>601080446 >drugs are legal >prostitution is legal >no more tax money into corporations >incompetents working for the state are fired >end agreements with catholic church >have a beer and call it a day
>legalize and tax weed federally >cut military spending >open treatment centers for harder drugs >double NASAS money >fix all infrastructure over next 10 years >drop taxes on the middle and lower class >slightly raise taxes on upper class, not so much that they whine infinitely and try to crash the economy Tell me this wouldn't work
>>601080446 Make a few decrees. 1. everyone who is 90% or more nigger dies. 2. the formula int(((IQM+IQF)/2)-80)/10) determines how many children a couple can have. (IQM - males intelligence, IQF - females intelligence 3. The formula int(IQ-80)/10 determines how many children a single parent can have. 4. excess children are killed
Then I would revert 25% of our military budget to social services - including education. Develop a parenting test for all parents - fail the test and you cannot be a parent regardless of IQ. Bad parents are beaten, jailed, beaten again and lose all parenting rights for life. Free parenting classes universally offered. Institute a 10 year social net. State pays all expenses - up to whatever is middle middle class for area - for 10 years. After that, you're on your own no matter how fucked up things get for you. Use them wisely - like going to college and saving the rest for if things go to fuck on you.
And then I'll want a nightly 14yo toy for my own amusement. MFW, I'm Qaddafi.
>>601081757 >Build up the military You're in fucking Ireland. You have about as many enemies as you have snow leopards. Da fuq you need a military for? You're fucking Ireland. It's not like China is going to invade because you lack an army.
>>601085272 Nordic countries nationalized their oil and invested the money. Nordic countries survived the economic meltdown better than most. Nordic governments provide better services than nearly everyone - particularly the U.S.. >getting this ideologically buttraped by the Swedes and Finns.
>>601080446 I would find myself some good fucking advisors.
Seriously, I know maybe the first thing about running a country, but not things 2 through n.
Some changes i would definitely make (Murka): >Age of consent to 15 >drinking age to 18 >have to vote to obtain driver's license >stricter controls for firearm license >frivolous suit law as in UK - if suit deemed frivolous claimant pays all legal fees >soften ties with Israel, improve relations with Iran >buddy up with India >Strict campaign finance regulation >Runoff election system as instituted in California by Schwarzenegger. Pushes candidates towards the middle >loli harem (let's be realistic)
>Send all of my prisoners and criminals with boats to the US - remover their citizenship. >Extreme tax on religous organization >Make outsourcing not happen >Probably rise taxes and welfare >ALL big industry made governmental >Illegal to own more than 2 houses or apartments for renting out(cabins do not count, easy to divide) >Build plenty of governmental housing, killing the property sharks. >Military to 100% focus on defense - remove NATO membership >Remove every single broiler politician (and send them to the US, with removed citizenship) and install people with clue - rely much more on scientists and workers.
Firstly wouldn't be out dictator rather be shadow ruler controling govt so it still looks legit and people dont get oppressed vibes that lead to revolutions. Death penalty Give police guns Restrictions on immigration Deport all racial/ religion radicals Rebuild airforce and navy to higher standard Re reform defence force kick out pleb civies from defence forse Smokers 5+ y get no public health Stoners and losers go to military school Start nuclear program
>be ruler of canada >fix the healthcare system >legalize all drugs >tax all drugs >increase navy funding so we can have some icebreakers that are actually good >build more oil rigs as the Arctic thaws >you have to settle disputes with hockey games >not teaching children to skate is now illegal >annihilate the quebec separtists cause fuck em >pass a law allowing newfies to have sex with their animals to gain the Maritimes support
>prison reform. prisons become more effective work camps. Put those niggers to work. >reduce size but up special force capacity in military, better for asymmetrical warfare. >tax breaks for companies pushing the boundaries of science and technology >fat tax (idealistic). At the very least, pay for additional fatness on airlines over 200 lb
turn it into the strongest country in central america, shange the spanish for nawat, start human sacrifices again, kill anyone who disagrees with me, the conquest south america, slowly gather power enought to take over africa, train all those monkeys to use guns, destroy europe except for germany and rusia, take over asia, and finally take over north america, gather all the best "scientits" and begin a real spacial program, take over the univers... i'de also create my own pedo-arem
>mfw I'm Obama > call up China call them niggers > don't speak Ching chong, hang up > have meeting with Putin, call him faggot > he erupts into a homophobic rage > secret service mofos shoot him in dick > I kick him in face til he dies > go home, fuck Michelle while calling her a fat kid for that rough ride > put legs up on desk > before I go to bed send Mitt Romney dick pics >go to bed
outsourcing is so entrenched now that it doesn't seem feasible to reverse it.
your policies would cause the upper bracket to leave the country entirely and set up shop where they're not so restricted. unless you want to force them to stay, in which you're quickly moving towards fascism.
>Execute half of the nigger population, deport the other half. >Execute half of the jew population, deport the other half. >Stop Israel funding, they're leeches. >Ban interracial marriage. >Diminish leftist power(inculdes feminist, atheist, homos etc etc). >Eugenics program reinstalled. >Steer the country back to Christian higher morals/valus. >Execute degenerates(homos, druggies etc etc) >Ban drugs >promote atomic family. Gives different races designated loction where to live, spics in one are, chinese in another, all separate from whites. >Reveal whether aliens are real. >Become the greatest nation on earth.
>>601080446 >Invade all oil companies and make them release all of the patents on clean energy that they are sitting on. >Change all of the oil/gas/coal companies and their infrastructure on cleaning up pollution and generating clean energy. >Move the military back to my own country and put them in charge of building prefab homes for the homeless. >Fund this by legalising cannabis (not skunk), ecstacy, DMT and Acid and seriously taxing them. >Drive all religion out of schools. Replace with secular consciousness studies and philosophy. >Make the next round of quantitative easing bail-out money (because there will be more) to the people, rather than the banks.
>leave EU >Stricter border checks >Still allow new residents, but they need to find a job withing 6 months. Can't bring their 10person families unless they have a good job >imprison all corrupted officials >If a CEO bankrupts their company, he can never again be one unless good reasons >lower companies taxes to promote more companies >Change legal system so less bulshit happens >Force labour for most prisoners >legalize most drugs (taxes) >all religions have to pay taxes, like other companies >illegal to wear sandnigger clothes in public >more control over welfare >deport any sandniggers, people who only cause shit, people who don't work (and don't even try to) >Get a kind of government that would do decisions for me(but I would still have all power) >fuck bitchez
>>601080446 Reform education. Make a system that actually teaches children what interests them and educates them about the real world. Make college affordable to all, not just illegal immigrates. Reduce military spending, relocate all those funds to something constructive. Decriminalize all drugs, and make it to where addicts can get the help they need. Regulate prostitution. Teach the youth the truth about drugs/alcohol. Force any food products with GMO's to label them on their products, explore more sustainable options in farming and energy. Round up some prisoners of ISIS and execute all but one of them with bullets covered in pigs blood. Work on national debt. Try to open doors with countries like north korea to at least help the common folk to be able to eat a decent meal a day. Erect statues of my image so that the citizens of my countries can pay mandatory tribute to their great leader on a weekly basis. Throw anyone who disagrees with my policies into a political reform camp along with all close blood relatives. Eliminate any gangs in my country by collecting them the giving public executions. Eliminate all reality television. Force companies like apple to use humane methods in making their products. Ensure that all citizens have access to good food and water so that they can better serve the country.
>>601091984 Good reasons meaning it was a real bankruptcy, not a case when the CEO takes the remaining money and opens a new company without any debt. >Additionally corruption would be a capital offense
Amerifat here. I would divide the land up by major racial groups. I would be fair as far as the quality and quantity of land are concerned. I would give the Jews one year to get out before the ovens are set to 425 F.
>>601080446 >ban all current taxes and institute only a land value tax >privatize prisons,schools,hospitals and everything else but the police,justice system and the army( and the damn roads) >institute capital punishment and life imprisonment
1.) Make it so if you can't find a job in 2 months you're off welfare, and if you get a job have to maintain it for a year to get benefits again. However they diminish each week you receive it. 5% less each week. 2.) Prisoners must work and if they can't provide income > upkeep no food. 3.) Readjust school system so that kids are divided based upon ability. Can move into a different group due to lack of ability, effort, or shown increase in ability and effort. Higher groups get to go to college, or be military political leaders, medium groups trade schools, low groups menial jobs, labor and army privates. 4.) If an official is suspected of corruption he will not be paid and fined $10000 a day until proven other wise, if massive bribery or gifts >$1000000 $100000 a day. 5.) Require officials hold STEM and economics degrees. Of at least masters in both. 6.) If a company is using tax evasion or legal loopholes that are obviously wrong, all upper level officials go to prison for life, company is nationalized for 3 months, while replacements are being interviewed
>>601080446 My country has a couple of large islands so I would setup one of them as prison and put all niggers there. Floating mines around the island, high voltage fences (very high by the way, we know those niggers are pretty decent at swinging from trees). Destroy all habitable refuges on the island.
>Ban all religion completely from politics >Make it Treason for a politician to take money from anyone >Raises Taxes on corporations >Fix the aca by buying out all health insurance companies and making healthcare socialized >Respond to all threats to the nation with bombings and assassinations rather than invasions >Allow actual elections to take place for every position in the country >No more electoral college, 1 vote= 1 vote >Invade and take over Mexico, incorporating it into the US and wiping out the cartels >sever ties with Israel >Make it clear to Sandniggers that I wont tolerate them attacking Israel >Personally go to russia and castrate Putin >eventually when the US is prosperous, semi-retire >Mfw I will always be lurking in the shadows if things get out of line
>>601095641 >>601095178 >>601091864 >>601091583 >>601088825 >>601091174 Oh look faggots who have no clue how the real world works. 1) American education does not need to be changed (It's #4 on Earth) 2) >Being ironically racist 3) Law says you can get health care for free if you cannot afford it already 4) Oil companies are why job growth increased under Obama, specifically fracking 5) Every one of you are breaking the Constitution 6) The military will over throw you in days
>>601080446 >Trial all corrupt politicians, bankers, and capitalists. >Leave NATO >Leave the WTO >Leave the IMF >Push for EU reform >Make friends with BRICS >Get rid of Trident >Get rid of The Monarchy >Nationalise key industry >Invest more in NHS, Welfare, Education >Ban private schools like Eton and remove their charity status. >Completely pull out the middle east, stop all trading deals with dictatorships in that region. >Reform the security service so that the internet is free from state clamping.
Pot, legal Tobacco, illegal Old drivers, over 60, gone. New service that drives old ppl, gets younger ppl jobs. Exports. More exporting... Make over 1mil? Taxes nigga. Revamp public school Do it again to be sure No more foreign aid. Zero fucks given bout Isreal, he'll I might even bomb them myself. End 2 party system Mandatory voting. English, official lang. Meteric system Mandatory hemp plants for government resources.
I'll stop for now. Tell me u wouldn't live in my god blessed america
>approve a very strict internet censorship, almost so it's like an intranet for just australia >all men over 35 must be undertake hormone replacement therapy to maintain healthy hormone levels >all men and women must serve at least 10 years in the military >alcohol banned >marijuana legalized >plastic surgery banned >change the national anthem to "May it be - Enya" >children must undertake a steroid programs starting at the age of 8 to activate pubity early >marriage is illegal, everyone has sex with everyone, all children are then property of the state and raised by the state >each person must own and look after 2 horses
>>601080446 >Sell all rights to resources to country >Get fuck ton of money >Go to America, France, germany, Any first world countries >By house, secretly become a citizen >Get citizenship >Get all money from selling resources and put in a new bank. >Leave country and make it a republic >Live rest of life out as a fucking rich ass motherfucker in a nice enough shithole country.
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