Describe your sex life using only spongebob quotes
>are ya ready kids
Im a faggot.
I love dick.
I am gay.
Chinese food is good.
I wish I had Chinese food.
Fuck all of you. k byeeee.
what I learned in boating school is
>Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.
Noooooo meaning I fuck up with girls a lot , like last night , I had this girl sucking my dick for like half an hour and by the time I decided I wanted to dive in DA pussi my erection had noped so that was pretty sad
> DON'T TOUCH ME I'M STERILE
>Isn’t this great Squidward? It’s just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us
What sex life? My girlfriend and I have been dating two years...don't you know it's over by now?
>if I where to explode right now in some kind of fiery explosion due to the cheerlessness of a friend, well, that would be alright.
>The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!
>And it's in great shape.
>That's TWO things in this house that WON'T WORK
"First you do thiiiiiiiis. Spin around. Stop. double-take 3 times! 1. 2. 3. Now, PELVIC THRUST! WOOOOOOOOOOO! Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring it around town! Then you do this and this and this and this and this and this and then..."