what I should do with my cat
>nothing that will harm me or it
put a light grey sock over one hand and pretend it's a mouse. play with your cat. that moment the cat realises it's you with your hand in the sock, and that you want to play - the cat accepts you as a friend. that's as close as you'll ever get.
I know a certain someone who'd like to have play with your cat! My mind is in perfect health. Who is this certain someone, I hear you ask! why, my peenus weanus of course :) hahaha! its my weeeeeenus peanus! haha. my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D
you are what is wrong with the world. how about you get the words PEANUS WEANUS tattooed on your forehead, dumbass?
You can get an electric pet shaver with length attachments designed for small pets. Shave stripes on it at one length setting. Change setting or attachments and shave stripes perpendicular to first set. Take a photo of it wearing kilt and tam and submit it in a Claim that cat has Scottish ancestry in an application for UK citizenship. Second photo on application shows cat eating tinned haggis, and enjoying the aesthetics of a United Kingdom by waving the Union Jack hoisted by its tail.
watch our streeem with it!
THE VISITOR (1979)
"The soul of a young girl with telekinetic powers becomes the prize in a fight between forces of God and the Devil."
Far and away the most balls-to-the-wall, pants-on-head retarded movie ever made. Have you ever seen a movie with a sinister gymnastics montage? Dramatic disco detective music playing where it does not belong? Pidgeons with switchblades? This movie has it all. Every scene is a goldmine of WTF. Words can not contain an adequate description of this unintentionally absurd hot mess of a movie. YOU. WILL. BE. ENTERTAINED.
MOVIES WITH CHAT! 24/7!
Horror Sci-fi Gore Cult 80s Timeless & Bizarre Film.
Even classic XXX! NO Superheros, Anime, Musicals, or intermissions.
Just movies, because it's a fucking film club.
ADDY IN THE IMAGE!!
Lick pussy on head.
Carry via scruff to bed.
Bathe cat with slightly damp Egyptian cotton terry cloth hand towel.
Nuzzle it as you bundle it up in large, dry, warmed version of same cloth.
Allow it to sing you the song of it's people.
Purr at cat after puffing at it.
Dim the lights.
release cat from bundle, wear towel on your tummy.
Cat with nap on your tummy.
You. Are. Now. Mommy.
Inb4 licking it ALL over.
Have catnip and feather chase toy available when nap time has ended.
OP put faggot on the damn cat already!
pick it's back legs up like you're going to run a wheel barrel race
way to not deliver on my get you faggot
Stuff cat in tube sock. Trust me, it will fit.
Use shoestring to tie open end closed.
Take another shoestring and pierce the "toe" end of the sock. Tie off.
Take both shoestring and tie them to opposing blades on a ceiling fan.
Turn on ceiling fan until cat noises become too much to handle.
Close off all exits to room.
When the time is right, turn off ceiling fan.
sharpie in pooper with cat in the background
Peanut butter on nipples, let cat lick off
>dubs decides thread
>faggots find out OP is a femanon
>"tits or gtfo"
I get the against attention whoring but c'mon guys this girl is just trying to fuck with her cat
Also, tits or gtfo
your cat looks fat as fuck, if dubs put teh kitty on a diet
pillows around her
shitty but shes purring like a madman
Well there you go, it's official. Tits. Now.