that's a pretty accurate cosplay though. Not a bad job to say the least. not cringe for me.
the good news is that he is probably pretty close to an hero and ceasing stealing our precious oxygen
The funniest thing about the Guy Fawkes masks is that Time Warner owns the rights to the image. So every time a sperglord goes out to buy one a major multinational corporation gets a cut. Irony at its finest.
All children that would have ever last circuit of technology removed from their lives. I'm talking keyless entry car keys and watches. Welcome to the stone ages, learn to make a sundial.
>the only like he got was to do with him being dead
>can't even figure out how to reply to his intended post
You would probably hate God too if he created you to look like this
Last semester I had a brony as a lab partner. It was agonizing. I shut down my Facebook for the two months we were working on our project because he kept tagging me in posts. I just had to change my student email and all my account names because of his fucking emails, messages, and pins.
First time I have ever lost, EVER. is to this dude's face.
>Also what the fuck is he actually doing? what is he holding? What does he have over his dick?
It's the amazing atheist.
He has a micropenis that's smaller than a clit, and he's pouring scalding hot oil on it.
> I accidently fucked your dad
Back in high school,one of my friends from elementary and junior high went from a really good athlete and pretty cool kid to a hipster/brony who hung out with the cringe crew. Freshman year he was a backup fullback on the varsity football team, and something just snapped and he just became a complete faggot. It was painful and confusing all at once.
All in a day's work, my firend ;^)
But in all seriousness, I always though it'd be impossible to shove a banana up your ass. I feel like it'd get mushed up as soon as you tried. That or he's a loosey goosey.
It's weird what causes dudes to throw their lives away like that. Half of them would be decent looking if they put forth any kind of effort and grew the fuck up. I guess just tread lightly so you don't get sucked in. My brother's best friend had a complete relapse at 25. He had a really good job, girlfriend, normal life. Then he just broke, quit, and more lives with his parents and delivering pizzas. Total mlp fan creep now.
Idk what's more cringy the messages or the fact they use Google plus (lol)
The only people who are intersex are those who are hermaphroditic. They either have both male and female sexual organs, or would have an atypical set of sex chromosomes (as in neither XX and XY). People get sex and gender confused all the time, but this person is doing it in the opposite way people would expect.
You know what bothers me about this? There isn't one game on the gameboy where you play as Luigi. Not one. Super Mario Land, Super Mario Land 2, the six golden coins, then 3 and 4 were Warioland games. He's not even in Mario Golf.
I hope it was just a fad. Dude never let himself go, stopped brushing his teeth, or grew a neckbeard. he actually had a really full beard by like sophomore year because he was italian as fuck. He actually wasn't that unbearable alone, either. He was always the type to reference some shit only he would get once in a while if you were talking, but around his brony friends he just kicked into faggot overdrive. I was assigned him as a lab partner in chemistry for like a month and it seemed like his betafication never happened if you were one on one. Maybe he just played his god-given oddity up a ton to fit in. Kinda like that kid who decided to start wearing cowboy boots and driving a beat-up old Ford in 9th grade despite living his entire life in a cul-de-sac. I wonder if he's outgrown that phase yet.
What the fuck? Is this an actual person writing this stuff? Like an actual human adult believes themselves to feel this way? or a very detailed trolling experience? Because what the fuck is wrong with people?
>yfw you realize these people start out as trolls, but playing with fire ends up burning them and they develop legit insanity.
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
What the hell is on that guy's forehead?
When I started smoking weed, I just wanted to be a hemp plant. I now identify as cannabis sativa kin. I want to grow tall and lanky with balls of my sweet sweet pollen to grow off of all my extremities. Now I can't stop cumming on female weed plants and getting them pregnant. Now I have fuckloads of kids to take care of. Where am I supposed to get the money for that? All I do is play videos games while llistening to music on my iPod nano while simultaneously browsing all my favorite chan sites on my laptop. And on top of that I can't stop shovel ng my children up my ass, and I think one is growing inside me. It truly is a horrible life, don't start smoking weed kids.
Hey I just saw you on the front page of 4chan and I know a lot of guys are going to pounce on me for this but you really shouldn't come to this site if you want to good advice, especially not /b/. I only read some of the comments and it looks like you are taking it well but even though people encourage really bad stuff on here, I don't think you are ready for it. Girls are a subject I have a lot of interest in and that's one of the reasons I come to 4chan, I know a little bit about American culture from school and the books I have read but I don't think your christian based upbringing is going to approve of what the kids on this site do. They are probably going to encourage you to show your body or something like that or post nude pics. I don't want to come off as lecturing you but I just don't know why you came here. Did a male friend tell you to come to this site? He probably thought it would be funny to see your reaction when people ask you to stick sharpies in your butt. I hope you take my advice, I don't really know what else to say except you might want to try /a/ that is usually where people go to cure themselves of 3D so they're harmless. I'm not just doing this because I pity you or anything like that, I realize you are thousands of miles away and there isn't much of a chance that I could stop you from posting here. I like 4chan and I like /b/ but I just don't want to see anyone get hurt here.
Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.
There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.
I don't really don't know what else to say.
If I get married, I want it to be a Domestic Discipline marriage. This is the best way I've heard to keep her in line and have domestic harmony.
There are 4 rules, the 4 D's that she is never allowed to do.
1. Disrespect: to her husband or herself
2. Dishonesty: to her husband or herself
3. Disobedience: to her husband
4. Danger: she can't endanger herself, husband, family or marriage.
When these rules are broken she is spanked bare-assed until she's a sobbing mess, given a short hug then sat in the corner staring at the wall to think about what she has done and how she'll better behave in the future.
She is also required to journal her thoughts and activities in a weekly journal that her husband will review and deal with any 4D violations.
Conjugal duties are part of the arrangement such that she is required to dress as her husband likes, maintain hygiene and grooming, and give him sex as he likes.
It's not easy for a husband to do this. Women use their femininty to avoid punishments, and you're required to spank her ass bright red and listen to her tears: you must be hard to do this.
Women like this because their man is in a masculine role and they don't have to decide what to do. Also, he helps her achieve her goals. For example if she wants to lose weight, he'll make sure she doesn't skip workouts, etc. on pain of a spanking.
Men like a pleasant wife who obeys him.
Any kids benefit from domestic harmony.
>My music collection is like 2 TB.
Are you trying to impress me?
i’ve got 3 terabytes of 60’s pre-ambient 800 gigs of live recordings of this local band called the fuckerfucks. They played only 2 shows before breaking up but I had 11 redundant recording rigs all recording flac which I then layered over one another for 25,000 kbps bitrate. 8 terabytes of the beatles. No not THOSE beatles, the new beatles. They haven’t recorded an album yet and technically they’re not really a band yet but they’re indie-gospel-post-funk-punk style is going to be huge when you guys hear their stuff in about 5 years. 4 petabytes of the Ethiopian Free Jazz wave that occurred in 1973 in a town called Wenji Gefersi. 18 terabytes of sound check recordings from the mid 90’s band LFO. They only scored a hit with “I like girls (who wear abercrombie and fitch)” but they were way ahead of their time. That’s just my C: drive. I have 41 drives.
/v/ would be disgusted
>Mfw I actually cringed for once
I doubt he cares right now. I just hope for his sake he dies of an OD or freak accident before he wakes up one day and looks in a mirror and his entire existence and worldview will come crumbling around him. There comes a point in everyone's life where you outgrow your teenage angst. For most people it happens at 16/17. For most people it happens before they turn themselves into a laughing stock/circus freak. If he ever snaps out of it and looks at the life his teenage self left behind for his adult self, he will become depressed and wallow in regret for a couple of months before finally killing himself, not even leaving a note.
FUUUUUUUUUUCK this I'm going to bed
This is the kind of shit that makes me reconsider my fucking life and everything I've ever said. Have I ever sounded like this? Have I ever come close to this? Poor fucking guy I can't deal with /b/ right now fuck you
I"m going back to watching house of cards season 3 is finally here guys go watch it okay
I hate listening to this shit. Kids today aren't all like this, these miserable fucks are like 5% of people their age. If we were all exactly like we were when we were 13, this world would be fucked. But not everyone is this bad, and those who are outgrow it eventually.
Saying these kids are our future is like saying pic related is our present.
I don't think I've ever cringed so hard on one of these threads ever.
I mean, look, some people have some very fucked up lifestyles. Given. Others are just mentally deficient and can't come to grips with reality. Understandable. But when it comes to being blissfully ignorant of destruction of something priceless and calling it a *good* thing...
It's more than merely sadness or anger or disgust. It's all three of those monsters amalgamated as one massive bowel movement that just KILLS me.
Comedy comes from schadenfreude, but some sins are unforgivable.
Holy fucking shit. If this was a YLYL thread, you'd be taking home a trophy.
i hate it when people mis/overuse text speech. it's like an eight-year-old trying to be cool by swearing all the time. you just sound like an imbecile or a tryhard, or perhaps both.
........god dammit, I was leaning in real close to my computer and I literally spit laughed onto my screen
>mfw I realize this guy can exhale with his mouth closed
These hurt me to read
What the fuck is wrong with these people
I looked for the source of this hoping to find that it was probably a joke.
instead I find out that the whole thing is part of a much bigger disassembly tutorial so it's definitely real D:
I'd give the link but 4chan is being a nigger and won't let me do it.
Fifty points to tell me if it's a guy or girl
Have you ever wanted to unsee something?
Well I'm sorry
Gurl is that slang for something? Or a guy girl fuck up
He's coming for you with his super awesome butter knives
What are those things they do not live on energy drinks like us
It is a joke.
Cospobre is a brazilian website about cosplaying, however it just shows the cheapest, laziest, most shit put-together-in-a-moment's-notice cosplays out there on the internet.
The name comes from an amalgamation of the words "Cosplay" and "Pobre" (Poor person in PT-BR)
makes me undepressed when i see how big of a beta you can be
shame, he'd probably be at least decently attractive otherwise.
he looks like wolf.