Well, I mean it is a lot of bugs. And they're ASSASIN bugs.
Unluckily for Venus
It's always night on one half the planet.
>Implying assassin bugs do not each have a mini batman utility belt to deal with such a situation
A big assassin bug lenght is 3.7cm
at its farthest venus is 261m kilometers from earth.
This means it would take exactly 70,540,540,540,541 assassin bugs to reach venus.
Meaning that we are 64,540,540,540,541 bugs short.
Sorry, venus wins.
Assuming they don't latch on to each other, extending as far as possible. Since there isn't any gravity in space, they simply just go from the back and move forward climbing the line to extend endlessly you're also assuming these bugs have no mutations such among a mass of that many insects there are bound to be some beneficial mutations the same with detrimental mutations
What this anon said.
Hey, just got back from cruising in my lambo, and I cam tell you Venus would win. Also bu my book bitch
dunno why you bother with feet instead of meters, but assuming the average assassin bug is about 20 square mm, 6 trillion would only take up a third of the earths surface, and just under all of the surface of venus
>Implying utility belts could not handle situation
Because I'm not from Europe
I'm from 'Murica And I was raised not using the metric system unfortunately.
I can put it in meters if you want anon
and venus is much larger than the earth so how is that even possible?
>Why are we assuming these are all one species?
>they could be a variety with each having abilities for their own playing part to venus's demise
>Spiders, ants, moths, mantis's,
Not enough detail was given
How could it take up only 1/3 of earth
and almost all of Venus When it's earth's twin?
Goddamn anon Go back to the 3rd grade.
What i what qualifies as defeating venus
Venus isn't really anything but a chunk of lifeless matter floating in space
Venus has no goals or intentions or ideals therefore cannot be defeated
HERE COMES GOD OF THE SEA TO THE RESCUE
Since mars is smaller than Venus wouldn't it get caught in its orbit and be thrown back towards earth causing the demise of the assassin bugs?
Bugs drink water. Sea god is now in the belly of the assassin's. Neptune loses.
" Rise my brethren, fore we have successfully thwarted the assasin bug menace, as we speak their futile attempts to overtake Venus is in vain.
It is our time now, let their be cool leafy shade and succulent aphids for every lady bug in celebration! Rise! rise! and take to the skies my brethren! It is yours to behold! "
>yfw the God of War is a manlet.
suppose they are 5 grams each. Thats 5x10^12 grams, or 5 million tons. Venus weighs 5x10^21 tons. They'd vanish like a drop of water in the ocean, leaving only traces of vaporized bug after a few minutes.
>Implying Utility belts can't handle water
>people still have no knowledge of our solar system and the physics involved with accretion or creation.
The time of stupid god worship is over, the future is coming, its best to get to know your own interstellar neighborhood. Pick up a fucking book for Christ sake and put your smart phones down.
>they simply just go from the back and move forward climbing the line to extend endlessly
That doesn't work. Violates Newton's third law, by the time the insect walked from one end to the other, the entire line of insects will have moved one insect length in the opposite direction the insect is walking.
The conquest is going great.
The bugs have teamed up and have shared technologies.
Both now have Batman utility belts and whatever the fuck the beetles had.
Uranus appears, spouting something brownish red from its opening at the bugs and beetles
An alien planet appeared!
AND OH NO
IT HAS A BATMAN UTILITY BELT
WE NEED DUBS TO DECIDE WHAT TO DO AGAINST THIS ONE LADS
Sorry for late reply anon, comp crashed on me.
We seemed to have gained it's friendship with our dick sucking skills for now
Well, since dubs, must answer.
The planet that has assassin bugs is earth.
It has simply devolved all humans into bugs and left technology behind, hence the batman utility belts.
The reason for humanities destruction and bug uprising is that Putin and Obama got into a pissing contest with each other over nukes and this is the end result. No land, just water, radiation, technology and bugs.
>Pro-tip: This was directed by M.Night-Shyamalan
Guy doing the space conquest painting here.
Need to go right now as got to get ready for job.
If the other anon is here who was helping out before, could he do >>601175522 ?
If not, anyone may take over.
Been a fun thread guys, but I gotta go.
See ya /b/ros