Explain the appeal, please.
> No ass
I 100% am not attracted to ass whatsoever, and don't understand the appeal of them at all, so this just works in my favor for Taylor.
> No tits
Let's be honest, she has small tits. But I like smaller tits, so again, works in my favor.
> No hips
Really same thing as the ass thing, I don't care much about big hips either.
Other than that, I think she's extremely pretty and she seems like a nice person.
I laughed when I came across this woman on backpage...
>OP is a nigger
>OP does not like
Also talented and cute as a button
Dancing white, make me proud of dancing non white music as a white person.
I understand the eye candy appeal, as far as breeding it's a waste. Those thin hips won't produce any men that will be physically superior, if you have daughters then who cares what the mom is like unless she's a beast
it's not about looks it's about status, most of these female celebrities are average looking, with the pawer of makeup, hairstyle and clothes and marketing they will be pretty.
She might have been able to get a makeover and make money in pornos, but the skank tattoos ruin the entire thing
2/10 face without painted-on makeup.
Seriously, there's a reason she doesn't go out in public without the makeup painted on.
Pic unrelated since she still has some makeup -- you can tell because of the way the camera light reflects off. There are plenty of way grosser images. And no, most women do NOT look ugly without makeup.
>she reminds me of those hot bimbos in high school who ignored me and when she sings that she has a blank space baby with your name on it I want to shove my dick into her asshole
California’s community property laws let Arnold start his newly single life with a cool $50 million in his pocket, and he has openly carried on and prospered with it ever since.
I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
Would make sweet passionate love/10
Iy there not be a hip anywhere in sight
She's cute and tiny. A nice change of pace from the broad shouldered women white guys like and big assed women black guys like.
Dem labia doe
I want to mentally break her sexually because of how much they play her on the radio. It pisses me off so much, I need variety not 5 taylor songs per hour. I would do horrible things.
She is famous.
If she wasn't, she would at most be posted by one user in a "fb friends you fap to" thread.
Its pretty much the same for all famous people, they are only attractive when they are famous.
>imblying that isnt a beautifully symmetrical aryian faec.
You clearly didn't look at moot's nose and then look at the filename.
"Narrow"? Most 5'10" women have the body of an amazon, shoulders twice as broad as hers. Not fat, just much bigger.
I'd post a picture for comparison, but I'll just dump another shoop.
GTFO my /b/
Quick googling says Liv Tyler is also 5'10". Compare this to OP's pic and you should see what I mean. Shoulder widht is basically bones, Liv Tyler is also thin, but no diet will make her as narrow as Taylor Swift.
Pretty face. She's ruined her hair in recent years though. RIP long hair.
I also like smallish tits, though not flat.
Can't say I've ever stared at her ass before to check so I'm not sure how that one's doing.
Ill never understand what the appeal is with her either.... theres numerous reasons.....
1. She's a whore who's slept with more guys than she lets on. (for me thats an immediate turnoff).
2. All her songs sound exactly the same as each other and all are about the same thing (breakups relationships bullshit)
3. Whenever she does an interview all she does is talks about her stupid fuckin cats.
4. As You say OP.... No ass, no tits, no hips, no curves whatsoever.
5. She has an absolute dog of a personality and Generally acts like a skank (both onstage and offstage).
6. Her career only became what it is and received the publicity it does because of her family's connections.
>1. She's a whore who's slept with more guys than she lets on.
I legit don't understand why this is a turn off. The idea that my gf has a huge sexual appetite and made sure it was satisfied is great. Why do you care how many guys she slept with as long as she's clean?
I know more than you obviously, let me guess you think the face counts for everything don't you. Or do you think skinny twig boys are the ones getting meaningful athletic awards at school? But if you have daughters like I said, then it's fine. Hot mom in either case is good but twig hips are horrible for genes, but this isn't to be confused with fat women you just have to have an eye for things
It's probably easy to find if you Google, I don't have saved the pics that were supposed to be the proof and even if I did, I won't be able to find it.
Okay more like I do not want to look through the unorganized pile of crap that is my computer for the off chance I saved 1 single picture.
Here you go Taylor, sign this deal here and I'll give you a few million, but you don't have to do anything for me, a women like you is respectable and should have free choice to do as you please and choose a man you truly want
Mfw you two don't realize I was quoting a post.
Taylor Swift shaking it off at Nordhausen
What? Did your shoulders get broader as got fat?
She is just cute. Also she doesn't appear to be white trash from the south like Britney, Christina and all the other blonde pop shits.
Hot as fuck
Cute as fuck
>implying this isnt the best picture of taylor
superbad love it
also theres appeal to skinny hot baby girl taylor cause she could be softened up superbly bein kept for just a year or 2
but im on dat edge talking about my waifu like this all due respects taytay swifty
hey ed, do you fantasizes about her?
also I love some of you songs.
>Explain the appeal, please.
There is none. She has a multimillion dollar publicity organization marketing her to the lowest common denominator.
>She could be reading this right now.
Really? I hope so, but it's probably a flunky at her agency. Just in case,
FUCK OFF, YOU TALENT-FREE SCREECHING AUTOTUNED PUPPET
ITT: A bunch of faggots who don't even have sex with women trying to convince straight males that Taylor Swift is "sexy" cause they think she's a lesbo.
Taylor If you here, say something and give us something to hold on.
>implying she isnt a 10/10
Taylor here. I really don't give a fuck about you or your devotion to me. Just keep buying my shit and shilling online so I can keep funneling that sweet white powder up my nose.
love Tay Tay
If she's here I'm gonna be very embarrassed about shooping OP's picture
I used to find her attractive I no longer do that video for blank space she looks like a fucking psycho with her mascara smeared all over her face smiling like the goddamned slugworth finally grabbing the recipe for the gobstopper
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>Explain the appeal, please.
>Implying I said she isn't the queen of /b/
I have to go, please some one archivethis thread
just put the URL here https://4archive.org/
I would literally kill for a girl like her
idgaf she is perfect and can have my soul any day of the week
i cant believe you're this much of a pissbaby
looks better with
You fucking fool. Don't archive these shitposting threads.
If you like her go to /hr/ or reddit /taylorswift
Tumblr has a blog written by a longtime /b/tard that never shitposts
Hey /b/ how do I lose weight? Every time I've tried I've failed.
she looks like a who