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i meant, until that point it was more an amateur thread, that's why i asked
Holy shit, that's good stuff.
i swear japan all uses the same photoshop artist for all of their porn covers. everytime i see a cover of a japanese porn it always shows this really cute girl, then i open it and it looks like a completely different person.
Anyone remember that video where a japanese girl had to fight against a guy, and if she lost she would get gang fucked? She forgot the safeword or some shit and is crying the whole way through until paramedics are called
Basically it was a martial arts fight, both the girl and the guy are in Gi. She has to kick his ass to win, he has to pin her and strip her for her to get gang fucked by the other dues around them. She loses, and forgets the safeword that calls an end to it all and gets mercilessly fucked
The real question is... Why is there a fucking gallon of fucking oil at her computer desk ?
>clearly hanging on tight-ass top rope
>hand awkwardly wrapped around jug
>feet out of frame probably hanging
>pissing self and tryna look cool
just take the fucking picture and let me forget this moment of my life
I have come here to chew bubble gum and breathe life into this thread
Thank you sir, i like yours too but to be honest i like asians i really do.
idk man they seem kind of bland
the big racks are always a nice touch though
My girlfriend is in the front row with blue dress and pink shoes...what do you all think of her???
there's something about their hands
like you can't see their wrists
Extremely affectionate and loyal. She's an amazing cook, always filling me up with fine filipino cuisine. Likes anime and cool asian chick stuff.
And a fucking BOMB in the sack
i'm not really into pixelized chicks
are you an expat?
No, you see there's a tradeoff. She's got a bit of a belly on her which seems to keep her down to earth. She's still built in all the right places but beautifully flawed just enough to keep her head. I spent the summer running around with the "hot ones" and yeah, just as you describe. This is literally the coolest chick I've ever met.
well that's good. She's cute. For me, it's just that there was too little common ground between us. I mean I have many passions and hobbies, and there was not one such thing that we shared. She was too homey as well, it would annoy me to no end.
Sounds good man! I'm currently friends with a chinese girl, she has told me that she likes me a lot and will always be by my side, it's kind of cute and creepy at the same time. Does your gf ever say stuff like that?
i understand man...my girlfriend is a bit lazy like me...but she also enjoys walking around and hiking when we are low on funds and we have a lot of common interests...plus she is a dynamo in the sack...i wish you luck on your endevour...my lady and i live near the Vietnamese border so her language and style is more Viet then chinese
it's true my faggy friend...another i took before the nice screwing
>tfw i found out the vietnamese girl i like also has yellow fever
here we go with that gay image limit again