Alpha /b/ros, I need some help. When talking to girls, what are some good icebreaker topics? I literally have no idea how to get their interest.
funny sibling/ any relative stories
>avoid at all cost
autistic shit like this site
feminism (unless ur a feminist then ig you can talk about it idc)
start with small talk and try to get a feel for one of their interests. If you can figure it out before they tell you, try to bring it up as one of your interests, or if you don't know much about that topic then try to learn something about it so you'll be ready for the next time you talk to them
Anything you guys know of that I can use to practice?
Be funny. Gradually increase level of filth. Don't be autistic. Literally all you have to do. Just keep in mind women are semen receptacles and are almost on par with niggers on the social ladder and you're okay.
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This. If you don't want to sound creepy, compliment something she actively chose about her appearance. Don't compliment the color of her hair unless it's dyed or how much you like her face or any of that shit. If you're gonna compliment her, go for her outfit
This. Don't compliment her on something she naturally has, compliment her on something she did, such as a pair of shoes she picked out, an outfit she put together
Listen fags it doesn't matter what the fuck uou say to the girl. It just matter how you fucking say it with some confidence. You can talk whatever the fuck uou want and you should talk about what YOU want to talk about not her
I posted it there too but as you can see I posted an updated timestamp photo in this thread here >>601545665
didn't post it in the other thread because Jeff told me to gtfo :^)
This. After compliment slightly insult the outfit. Say something like: I love your outfit but i don't know about the shoes. This kinda sets a challage for them to impress you to make up for their flaw.
I like to lean in for a hug and say, "help me...." Then smile as if nothing happens
Ok femnon what if girl says she wants to fool around but says it's "shark week" as you so delicately put it
>works 60% of the time, EVERY time
>mfw sex panther
I dunno I don't have much experience with it so I dunno what's weird and what's not but maybe you should ask her what she's comfortable with doing while on her period and be prepared for some gross stuff
idk really sorry :(
ask them what they are doing with their life. Have an interest in their major of study. Ask them why they are studying it. Give a reason (a good reason) why you chose it. Ask them if they work, where they work. Give them an interesting work story of yours. Ask about interesting places they have been or want to go.
shit nigga, its the same shit teachers make you do when you meet new colleagues.
fuckin i feel baited