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i'm in uk i use adultwork, can find any type of girl, prices range from dirt cheap to expensive higher class escorts, most girls will have their mobile number on the page so you can ring/text to arrange, pic related some slut i fucked at the weekend while my wife was babysitting our niece
I'm looking for a website that's set up like a forum but all the posts were ads of the girls. New girls were "red" but Over time became yellow then green. I'm looking for this specific sight for reasons...
U guys think this girl gives happy endings? http://boulder.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/impressive-touch-and-an-amazing-personality/17575317 she posted in therapeutic massage section, not body rubs....
I recently came into a lot of money and have been getting a couple whores a week. I must tell you, most are shit. I finally got a good one. A hot skinny petite black girl who is the total bomb. I mean just outrageous skills in pleasing a man. She's sweet, a little passive, and super submissive. And of course the best part. She leaves when we are done.
>>601615649 Agreed, I was lurking and wasn't sure if I was the only one to notice. That bitch needs to refund you. No offense to you, she's just not professional and was obviously on drugs and "out of it."
>>601615731 Good on you. You'll know during the massage too. If she undrapes you immediately, she'll jerk you. If she spends a lot of time on the ass and WAY up the thigh, she'll jerk you. Let your arms hang off the table. If she rubs her pussy on it, she'll jerk you. If she straddles your back to "get in deeper", she'll jerk you. All little hints they toss at you to get you to ask. Rub her leg if you want to speed it along.
No thanks, I'll stick to fucking whores and sluts from bars/clubs.
I've met ONE girl off of Backpage. This girl was advertising herself as this hot blonde with a tramp stamp.
I got there >She tells me to meet her at hotel, instead the location is some rickety motel 20 miles out from original spot >Motel is isolated, think I'm going to get jumped >The door has a hole in it and doesn't lock >She's standing there in her underwear >Her skin doesn't look smooth at all >She's smoking >Her teeth have this black shit in them and are rotting >She had a beer gut >It looks like she hadn't washed her hair in weeks >The second I walk in she starts naming off all these rules and tells me I'm on the clock >Don't say a word, I walk out and leave watching my back the whole time >She's cussing up a storm standing outside in her underwear and the owner's an Indian just looking out through his office window looking confused
>>601616356 Yep. That's usually a pretty clear indicator. Went to an Asian RMT out of an apartment once. She said to get changed and that I can be undraped or draped, my choice. Very pro massage but a handjob was offered at the end of the session.
>>601608546 >18 yo me >on Zoloft so horny as fuck >also a virgin >porn doesn't cut it, need sex >text around local BL grillz >all expensive >tell one that I'm looking to lose v-card >she says first time is free, have to pay after >invites me to her house, not usual incall place >wine, bud, do some lines >she's so nice and sweet >time to get frisky >can't get it up >FUCKKK >she says it's ok, we'll keep trying, even if I have to come back for free >talk and blaze more >she's insanely smart >worked for Google, has a CS degree and some other degree >dick is finally awake >fuck twice >she is a literal goddess >porn couldn't have prepared me for this >blaze more >she massages me until I fall asleep >wake up with her being my little spoon >drives me home next morning >we now fuck every other week >free sex, free drugs It's been 4 months and I still think I'm dreaming
So I came into this thread about a half hour ago. Read to the part where some anon recommended the erotic mugshots dot com page. Went on there to look for an escort. Find my wife Feelsbadman.jpg Wish I was kidding
>>601617230 That's fucking pricey. I know there's a chick claiming RMT in my city that charges 80 for the hour (seems to be the standard) and that INCLUDES what she calls "tra" which I think stands for traditional release? She says you can add "btra" for $40 more. I think that's a blowjob. So unless your chick is a huge price gouger, I feel that a handjob would be included at the least. 100 is overcharging like a motherfucker.
>>601616576 >Asian RMT there is a legit massage place that my girlfriend goes to. i threw out my back and my girlfriend took me to this place. i was loaded up on vicadin and this japanese woman was my masseuse.
i laid on the table and after about 10 minutes my back started to spasm so i told her to stop and rolled over on to my back and pulled my legs up. she saw my dick and became embarrassed and left the room.
a few weeks later after my back was better, my girlfriend and i went back to the place because she wanted a massage. the japanese woman came out and asked me if i was getting a massage and i told her no i'm just waiting. she said i might as well get one since she didn't finish the last one.
>>601618407 I think a lot of Asian RMT's fein English issues and purposely misinterpret what you say. I had my arms hanging off the table and she kept bumping into them, so I asked her if she wanted me to move my hands. She just went "You...Hands?" and I said "yes is there a better place for me to leave my hands?" and she grabbed my hand and placed it on her ass.
>found a girl on bp a couple years ago >have seen her twice >absolutely excellent fuck, way more passionate, excited, outgoing than gf >keeps raising rates & putting on weight >still want to see her but now charges $400/hr and has gained like 40 lbs
Why /b/? Why does every girl I've ever been with - even a prostitute - get fat?
>>601619106 Eh, I had a girlfriend at the time, but she turned out to be a total feminist SJW bitch, so we split. I'm black/jap >inb4 nigger Keep hating, I'm in pharmaceutical sciences She has kids and she quit escorting last month Would totally wife her if we're still fucking when I graduate >>601619275 Lol, don't wake me up >>601619057 I do have a friend named Jacob But he's a Jew with rich parents :(
I usually see a backpage whore at least once a month, sometimes more if I find one I like a lot. I've never gotten an STD.
I have gotten ripped off a few times - one cash and dash ("I forgot the condom in the car" scam), the rest bait & switch or bitches that demand 200 on top of the quoted rate to do anything sexual. No cops yet. In my area it has really died down - the only reliable providers are like 40+ year old trailer park whores that I have no interest in so I haven't used it in a while
>>601619637 check out usasexguide.info for reviews. Only see girls reviewed by multiple senior members. Especially in a huge city(assuming you mean NYC) like that, you have to be especially vigilant for stings and bait and switchers will be everywehre.
Where I live (Montana) there isn't a whole lot of options for BP as far as I know. A few of the towns have Asian places. Been to 2 of them. One of them was just a quick, shitty massage, She thought I was underage... or a cop. Was very cautious around me.
Went to the other place, Got a handjob the first time... Was amazing, She was older, but still fairly decent. She told me to come back anytime and ask for her, She was happy to not massage / jerk off some 45 year old fat ass dirty trucker.
Fucked her one time. Was okay, She didn't seem into it (no surprise) and was in a hurry.
last time I went, She wasn't there.. It was momma-san and she jerked me off like a fucking pro. Holy shit - I've never came that hard that fast ever.
Montana sucks for good escorts / BP shit. You're better off hitting up the fatties, or decent looking druggies to get laid.
>>601620858 AMPs are such a gamble in small cities. It seems like 9 times out of 10 you're lured in by pics of hot young asians, but when you get there you have a choice between the 55+ year old asian chainsmoking grandma or a morbidly obese 30-40 year old.
I've never actually been given a choice of an asian I'd find attractive.
>>601621545 that's good advice for escorts in general. I always leave my wallet in my locked glovebox and park pretty far away. I always show up early and drive around the parking lot looking for anything suspicious (cops, people just sitting in their car especially if they are black, etc).
>>601621942 you're full of shit. There are escorts all over europe and they do call them that. I've never seen or heard them referred to hookers in any official way. That's just how you refer to them to your friends etc. When they advertise they are always escorts, companions, "models", etc.
I think alot of people call them Escorts, because in some areas of the world - It can skirt the law... Because you CAN hire an "Escort" or "Companion" to give you company at the movies, on a dinner date, etc... And if sex happens, it wasn't paid for.
>>601622430 Yes? It happens. At least once a month you see a review where a guy visited the whore's hotel, and get robbed in one of two ways:
1) (most common) her pimp is in the bathroom and comes out after she locks the door, demands cash, tells you to fuck off. This is why you check all the closets and rooms in the hotel before handing over the cash, although if a nigger is in there checking isn't going to do you much good. Sometimes they wait until you're naked to bust out though so it's still better to check
2) You go in the room, she asks if you brought a condom. Most guys don't, so they ask you to run out and get one. The pimp meets you outside and demands the cash. No, I don't know why they do it outside instead of inside, but there is at least one pimp in my area that has done that exact scam several times over the past few months
Well, If it's a persons first time there, Those are my suggestions. I would also do any research you can on the place. ESPECIALLY IF IT'S A MASSAGE PARLOR! I Googled any kind of FBI bust / sting ops in that town, and at the time there was one that happened 10 years prior... So I was cautious.
But if you frequent - Then after a while you can park closer, bring in valuables etc. I had thought about seeing if I could film one of the Decent looking ones jerking me off atleast - But I stopped going.
Fuck you're stupid. She drugged you with cyanide and dumped your body after taking all your stuff. When you die you can continue your life like you want it to be but only an idiot would think it's real life.
Salt Lake City has a crazy active red light district, and several pretty high quality seeming escort agencies. I guess to cater to all the ultra-repressed mormons sneaking up for a weekend away from their shitty wives who think that oral is a sin?
Anyway, the only time I've thought about using one of their services, I was chatting over fucking Yahoo messenger with the girl I wanted to hire, using all the obtuse hooker codes to say "CAN I NUT IN YOUR SHIT CHUTE" without actually saying it, and I got kind of a weird vibe from her responses and backed out.
A week later, all over the news, massive prostitution bust downtown, dozens of arrests. Which weirdly made it more hot for me, not less, jacking off to the idea that this poor lady cop had to respond positively to all my weird filth, google what a Rusty Trombone is so she could answer whether or not she'd do one, etc.
>>601622554 I've had 30-40 girls from there, just phone/text them you can tell they're legit I never bother checking if they're verified. Although if you get a non-British girl expect them to a be a different person that what's in the pics.
>>601624823 getting shitty service or getting ripped off once in a while is just part of the game. One time I paid 200 dollars for a black girl to give me a "lap dance" (fully clothed) for 10 minutes - she said "anything without clothes will be 200 extra" which i didn't have. It sucked but like I said, you have to accept the possibility of that kind of thing
That is a wise investment. I would bang that midget. Feel like I got superman's dick. Feel like I'm fucking a fat eight year old. Mm, yeah. Anon, I'mma jack it thinking of you up in that midget pussy. Hope you don't mind.
>>601623736 Irrelevant but I'm from the midwest. Went through salt lake city for a road trip and that shit is a nice view. Especially from the top of the interstate when you're just entering salt lake city.
Pioneer Park is the main hub... but that's also where all the drug dealers are, so you've got to be careful what time of day you go looking around. The area around the park, not actually inside it, is your best bet if you're just window-shopping for street whores.
>go to Susan's Massage in Frisco >Some late 40's looking Chinese broad greets me >pay $50 for "satisfaction guaranteed" massage >puts condom on me, blows me for like 3 minutes, then doggy >bangin' away on here like a Chinese pellet drum >she turns her head back as far as she could and gives me a thumbs up >was almost boner kill but somehow managed to finish
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