Stole gfs panties wut do now?
Hand her them back and explain to your girlfriend you have been stealing her underwear and wearing it to impress Tyrone, the new black employee at your place of work. Then ask her if she has any advice on how to suck cock because OP is a faggot
got them as far in as i could... i think she's mad...
I'm laughing so hard, been laughing so hard, i forgot to take the panties out until now..
She took my phone and went through the history and found /gif/ and saw there was porn
>mad cause porn
>she sleeps with another guy cause "i deserved it"
>i tell her off for being a slut and cheating
>MFW i dont give a fuck anymore
>MFW i dont have a reaction pic folder
So she cheated on you, because you watch porn? Pretty sure that bitch cheated before too man, and use it like an excuse now. OR she´s just fucking retarded. Anyways, dont waste time with that bitch, congrats doing the right thing and putting some panties up your ass too.
Nah, was one thing to put them in my ass, ill be a faggot if i put them on.
lel so true let us help you to destroy that bitch
Reporting for duty. Let us destroy her OP
well just be a tough motherfucker always have salt in you right pantpocket if he comes near you throw it in his eyes have deo in the other pocket spray it in his mouth if he cannot see anything after that beat the shit out of him stick the string in his mouth make a photo than post this thread as pic and deliver again
not a bad idea, im not full on weaboo, been in some fights back in highschool. Salt is a good idea, idk about deo though.
and prove what to her? that i can show people i can stick things up my ass?
>Anyone want some more stories?
pepper spray my nigga
always a good plan
spray him then kick him a bit while he's down
not too much, just enough for "self defense"
some may call it a bitch move, but who cares
After he's getting blinded by the salt he will be hysterical and his breathing will be fast and strong if you spray a fat jizz of deo in his mouth the propellant will make him a bit dizzy i u use many but dont overdo it he could die because of that ^^