I will vocaroo whatever the fuck you want. I'm bored.
Say this OP
"Don't be scared now brother
We are all brothers here man and we are all here for each other and i am here especially for you brother ;)
You won't feel any fear or worries when i put my pure love inside your fabulous ass of yours sexy man and i will give you pleasure of all pleasure till your soul erupts with ecstasy of passion and i sure will help you feel warm and coxy inside when my body gives the flow of love into you through your fabulous ass brother
This is love anon"
ITT: OP delivers
your a soldier on the field of battle
"My brothers are dead....we are starting the lose"
"there is only one thing left to do..."
then shout or some shit
"SUMMON THE POWER...OF AMERICAA!!"
>maybe i understated how bored i am.
Can you actually do the beatles copypasta?
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success: the Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worth of being saved.
i was actually really excited to hear that
but then i was just left disappointed
Thanks op just one more , "I am a committed member of the Islamic states and goat fucking is approved in islam 20000 autistic sandniggers signed the petition for goat sex to be completely legal" Do the most racist durka durka accent possible
Say this ''Do I like eating cum. I do. I like men love men men love men love men men love men love men men radical islamist here we frog trust juice blender I did nazi that cummin''
Say this please:
"paula, I still love you... please... respond..."
With a little bit of sadness.
Say this (It's Croatian) ''Volim Kolindu Grabar Kitarović, zato što je milfara koja će nam uništiti već sjebanu državu, zajebavam se, neće. To će napraviti HDZ za godinu dana.''
Really fucking good m8, well done
yeah i can see that point of view.
working on this, but i'm having issues finding a good song to sing that's not too long. suggestions welcome. also, i'm not a singer.
Would prefer around 3 minutes tbh, any longer and it's just a lot of effort.
>inb4 all the greatest rock songs are really long
trust me, I know, this is just for the sake of time efficiency.
"Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen."
>my own take
can you say:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
"Mr Vladimir Putin... I just want to tell you this before you find out the hard way... I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU! I am going to cut your throat, take a bath in your blood, and rape your dead corpse over and over. I am going to rub my shit covered cock all over your face and fuck your dead throat harder than then America has fucked the Middle East. I will own your soul for all eternity you fucking faggot as bitch.
This is op
I do not forgive
I do not forget
I will cum in you."
Do it faggot.
In the most serious voice you got.
"Obama.. you dumb fucking nigger... I just have one thing to tell you. I am coming for you. You will not make it past march. The plans have been set in motion. Your time on this earth is very limited. You will die a very public, and very brutal death. you are nothing but a nigger in the eyes of all, have fun in hell you faggot. Ill see you there, we can get like drinks or something.. hehehehe"
First one was great op, you are god tier man. Hope the secret service doesn't come after you this shit, they are faggots who take things way to seriously... guess they'd come after me too. cheers bro, maybe we will be cell mates!
see you there, we'll trade on-and-off who gets to fuck who. ;D
After this threat OP, you get to be the pitcher whenever you want. I'll catch that cock any time after hearing this shit. You have delivered on everything, that earns you top position.
what can I say? I'm a man of many talents. got skype, anon?
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Dear John, Also known as João. I must tell you that you are a filthy br. But that does not matter, because you... You are my friend, no matter what. Even though you smell weird, and look weird.
Ps, gid gud. Goodnight, sweet prince.
I said I'd deliver, I goddamn deliver.
>can't handle skype
a moment of silence for our fallen /b/rother, he is truly lost.
good luck on the rig, what parts are you looking at?