>implying you wouldn't have sexual intercourse with a sloth
a fair few chavs are sub standard looks wise but this is counterbalanced by their willingness to tongue your asshole for a shot of vodka
my folder of cum fuelled whores isn't organised enough yet
omg you're that famous bloke off the telly
can we have a ride in your car mister?
Imagine seeing you here Jim.
they'll let you suck them if you go in to the off license and buy their beer for them
lost count of the amount of times i have been offered blowjobs and more to go in to bargain booze and buy their cigarettes and alcohol
almost as distracting as when you realise that you're gay
I'd love to fuck some of these trashy British girls. They say American girls are easy, these girls look like they'd line up for a blowbang on a street corner because they were bored.
maybe you've seen one naked and not realised since they're essentially normal girls under all the clothes
they'll do it for a paki if the alcohol is there
cross reference high schools with bargain booze stores / off licenses
find the booze store with the highest concentration of high schools around it
hang out there after 5.30pm on friday and saturday nights
prepare to have your balls sucked dry
i came in to this high and i was trying to figure out wtf chav means like what is that,skank? easy? can anyone explain? anyway i'm fucking scared because all I see are these fucking toys everywhere like these aren't people, this thread is pretty terrifying
>meanwhile in african goblin news
loool straight up poole bus station is a shit heap man, you get all them trampy ass gothy 12 year olds smoking on the bench by the kfc, used to go college there would walk past them everyday, from Blandford though
Whats the point of even having unis when you're going to muff them up like that. Though these sluts would probably wear their tiny skirts and tube tops to school If they could
yeah, just go to a shit town on the edge of a big city like rochdale near manchester or some terrorist harbouring shithole near leeds and they are everywhere come the weekend evenings
You'd be surprised. A lot of them are travellers, they are religious and don't have sex before getting married (although they marry at like 16). The club looking sluts are the easiest
Shit I think I know the kid you're on about, annoying fucker. Makes me cringe everytime, used to roll with a group where I was forced to hang round with them. Painful man.
Crazy stuff. usually always stay up round this time and surf, bad habit but still, you?
It's what most girls in England are like now tbh. It's sorta grimey chavvy girls with daddy issues, raised in semi-poverty with high sex drives due to the internet and how the world is today
the irony is where i live I just have to walk round the local church and they're usually there drinking cider already pissed wanting to fuck someone
most are street, hanging round places like skateparks, benches, parks and that sorta thing because they're too young to go clubbing
that's because most of these girls are dumb as fuck
the younger ones stand around outside anywhere that sells alcohol and will suck you off just for going in and buying it for them regardless of age colour or creed
the older ones stand around in shitty bars doing the same
they did a survey of british girls at school last year and something like 85% said they wanted to be a "glamour model" aka get their tits out in magazines when they were older, with a celebrity life
if you have a mobile phone, some shitty tune they like, a bottle of alcohol, and a car seat - they will be yours forever. hell, a bus seat will do.
massively like, can't understand how they can cotch there for so long.
Same man, finished college 2 years ago, took a break and trying to find something to go into now, naff all round this way though apart from shops