lel what do you fags say if we take it to twitter?
#RIPBeiber or some shit?
lets do it, if only we could somehow silence bieb's twitter so he cant be all like "im not dead"
someone target the ugly bitch
made a twitter just for this event
this could work, it wouldnt be his first time
Los Angeles police have asked to interview Justin Bieber about claims he raced a Ferrari through the streets of his California neighbourhood last weekend. "If you have nothing to hide, why not talk to us?" said a spokesman for the sheriff's department.
which of you niggers followed me?
Say he was on cocaine, Viagra, and drunk and crashes his car going 170mph lel
Mary Sackrider #2 reporting in.
Only gonna leave one FB message on his page cuz I'm going to bed.
.. I made it in paint like all pros, found an article, changed the time and picture, wrote some shit... winrar
Fixed all those.. OK revision 3
"Hollywood Police Department confirmed today that they responded to a call from an unnamed witness at the address of superstar singer Justin Bieber. A body was removed from the premises but the coroner's office has declined to make any comments until the completion of the investigation. Speculation arises as fans pay tribute to the star all across the globe. Fans have begun tweeting to the hashtah #RIPbieber while Bieber's own account remains silent. Onlookers say they saw Bieber being removed from a poolside and placed into a bodybag which was than transferred to the coroner's office in Hollywood. Local community and fans are shocked despite Bieber being known as a risk taker. Bieber was previously wanted by the Hollywood Police Department in connection to allegations of speeding through residential neighbourhoods in his Ferrari. His death brings new light to the dangers of the anti-depression medication Xanax as it is speculated to have been what brought a fateful end to the international superstar."
They would, but there's no chance any news sites would pick it up. Maybe they would and I'm just being a bitch, but stick with Xanax. That's what everyone else is going with, don't be a faggot and fuck it all up.
Kek when we say make it to the news is that they debunk it on the news, that's another win for /b/
The one one we started with Ellen on Dec made it only to online articles an such.
mfw I posted the first version
SOME ONE REPOST THIS ONE
Copied, fixed you miss spelled hashtag but blah I think it's good now
Deleted tweet no worries
Faggots don't forget to tag @ComedyCentral or #ComedyCentral with his roast coming up this shit is really going to blow out proportion.
great idea it'd be even better to quote comedy central "We are deeply sorry for the loss of a fellow member of the Comedy Central Family. May Bieber in his family be in piece."
Something like that
thanks anon, are you one of the fuckers who followed me? my real twitter doesnt even have this many followers
Someone help me write an Al Jazera style report, I'm stuck
you fucking tard whyd ya tweet it? it has an error
and make sure to make it clear that what we are trying to accomplish if that gets deleted, make an other one and search for another one thats been made and conspire your pimply dick off