I could drill a whole in one end of the squash for my dick then taper the other end down to a 2 inch OD to insert into her vagina. That would be like a sex coupler if you will.
Yeah, if you were a grown man, then you would know that's not what it means. Shit, using that logic, you could post a 16 year old and say "hurr she's a milf. Teen pregnancy!"
Now go back to 9gag you little faggot.
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>do you stab yourself in the face when you try to eat?
You actually thought that was a clever enough "put-down" to post. Just stop and think about that for a minute. Then reassess your life.
>being this pedantic
You're conveniently overlooking the fact that porn doesn't include birth certificates or shots of the woman's kids. Thus, there is no way to differentiate between milf porn and any other type of porn, making the term meaningless.
If you were old enough to know where the term came from, you'd know that it's a fetish involving wanting to fuck the mother of one of your peers, basically. If your peers have teenage mothers, then you need to gtfo /b/ right now son.
reassess my life? because you think my post wasnt clever enough? like a retard on /b/ who doesnt know what milf stands for has any sway over my self image. its good that we didnt stay on topic though, you might have had to admit your stupidity.
so did all of you want a cougar thread then? cuz that would probably fix the issue you seem to be having with what the word mom means.
so you cant tell the difference between a woman who has carried a child for nine months and then ripped that child forcibly from her cunt and a girl who has never been pregnant just by looking at the shape of her body? the stretch marks are usually a dead giveaway along with sagging tits and fat nipples. sister in law is 23, younger than i am, is a mom, stretch marks fat nipples the whole deal and i sure would fuck her silly if ever presented with the opportunity. sure 48 year old women are great but as you get older you find other ways to define things cuz in a few years milf as you define it will mean toothless wrinkled leathery sacks of what used to be flesh. i like my definition, if none of you do then by all means continue not to care. ive already finished fapping anyway or i wouldnt even be having this idiotic conversation.
tl;dr: whatever man.