This thing wandered into my bedroom.
Figure I'll keep it until it stops raining
Dubs names it
Trips can tell me what to do with it
>inb4 insert into anus
I guess it's called Splenigma
And it's a hedgehog
Get something to keep him in for the time being. Make tiny shoes for him and paint them red like Sonic's, and then get blue spray paint. Tie him down so he cant escape, paint him blue, put the shoes on him, and you have Sanic
or you could keep him and love him forever, do some research to learn to properly care for his needs and his happiness
This is gonna take me like half an hour or so to do
guess I'll be back soon
It's small enough to be an apple kek
The age of man has come to an end..
> Call it "Schopenhauer" or just "Shopy"
> you know
> the guy who said the thing about "hedgehog's dilemma"
Yea I reckon I'll sneak it in one of those reuseable shopping bags.
I only have shit tier camera phone though but I guess it will have to do.
Second thought, when someone finds it, I could just walk up and say "Excuse me, that's mine", then bring it home again
Fuck the main page, I'm using it as my reference.
> Hedgehog's dilemma
> As hedgehog's get close to another hedgehog, they hurt eachother
> the thing is, we as the hedgehogs, have to learn what is the proper distance betweet us and other people
> as closer we get, more we can hurt eachother
Do your research:
I can't remember if it's only true in foreign environments, but these little guys either carry a lot of diseases or are highly susceptible to them.
Either way it's going to be bad for you or him. You might take him to a vet and get him checked out, I don't know if they have a round of vaccines for them.
Was mainly a problem with the illegally exported animals as I recall.
Okay I'm done with this thread.
I can't fucking handle this shit anymore
OP WILL SURELY DELIVER
bumping with OC and rolling >>602293186
OP here, it's asleep
I'm heading off to a supermarket that I don't shop at because I might get banned or something
Gonna sneak it in a reuseable shopping bag and bring it home when I'm done eta 45mins
Just downing a little whiskey first
And yes I am kiwifag, no it's not an Echidna its a Euro hedgehog, I live in a sleepout so it just walked in from the garden
here goes nothin
FUCK YOU OP,
THIS THREAD IS SCRIPTED WITH TRIPS AND QUADS.
OP PASSED TO BACKGROUND. EVERYONE, START CHECKING TRIPS