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>be me >be staying round friends house after a party >using his sister's room because she's moved out >some of her stuff is still there >be horny >try on every single pair of her underwear >pull it right up so it's up my asscrack >after trying on last pair ready to wank >find condoms in her bedside table >use one on cock because don't want to cum on her sheets >imnotamonster.gif >use another to finger my ass because no lube >finish >stuff evidence into a sock to take home next day
I don't even know how differently I would have behaved if I'd found a dildo.
>Be 15, sister 17 >get back home from a friends house >walking down hall and notice my sister's door is cracked open >peek inside >see sister changing >never seen a girl naked before except on tv and internet >parents are both still at work >Very quietly start to fap and watch her change >She keeps changing >changes into a semi truck >drives through door and runs me over >rubs my dick with her tires feelsgoodman.jpg >start to rub her headlights >She lets out a quiet honk >flip her over >cum on her trailer >she drives away because she had a delivery date to keep >Never talk about it
>>602306863 lied to an ex about being pregnant and having a miscarriage because I was angry that he cheated on me with his ex girlfriend. Never told him the truth because it'd make me look bad.
We were 15 and stupid, but still. And granted, I wasn't sure if it was a miscarriage, my period came like 3 weeks late and a shit ton of blood gushed out of nowhere. But it could have just been a late/heavy period because he never came inside me. Told him precum probably did it.
>>602308623 At the time I knew she thought it was weird I liked fingering her ass during sex. She didn't like it. So I pretty much violated her to get my rocks off. Only until literally this passed weekend did she say she actually enjoys it.
I used to make out with my dog. I was into the idea of bestiality when I was like 14 or 15 but never had an appeal to fuck a dog just wanted to make out with one. I used to put peanutbutter on my face and dick so shed lick it off. it was a golden retriever.
lucky i didn't get sick from doing it but it was only a couple of times.
First time here, hope I get the green text right, not sure if I need a throw away either .
>Be me in college 19 >sisters friend comes over >watching movie , under blankets cuz we snuggly >decide to make my move > start working my way into the pants > doesn't say anything , silence means yes amiright > rub around for most of movie > almost starts moaning > I lean in for the kiss but am interrupted by the end of the movie > I gave him a hand Job for the duration of frozen. > mfw he didn't even tell tell my sister, what a bro
>>602306863 >be me >at family xmess party >had me some drink > feelin good >loli sits on lap >wiggles to get comfy >feels a twitch >fuckit feelsgoodbro >let's loli wiggle on lap >diamonds >shit hold her hips >push down n wiggle her back n forth >ahhhhhh >set loli down n smack her butt tell her to go play >spill drink on lap to cover evidence
>be 8-9 >have mentally challenged friend over >play videogames and what not on my dreamcast >watch a show that had a sex scene >friend gets boner and stares at it >i get confused and asked what that is >he says its what happens when he gets happy >get weird'd out, scoot away >he comes closer and asks me to let him see >i let him for whatever reason, i was worried about not being normal or something >he then puts his lips around my dick >4 mins passed and im confused as fuck >all of a sudden i felt like i needed to pee >tell him i need to pee, get him off >rush to the toilet >he tries to squeeze in, wanted to pee together >wtf no thanks, you need to go home >he pisses everywhere, the door, my leg, the wall >WHAT THE FUCK >dad comes down >sees us both naked, my friend peeing on me >he gets sent home >only tell parents about the pee Its been 15 years and i still cant forget about it, and i want too. It wasn't even the last weird ass experience, but that one topped it. It felt good to get it off my chest. I'll tell more if i feel like it.
>i've fondled/molested my female friends when they've passed out from too much alcohol >never had the balls to actually fuck them for fear of them waking up, always wanted to tho >one of them I came on her face and wiped up >one of them I pulled her shirt up, bra down and sucked on her tits >i also tried date raping a girl by putting crushed ambien in her drink (bill cosby style) >unfortunately I think she isnt affected by ambien, because she didn't pass out
>Have reputation for never doing wrong with family >Me and older relatives in my room playing video games >Distant, younger relative being a cunty 10 year old because we won't let him play >Everyone else leaves because he is annoying >Since we're alone, I slap him >He cries and tells parents >They ask me if its true >I say 'no' >Insist it was because I wouldn't let him play on my PC >He gets spanked and put in timeout by parents for lying
>>602306863 I cried for hours and almost committed suicide over a girl that used me for money and I wasn't even dating. I get super depressed when I think about her. She changed me in a way that will never be reversed.
>>602306863 i have shot countless animals while going on shooting trips by myself...
i take lots of videos of me shooting trap, doing trick shots with my shotgun, shooting clays out of the air with rifles, etc... i'm a really god damn good shot, even out to 70+ yards with trap i can go 25/25 on a good day... as far as anyone is concerned i'm just out shooting videos of me doing cool shit and posting it for my friends.
but no one knows about the other stuff i do while i'm out there.
i've killed every squirrel, rabbit, and bird i've seen when i can get away with it.
i shot a hawk right the fuck out of the sky at close to 80 yards with a shotgun and a duck load.
i buy tons of dove and target loads but i always keep a few rounds of duck shot on my just in case.
i have killed endangered species, no one could ever prove it, but it's happened.
i'm waiting for the day i see a bald eagle, i will kill it on sight.
i take a 30-06 with me on every trip for general large animal defense if i can get to it instead of drawing my handgun, i once took a pot shot at a deer at about 400 yards on a still day holding about 20 inches above the animal on a low zoom and hit it... but i was too far away and too zoomed out to get a lethal shot so i'm pretty sure i only wounded it as i watched it run off into the woods... it was getting dark and my flashlight is good but i'm no tracker so i had to give up on it since the trail was barely readable.
i'm not proud of this compulsion, but i'm not actively trying to fix it, either.
>my gf has 2 roomates (both extremely religious, virgins, etc.) >typical goody goody girls, one is okay looking, other is actually pretty cute >i am a night owl, so am up when everyone is asleep >for the past 3 weeks i've crept into their bathroom (they share the bathroom that is publicly accessible to everyone in the apartment, if that makes sense). my gf had the master bathroom >I jerk off and put all my cum in their shampoos, conditioners, moisturizers, face cleansers, lotions, etc. >the thought of the 2 virgin goody goody religious girls unknowingly smearing my cum on their faces/bodies makes my dick so hard >have also stolen their socks and jerked off in them (while they're gone at class)
>>602306863 >got her pregnant >night we fucked she told me we must be soulmates, if she knew I had a dick that big she would of had sex with me years ago, this is so romantic, i think i love you, etc. >fuck that shit you led me on while fucking other guys for three years don't try to fool me >texted me she missed her period a few days later >fuck that shit I know what I did >never talked to her again >she kept the baby >ruined her life >graduated highschool in shame >never went to college seriously though, there's some guy raising my daughter with a slut out there. kinda hurts a little sometimes but that's karma
>i have a job as an organ/tissue procurement technician >i have fondled, fingered, licked some tits, and jerked off on some hot dead girls >pretty rare though, because most of the donors are typical dead demographic (old, cancer, fat, etc) >but every once in awhile i'll get a nice hot young one, and do my thing >my heart races and I get a thrill, but intense fear/nervousness at being caught, cuz it is pretty fucked up what i do >i've wanted to try fucking a dead corpse, but rigor mortis is VERY real, literally cannot bend any of their limbs/legs, etc. even if i wanted to. >considered titty fucking a couple times.
>>602311579 nigga you'd be suspect number one but that reminds me of I guess my most fucked up thing, pretty tame >live in dorm >only one laundry room >for some reason tons of people just never come get their clothes >do laundry every week >see panties on table full of abandoned clothes >see them again the next week >steal them on week three, officially abandoned I repeated from then on with any panties left in there for three weeks and used them to jerk off. only bad thing is they were always clean.
>Oldest (but younger than me) adopted sister moved out >She is 17, I was 20 at the time >Exploring her room late at night >Find a pair of dirty panties >Blood stained, too >Smell them while fapping >Finish on them >Put them back
To this day, I most want to fuck partners when they're on their period
>>602308742 LOL, ex gf told me about how she was raped when she was a kid, didn't really affect my desire to fuck her, untill she just flip her shit and started crying as i'm putting a rubber, remembering this made me limp the next time i tried to fuck her, and that she was hairy as fuck.
>be 18 >grew up in a low income family with migrant parents who saw wartime etc >horny >get a zucchini - spit and insert >theres a little knobbly piece that is annoying me >ignore it and keep hammering myself for 20 or so minutes >nah, this knobbly bit is pissing me off >pull it out >go to kitchen, wash the zucchini a bit and circumcise about 2 inches from the end >use knife to round the edge >throw wasted zucchini into the freshly emptied bin (just a piece of zucchini sitting in a plastic bag) >go finish buttplay finish, but walking round with zucchini still in butthole >mum comes home >freak the fuck out >running around cleaning up - moving tissues and clearing browser history etc >throw clothes on >i have a massive buttcrack stain on my shirt from sitting on it and sweating >remember zucchinis still up my ass >too late now, she's opening the door >she comes in - we have a conversation >she asks me if im ok >im fine, never better >you sure? you look flustered? have you eaten today? >no, im fine - i might go outside for a bit >she idly opens the sink cupboard door >I look away >what did you make? >huh? >with the zucchini? >huh? >my hand automatically goes to my butt >look at mum >she's holding the zucchini top with the knobbly bit >umm- zucchini omelette >oh yummm. was it good? >ummm..not really >ohwell... you shouldn't be so wasteful >raises it to her lips >mum NO, don't >why? >cos...cos...that's been in the bin, that's foul! >it's empty. I would have killed for some fresh zucchini when I was a kid >it's too late. it's in her mouth >I have zucchini in my ass and my mums chewing my zucchinis foreskin >'ohhh, i see what you mean. not good. ohwell, waste not want not' >guilt.jpg
>the most fucked up thing i ever did was probably suck on a dead 14 year old girls tits >jerked off on another girl's tits, some of my cum landed on her trashy tattoo of her daughter's name >oddest boner i ever got was this 48 year old who died from esophageal cancer, but surprisingly had AMAZING tits. shaved head and everything else about her body was nasty, but the tits were nice >is there such a thing as a buttertits? (like a "butterface"?) cuz this one was it
how i ;wish i could give you the hug you so badly need anon. you need our love. you need us to hold you near to us. the next time you hurt your cat think of us, the ones who love you. the ones who hold you near sweet dear one.
I actually have a hard time thinking of anything in my adult life at least. I remember being 9 or 10 years old and rescuing a half dead mouse from a cat, I still remember when I picked him up he let out a horrible shriek and his fur was coming out in clumps. I put him down on the edge of the property and wished him luck but the next day I went out and saw that he was still sitting there, dead as a motherfucker.
>be into incest >find picture on /b/ >looks like girl in my class >think it is >make up crazy scenario of her dad raping her >peruse her to see her naked >start relationship >find out shes being molested >kindahot.jpg
>>602306863 >be me at friends house >late 90's basement party >everyone drunk listening to Staind >feels everywhere >i get upset at their emo and smack the shit out of my best friend >he walks away while i call him a pussy for having feels >his qt gf thinks im alpha and makes her moves >boner.jpg >bro-mode activates >smack the shit out of his qt gf >go after my best friend and tell him what happened >don't mention slapping her >next day he gets jumped by her brother and his friends for slapping her
I never came clean about it, and I fucked her a few months later.
>>602311618 >with girl a few years >ithinkshestheone.jpg >find out she got drunk and banged another guy one night after we had an argument. >dump her and destroy her with every insult i can muster >months go by >we talk again, start a FWB situation. >we always did freaky shit, i mean edge play, watersports almost anything you can think of >she has a "history" in the family with male relatives.. you know what i mean. >Fucking and I start getting her to call me daddy, alternating between cute stuff you would say to a kid and pounding her while calling her a slut etc. >stick it up her ass doggy without permission, she seems to like it at first but starts to cry >pushes me off her, throws my clothes at me >GTFO anon, i h8 u, never wanna see you again etc. >I try to talk it through with her but to mo avail >receive epic text a few days later basically calling me a sick fuck and she wishes she never met me etc..
>>602311669 This one is a bit more simple >smoking pipes with some lowbrow friends >friend of friend comes over >pregnant crackhead with 2 other kids >going on about how she still cares for them properly and other bullshit.. poor fuckers.
>>602310691 >single mom, hasn't dated for years >mom feeling down >reassure her that people like her and find her attractive >give mom back massage >she takes off shirt, but keeps on bra >can see her tits in the mirror across the room >catches me staring, but pretends not to notice >after a bit she takes off her bra so I could "massage her better" >can see her tits in full view in the mirror, glorious >she turns around and faces me, "do you really think I'm attractive?" >yes >I'm hard as diamonds, she notices through my pants >she thanks me for massaging her, offers to massage me >puts her hand on my dick, over my pants >pulls out my dick and gives me a handjob. Come almost instantly all over her tits.
Since then our massages have gone to oral, 69, then eventually full on fucking. She wouldn't let me cum inside of her, always insisted on swallowing, but eventually that changed too, and now she lets me come inside of her pretty regularly, but still sometimes wants to swallow
I tortured and killed several feral cats as a child. Stole about $2500 from work in my early 20s. Broke into an RV being stored near my house, pissed all over, shit on the floor, then came all over the drivers seat. Killed my pet hamster and rabbit as a child. Blamed both on family dog, parents believed me. Let dogs lick my genitals and asshole when I was a child. Bullied peers pretty callously and violently up until about 8th grade. Threatened my father with a knife in high school.
Jesus. Sometimes I forget how fucked up I used to be. Now I'm 30, have a family, and everyone thinks I'm, shucks, just the nicest darn guy around.
can't confirm for other doctors because i have not started medical school yet.
but personally, i am not really into whips, abuse, shitplay etc.
i think i just like the dominance/power feel. hence the cumming, violating dead bodies. also the sense that im doing something "wrong" or "taboo" but im still doing it anyways. i don't know what thats called.
only other fetish i have (and its not really that weird), is shoes, legs, heels.
>be me >superfaggot >has a boyfriend, super cute and looks like the charmin bear >then a friend of mine online said he had a massive crush on me >tell friend I love him as much as I can >friend's fucking ugly >can't really love him because he also has million diseases >he says I'm acting different >I tell him all this and my feelings on it >he cries irl and tells me I'm a dickhead > :I >what the fuck are you talking about >I'm telling my honest truth >he unfriends me > :c >wat
I'm glad you have an acceptance, bro. You're probably more than a little fucked up, but honestly I think it's cool.. I think there are plenty of fucked up people who become physicians (myself included probably)..
Out of curiosity, what is your actual job title? I'm guessing you did med lab science for undergrad?..Also care to tell which state you are currently in/will be in for med school?
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