This. Or breaking my collar bone 3 times in the same spot. The last break permanently fucked it up.
when I was 11 I crashed my dirtbike into my dad's truck head first at about 45mph. I don't remember it, but I'm told I got up and was acting fine for about 30 seconds before I went limp and dropped to the ground. Had a major concussion and got to miss like, a week of school. good thing I was wearing a helmet
broke my ankle kek
Lost a leg in a car wreck.
What do I win ?
Got in a fight with some Indian kid in high school. He broke my nose sideways with a hook. Out of pure rage I picked him up and planted the back of his head into water fountain. I won barely. In the process I accidentally reset my nose and didn't feel it.
>riding with gf in her shitbox 92 accord
>she spins out
>cant control her shit
>slams sideways into tree
>my side takes brunt of impact
>my leg is completely fucked
>has to be amputated
>fuck fuck fuck
fell out of an oil rig when i got hit with a burst of H2s... cuz ventilator not working that day.
shattered 6 ribs
arm broken at elbow and ulna split up the middle
swollen left nut
cried like a child on that stainless steel xray table. agony beyond anything in my life.
>capitalizing the first letter of every word
I have an aneurysm every time.
Was in my teens and in a flat out run thru base housing and when I cam around one house I ran into a metal clothes line. Caught the line right across the mouth. Knocked all my teeth loose. Would have lost some if it wasn't for my braces holding them in. Bad part was the braces. They shredded the inside of my mouth and the wire came thru in 2 spots. The doctor at the emergency rom said there was little he could do. Said it was like raw hamburger meat. Nothing to really stitch up. Had to eat with a straw for a while.
You can kinda see the scar in this pic.
You can tell the obvious difference. I have no pelvis bone on my right side.
>locking your knees while doing leg press
The only thing i miss from a bitch is her abilty to please me