Beta fag here, had crush on this girl for 4 years. I leave it all in your hands /b/
Many people told me to use this.
I want to make sweet love to you Nicole...under a pale moonlight, on the beach. Ill bring a selection of meats and some wine, maybe a little blanket. It will be magical like the first time I orgasmed to your picture
It's one of those freeze pops. I don't have the original to be honest. Sorry.
Hahahaha the transition between those two messages.
no post this one.
"I would go to africa with you. I would be the Lion King. Let me see yourself turn my queen."
>mfw he actually looks like Nacho Libre and said his line
I’m touchin’ you tonight, I’m lovin’ you tonight (Wait nope)
I’m fuckin’ you, girl, you must be used to spendin’, putting in that time
Touchin’, lovin’, fuckin’, can’t make up my mind
I’m lovin’ you. (Wait nope) I’m fuckin’ you tonight
Look Nicole, I really just wanna fuck you until you die, and then send your body parts to various world leaders to show my devotion to Allah. Meet me for coffee so we can get this shit over with,
Only newfags believe this shit
Do it now, OP!
Good lord, what is it with dubs and trips in this thread.
OP what you mean to say is that your a beta who has had this friend for four years and you have been pestering her and all of your other female friends about what you have been over thinking. In short they go around when you are not looking and share the different tales you have told each of them while having a good laugh at the fact. the only girl who will be with you is one who is not invited to those partys.
I know I tend to say loads of different things that may confuse you, but that's only because of the way I feel about you. If anything, this is really backfiring on me now, now that I have taken such a big step to truly tell you how I feel. I want to make it clear that I am absolutely sincere.
I am completely serious Nicole and Im sorry if I confused you with my previous actions. The truth is all I want is you and if you give me half a chance I will prove it to you.
Nicole. This love I have for you is as pure as it gets. And it has been for a very long time. For the past 4 years I have been wanting to build up the courage to ask you out and it's been so hard for me because of how beautiful you are and I am so fearful of being rejected. From the first day I laid eyes on you I couldn't get enough of you. Everything about you is perfect and I would love it if we could go out sometime because I would be going out with the girl of my dreams.
Nicole, I want to marry you. We can leave it all behind, and run away to Japan. We will eat ramen and cosplay every night, and receive constant abuse and racism from the japanese which we can't understand because they didn't teach us the words 'fat' 'neckbeard' 'faggot' and 'weeaboo' on Rosetta stone. We can get employed at shitty fast food restaurants and get constantly laughed at by others, but it's still worth going to animeland, where the girls have eyes half the size of their fucking heads and speak like they're having orgasms. Nicole, please be my waifu?
Christus hängt am Hakenkreuz, ich hasse das Kanaken-Deutsch
Hasse Deutsch-Kanaken Rap und mach jetzt die Kanaken schlecht
Ist mir recht wenn ihr mich für'n scheiß Fascho haltet, aber die Deutsche Kultur ist ja fast schon veraltet